What would your dolls say about you?

OUR OWNER CANNOT SEW! XD

 

They would beg me to get therapy lol

Jokes aside, probably that I should work on all the doll projects I’ve stared 5 years ago and never finished I keep doing it too, it’s so bad….

 

Mine would say, "You're OLD!"

 

I suspect mine would mostly ignore me, honestly. I'm just their housekeeper.

(Yeah. My dolls would basically be like cats. They wouldn't consider me their owner so much as their staff. )

 

Mine would say, "I never signed up for a nudist colony!"

 

Laine is a judgmental asshole, so probably… “You gonna come redo my body now that you’ve stained everything or what?”

and the answer is “maybe” because it hurts my hands to restring him every time

 

Mine would say that I have great plans, but very poor follow through. As any new dolls are told, ‘don’t expect much, she’s the queen of procrastination’.

 

Mine would say that I spend too much time staring at screens and not enough time looking at them!
Some would also complain about how they've been waiting for their body for years, wooops! XD

 

I think they’d say they miss me changing their clothes and taking pictures of them, because I’ve been really bad about doing that as much this year.

 

Mine would probably say I'm taking way too long to photograph them now that they're all ready, haha. And also that I shouldn't keep eyeing new dolls before I've done so.

 

Mika: could you please put a difrent outfit on me? Ive been wearing it for more then a year now...
Maya: So, when will my armour be ready hm?
Francis: GIVE ME BACK MY HOOVES YOU BASTARD
Ko-Eh: I cant believe it.... Ive been in pieces for a year, finally got dyed, had to wait almost another year for a wig... AND IM STILL NAKED. HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME
Yorick: Pls give me back my head....

Me: Tralala, lets look for more dolls to buy

 

Pay attention to me! Give me a faceup! Make me some clothes!

 

The majority of the would probably think of me as a mom, since most of mine are half my age and I take care of them, sew for them and clean up their room.

 

"Stop doing our eyebrows! They don't match and they look bad! Please get us a proper faceup"

But sometimes I look at them and I can hear them chanting: "We need shoes, we need shoes, we need shoes"

 

"please stop changing my clothes. This is the ninth time this week" xD
New outfits keep coming in so I keep trying them out on the kids lol

 

"Free us from our glass containers!" in general, and more specifically from my Lati Yellow:
"Buy me a new friend! I'm surrounded by animals, literally!"

 

Well...

Pasiphaë would order me to make her beautiful dresses. And after seeing the results, would order me to commission because I suck. XD She probably would say that I don't have enough talent or money to cater to her expensive tastes. XD

Aëtës would want me to make him more props. Including a skeleton and a laboratory. So he would say that I should make more time for him.

Circé would be kinder and praise my efforts and stealthily ask for some more stuff as well.

 

Mine would probably say I'm a hot mess, but at least they get nice clothes

 

“Don’t touch!” - Mia while shrieking and hiding her face because my grubby human hands are full of germs

“Y’know they probably make little doll props for beer. You could get me one of those instead of spending all your money on Mia all the time, just a suggestion, or you could let me just die of thirst.” - K’jinn

“But alcohol doesn’t help with-“

And then the chummy dolly pals get into an argument about K’jinn being a foolish drunk and their owner is quickly forgotten about. That’s how it would go.