Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

Dear Crobidoll,
WHY DID YOU MAKE YEON-HO? And why is he so pretty? And with really pretty wigs? to have the one color I want sold out?
Why did you make me stumble on your website just when I got my Miho a slot for his faceup? HMMM? And why did it just so happen Yeon-ho was on the HOT ITEMS list on the first page?
And now. NOW. I'm going to have to go to the bank. And get a floating head. And possibly a body. Which would cut my life savings in half. And have a debate wether I should keep both or sell one and I dont know which and RAAAH.

I hate you.
I will get you. (mark my words.....)

 

Dear DoD,

Why did I have to discover your dolls last September!??? I was happily thinking of not expanding my collection beyond my self-set limitation of two dolls, but your beautiful LE doll that you just sent me is like crack! I want moarrr. And why do you not offer your glowy, beautiful white skin as a regular option? This is so cruel. But I will be waiting... yes, I will be waiting for your next LE releases in White skin! *mwahahahahhahahah*

Sincerely Yours,
Yume B. Noir

 

Dear Dollsoom,
I am unhappy that you have such beautiful dolls that arent clothed with the outfit shown! Why are they so beautiful and NAKED? Why you fiiiends? Does the desperateness of bjd owners amuse you? DOES IT?! Well I dont find it funny in the least! I demand you lower the price dramatically or include the outfit dammit! Do as I say or I eat chu.

*Exhales* *Nods* Yep.

 

Dear DOD again,

I hate you for tempting me more as DARN you for releasing new DOT boy body. Why? Why you treat me like this? Those body are awesome as I want it and now ya not putting it for sale unless you buy the DOT to choose new body. TAT... Because of your new release... I got the tender elf sha head from my friend and now plan to get a body for it... YA EVIL!!!! I taught I could stop but end up I am still moving for you... WHYYYYYY??? *sob at the corner*

love and hate,
me


Dear Volks,

I never taught of getting any of your dolls cause ya system to purchase always confuse me but ya babies always dam attracting to me. Why... each time I go meet up I saw Volks doll I will drool especially my friend's Volks Crystal on a SD16 boy body... WUAAAA.... TAT hate it hate it hate it... also the YOSD Ayumu which makes me wanna get my one YOSD Chinatsu... TAT

sadly and depress from,
me
TAT

 

Dear Elfdoll,

Why can't you release heads only? I want your lydia! I want your lydia so bad I want two! but why must your bodies be not to my character taste. Curse you and your gorgeous heads.

CURSE YOU!

Love Ani.

 

dear little Monica

just when i decided four dolls would be all i needed you come out with a perfect little boy with a pretty scar on his cheek (and you must have known i've been into scars lately) and whats worse? you named him crow!! my nickname! giving me reason to believe this boy was ment to be mine!!

thanks for drowning my dreams of ever having money left in my wallet

-Octobercrow

 

Oh This Is Fun XD

Dear Soom,
I have seriously stopped looking at your website. I'm sure your wondering WHY I would do such a crazy thing, well I have a few reasons.
1. I'm A Poor High School student who's getting ready to pay for college. You will ruin my life with your pretties by making me save money for your dolls verses college.
2. Your Limited dolls make me cry a little inside because of their beauty, and that big limited sign on them.
3. Aside from me needing to save for college, I also need a laptop, and parts to fix my wrecked car. Do you think those things grow on trees?! XD

Love, Angelesk.

Dear Dollzone,
I may the the only one who could really say anything about you as a company. I own two of your beautiful dollies, and I love them to death. Also your prices are very acceptable and you rarely release limited edition dolls to make it fair for people like me who have to save forever to buy a doll. But I do have one tiny complaint about you. Do you remember the limited Edition doll that you made named Quinn? Yeah, you released him WAY before I had even known about BJDs. How could you make such an awesome sculpt limited? Do you even know the kind of pain I went through when I scraped up his picture from some old website? I want that doll. You need to bring him back as a normal sculpt.

Love, Angelesk.

 

Dear Dollmore,

Why do you always seem to start events for shipping right after I order? You know I would love free shipping one of these days, but of course not, I must miss out on your events by a day! And stop making those gorgeous boys, Kizimir will kill me if I got anyone taller than him! D<

Dear Volks,

Why do you keep on making SD17 that I adore yet will never be able to afford?
So tall and gorgeous, you just want to watch me struggle as I try to find a way to afford one of them. I swear you want to disappear at times...

 

Dear Secret Doll, Minoru World and Orientdoll

Why must you make dolls of unusual sizes? Why must I lust over your little things made of resin when I have 4 perfect ones and 2 unfinished ones already?



