Weird things your parents/roommates have said...

My mom saw my friend and i making a dress for my Lu Wen and said "awww poor fella, you made him a gay boy"
or "DONT CALL A CROSSDRESSING DOLL A BOY!!!! ITS CLEARLY A GIRL!!!"

 

Well I've had similar experience, I went to my bff's house and her mom said "and take those queer naked dolls up to your room!!"

 

When my boy's body had just arrived, I placed him on the kitchen table, hoding the keychain teddy that belongs to my brother. When my mom saw it she said: " He'll be mad at you."
"Brother?" I asked.
"No, he " said mom and pointed my doll. (She was right).

Allso, my dad saw me open my boys head cap and said: "Well look at that, he's got no brains".

 

I had LillyKitten's Minu and Elsie sleep over at my house one night, and my Dillian was very attached to Minu. They were snuggled up together on the heater (it's cooler on top of it than it is in front of it) when my mum got home from work.

I briefly explained that; no, I didn't buy them, yes their owner knew they were here, no it wasn't permenant. She took one look at Dillian and Minu and said "They better be in sperate beds. I don't want any babies around here" before walking off

 

When I moved I had already moved some of my dolls to my new room before returning back home for two days. My dad came to get me to rive home and he looked at them sitting there and he asked: " Did you give them enough food for two days?'

 

My mom is entirely clueless. "So let me get this straight. You pay 500 dollars for this doll and it doesnt come with anything." "Right, mom." "It doesn't even have hair??" "No, mom." "And its completely naked." "Yes, mom." "You are soooo weird." "Thank you, mother."

 

Well when my mother found out my boy was anatomically correct, the first thing she said was, "Can I look at his willy?" I mean come on. My mother is an embaressment.

 

My besties were all over at my place, and I was showing off my boy, explaining how to position the eyes. I was moving his eyes so my one friend could see, when my friend on the floor wakes up and says "Whoa, wait a minute! He has brains!" XD

 

Well, I met one of my best guy friends about a year and a half ago. Before I'd met him, I'd purchased a doll and named him Vincent. Low and behold... bestieboys name is Vincent. First time he was over at my house, he's going over my dolls, askign questions about them, etc and when we get to Vincent the doll he's quite taken back... in a humorous sort of way.

SO now when we're at work, or he hasn't been to my plsace in a while he'll ask about 'himself' or what 'he's wearing.' Vincent the human has been known to steal into my room and change up with Vincent the doll is holding or doing. He also has a love for these bunny slippers... and announced to our crew at work (We're managers at a fast food joint) that, 'I better be wearin' my bunny slippers!' 8D;

 

I think I like your mom.

My husband calls all of them my boy porn.

 

I got my first boy, Silas, and was showing him to my grandma, my mom mentoned that he was anatomically correct, and granny yelled "I've got'ta see this!!!!" and striped him!

 

My mother always says that I should marry my boy. =_=;;; Either that or that he's my boyfriend.

Also when I first got him, she would constantly say this non stop for the first few weeks: "....he has a butt....wow, he has a butt....I didn't know that THAT'S what you meant when you said these dolls were anatomically correct...."

But followup to that, one day she added "Well at least he doesn't have anything in the front....right........wait, no, he does???!!! Really??! Let me see! O________O" ((I never let her see ufufu.))

 

When I told my family that I was buying a doll my younger sister, who is 16, asked me if I was afaird that one night my doll would come to life and kill me in my sleep. The rest of my family just stare at her and then she say "What? It happens. But nobody can prove it because they only come to life when everyone sleeping." And for a small moment I wasn't the weird one.

 

It was evening when I'd just cared my dolls up to my room, and went back to see if I hadn't forgot anything. I asked my parents if they'd saw any doll clothes or something, and then my dad said: "Yes, you forgot the dipers" >3<

 

god knows ive had a few
i was on webcam with my friend and one of her zelda friends and i mentioned that i got my big boy
when i brought him he looked JUST like the zelda friend
thus they both insisted i show them his junk...and it all ecalated from there imagine my moms face when she see's me shoving my poor pantsless boy at the webcam
i can only imagine what she must have thought!

but this one just happend today when i was making my boy a pair of pants when im making things for my dolls i take off EVERYTHING wigs shirts and pants..it makes mesuring things for them alot less of a hassel my boy is kicky and whenever hes laying down he always goes into fetal position
mom walks in when im sewing the pants leg and this is how it went
" honey i thought you loved him why is he all bald and naked!"
me: " im making him pants..."

"HE'S COLD!! LOOK AT HIM HUDLING FOR WARMTH!"


"HE'S FINE MOM!"
she goes and puts the extra fabric on him
moms....

 

My best pal calls Marcus the "sheman" as a joke and whenever I show him to her she comments on his feminity... she seemed upset the other day that I didn't bring my shemale along.

 

When I got my first boy doll and took him out of the box, my husband took one look at him and said, "What the...that doll has junk!"

 

When I first moved back to the same state as my parents my mother was lecturing me about how they are too expensive and that my money could be better spent elsewhere and in the middle of her rant I pulled out a pair of shoes and she squealed "OH MY GOSH THOSE ARE THE CUTEST THINGS EVER!!" and proceeded to play with the MSD sneakers.

My grandmother before she passed on used to call them my kids and would ask me every time she saw me how they were doing and if they were getting enough ^_^ She used to suggest that I take them to get their photo's professionally done haha!

The worst was Christmas Eve a few years back. I had taken Kiyoshi with me to my parents and had left the room for no more than 3 minutes and when I got back my brother was smiling at me and said "I got him ready for his boyfriend." I looked at my doll and he was on his knees all bent over with his rear in the air...