Sales Promotion [ GRANADO ] :: Alien Protection Ransom Insurance ::

Mar 31, 2019

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      Dear all,

      Have you ever worried that you might be at risk of alien abduction any moment?
      But aside from you, BJDs have the resemblance of a real human.
      Aliens may mistakenly kidnap your BJD instead of you.
      So we, Granado, proudly presents : Alien Abduction Insurance.

      :: Key Features ::
      1) We will negotiate for the doll's release.
      2) Loss of doll parts protection. (Ex: Hands, Legs, Mr. DingDong...)
      3) Responsible for any damage to property on your dolls' return to earth.
      4) USD 0.0001 coverage limit.
      5) Cover limited to two alien abductions during any annual policy period
      6) Exclusions: Fraud; Acts of God; Abduction of any humans or pets.

      :: Premium ::
      3 pictures of your dolls each month and some of LOVE.

      Come to us and buy insurances for your beloved BJDs!

      :: Website ::

      Instagram : @granado.doll • Instagram photos and videos
      Facebook : Granado | Facebook
      Twitter : Granado (@DollGranado) | Twitter
      Tumblr : Granado Doll

      Regards,
      GRANADO​
       
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    2. Does the insurance also include counseling for bjd? Because alien abduction is a very traumatic event, I’m worried about my bjd’s mental health.
       
      • x 23
    3. Good to know Mr.DingDong is covered. Id hate to lose that.
       
      • x 17
    4. Does it cover (ahem) probing?
       
      • x 23
    5. Can a doll from any company be signed up for this protection plan?
       
      • x 6
    6. Oh, something I didn’t know I needed! :o
       
      • x 3
    7. Mr Dingdong ahahah oh my
       
      • x 2
    8. Is there an option to add additional medical insurance for prenatal care if a doll comes back from the abduction impregnated?
       
      • x 12
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      • x 5
    10. Will we be able to get a new doll free if this happens?
       
      • x 1
    11. Does this policy cover hybrids, or could I only get my girl's body covered? I am currently living in an area with a history of alien activity and I'd be sad if I couldn't get her head covered as well.
       
      • x 3
    12. How do we know after your negotiations that the doll released to us is not, in fact, a doppelganger alien pod dolly that's bent on world conquest? :|
       
      • x 8
    13. What happens if our doll falls in love with the aliens and want to stay with them? Will you negotiate the separation and maintenance payments? :sweat
       
      • x 3
    14. “Snort!”
       
      • x 1
    15. Does your insurance cover dolls that look like aliens?
       
      • x 1
    16. Ah, the annual glorious April greeting from Granado!
       
      • x 2
    17. What if we see Men in Black and forget our doll was abducted by aliens?

      I <3 Granado!
       
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      Happy fools day! <3
       
      • x 12