Dear Migidoll

You are the bringer of distruction. You are the soul eater. You are the reason I am in this mess. Why must to make such lovely heads and only sell them occasionally? Do you like to tease me and make me greedy to own at least one of each? When will I get my jina and please for goodness sake release her in tan! I don't know why - because then I will have to buy one in normal and in tan... and lets not start on Yujin!!! I hate you.

Your sincerely
Pammy.

 

Dear Volks
why oh why oh why did you create FCS sunlight skin MSDs?? why so expensive? WHY SO BEAUTIFUL????!!!
yours in loving hatred
Lula

 

dearest Soom

while I completely hate you for me not being a millionaire and thus not being able to buy all the satyrs. actually I can't really afford even one if I would totally fall in love with it, well I can but it would be a complete hole in my account.

and don't you ever make a beautiful horse doll like Heroin again or my wallet will be trying to commit suicide ...

 

I think there's no way I could say something better than that or all those soomed letters >< REALLY, SOOM, please stop this agony or else I'll have to kill my WALLET once again... And so, Lionell will end up firing me >< -as I'm suppossed to be saving for him... BUT you go and keep those Zodiac heavenly creatures up...-.

Deff. gonna kill u,
- I_love_EL

 

Dear Dream Of Doll
HOW DEAR YE! The only reason I am here is because of EVERYTHING! No thanks to you! I am having dreams- no, NIGHTMARES of Kalix! Why did you have to make him a limited?! And your DUCAN! Why?! He's so expensive but he's caught onto me like a bait and fish! And you Black Elf Sha... Did you have to make him so gorgeous?! Did you have to release the event of only three people having Tender Black Elf Sha?! Why are your dolls so captivating that I visit your site every single day?! Have you put a trance on me? Nay! Now I'm practically drooling over your Tender Elf Sha!

And your DOT Double Jointed Body...it's been released for almost a month now! When do you plan on putting the darn body on sale? Why why why why why why why?! And now you're making me always roll on my bed, whining that I had a grey skin Kalix like a baby, no even worse, a SPOILT BRAT! I know you're probably thinking what is the point of this meaningless senseless note and why my rambling is going on forever, seriously...MAKE MORE COOL DOLLS DAMNIT! AND HOW COME YOU ONLY MADE THREE WIGS FOR THE DOI'S?! AND WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH LITTLE AMOUNT OF CLOTHES?! How unfair of you!
-FreakMedley
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The main reason why I'm here is cause I was bored and I seriously didn't know what to do so I used up my time here, it was fun but seriously Dream Of Doll, if you're reading this, no hard feelings, I reeeeallly love you and your dolls. I love them! So...no hard feelings eh heh heh...

 

Dear Fairyland.
Please stop. It was your adorable little pukis that finally made me take the jump into doll ownership. Do you know what you've done to me? I have so many planned now, a lot of them being your newest creations, the little fee. Also, side note, stop bringing out more Pukis. Mine would like a sibling, and I told her no. I said, Perry, you're the cutest one, I'm not giving you an uglier sibling. But then it happened, you released more and more. Full sets, even. I can't even go look at your site any more! Ugh!

Dear DollZone
Please refrain from coming out with doll after doll that I want. Everytime I nearly get the money for one, you come out with another one I want MORE, that's slightly more expensive. I know it was just your plan to keep me away from that limited Leo BB. I swear, the Aimi better be the last MSD I see between now and Feb 28th, because if another, once more, more expensive one comes out, I'm going to have another debate with myself for weeks over which one I want!

`Love Raisallie

 

Dear Dream of Doll (again),

How could you?! Look at that new DoT Boy body! A few months after I got my boy, now you are releasing this new bod. It's so evil, so purely evil! And even worse? You are not selling the body separately anymore! What the hell! DoD, WHY?! WHY?!

Also. DoD. Ship my little darling. Now. Please? *uses puppy eyes*

If you make a Homme Kalix, I will break. Into Tears. I hate you for making the three most handsome dolls in DoI.. I can never choose between three of them, it is difficult. All of them make me want to get one.. You make me wish I was a daughter of a millionaire or have lots of money so I can buy them all! EVIL!

Forever Captivated (And Broke),
Silver Identity

 

Dear Soom,

I'm writing you again First it was Vesuvia and now it's Amber. Gee, thanks.

-- Somn

Dear Fairyland,

Stop burning holes into my wallet with your eyes.

Love,
Somn XD

 

Dear Fairyland,

Curse you for making me want 3 new dolls! Curse you! LOL

Love, Rynn

 

Dear Migidoll,

I understand that you like making beautiful looking heads, but don't you think you could have stopped at Yujin?! I mean really I was already planning going to get a Ryu and then you just had to slap Yuri and Owen in my face too, didn't you?! Now I have to rearrange all my plans so that way I can get Ryu, Owen and Yuri this year. Thanks, thanks alot.

Forever yours,
Jas' wallet

 

This looks pretty healthy for a thread. I'll be sure to try it later.