Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

Dear Soom,
How dare you! How DARE you!? Where do you get off releasing your monthly dolls! You think you can just make those beautiful dolls with their inhuman features and then deny me the ability to buy them when the month is done!?
Don't you understand that you could make so much money off of me if you sold the horns and legs, wings and arms seperately!?
When you finally do sell them seperately, I'll make sure to spend a months paycheck on them. Til then, I cry!

 

;__;

Dear FairyLand-

I get it already. You're after my soul. DX Damn you and your A la Carte Minifees! Damn your adorable Puki's! And Damn your friggin' adorable LittleFee's! D: WHHHHYYYY FairyLand, WHYYYY?!

Dear Soom-

Thank god I cannot possibly afford your dolls. ;___; But frick, I want them so bad! DX Why must you make ones with hooves!? Even worse, HORNS! D: I don't want a doll that big! A doll that big is half of me! D: ;_____; Please god don't release them in a smaller size. (No really, do it. >__> DO IT.)

Dear CustomHouse-

D: Curse you and your cuteness. DX And your freakishly long wait times. D: -shakes fist- And your sales... 30% off, really? I mean really? 50% off!? Literally only two weeks after my girl arrived!? D: And please get better virus protection. >__>; I wasn't able to participate in your first 30% off because of that Trojan.-shakes fist-

Dear Luts-

...you'll get me someday... when I finally get around to getting that Ttori... >__>....

Dear Angell-Studio-

D: I hate you so much... you just had to go and release the perfect mold for my most precious character ever. DX Damn you.-shakes fist-

And a note to all companies:

>: Please stop having awesome events all at once, 'kay? You're killin' me. DX I never can participate. ;____;' Or at least send me a message like, two months in advance, I'll settle for that. : D

With much love and utter loathing,

Asu

 

Dear Iplehouse,

You know why did you have to design Akando's body the way you did? Why? Cause you knew, just knew I'd cave and make Keegan and SD boy if I could get a body like that. Yeah thanks for that . Just to top off perfection with a solid boy body that LOOKS like a boy that worked out and actually eats, not a 6 pack no no 8 pack...darn you for knowing one of my weaknesses . Your pictures weren't nice and I was strong in resisting and just enjoying pictures, but oh no you got to one of the lady's in my local group and she has one and I got to hold him and play with him and now I REALLY want one. So major uber thanks in just suckering me into Akando.

 

Dear Dream of Doll:
I am going to need you to stop making me want all your dolls. I don't have the money or the room for them, so start making something I don't want. Also, would you please stop taunting me with all your limited and out of stock tans? They are beautiful and I really can't afford them. My arm is tired from all my fist shaking at you. I want you to know that every time I fill out a job application I think of you and your tans.

Dear Dollzone:
You already got some of my money, stop trying to take more. I can't buy all your dolls. Mo was supposed to be my first and last, and then you had to show me Ray. Curse you.

Dear DaggerChan and Batchix:
Stop making your awesome dolls and showing off your awesome sculpting skills. I hope you're happy with making me plan to buy everything you're selling, especially you Batchix! You'd better not have sold out of anything before I scrape the money together! ::shakes fist::

 

Dear Iplehouse

My wallet was safe, sure there were beautiful dolls but all the ones with perfect bodies were SD sized... so I could resist. Then you go and make Tania, a perfect face on a perfect body. Now why the hell won't you make her more clothes?? You really expect me to have time to sew while going to university? You expect me to all of a sudden know how to draft patterns? You are absolutely evil

Much hate

Me

 

This. OM friggin G this. Do you know how broke (but happy) I would be?

I'd also settle for a MSD-sized centaur plzkthx.

 

*laughs* Great thread, I have some to add too... And... really... it's not hate... I'm kidding myself. I love you guys! *hugs for all the BJD companies*

Dearest DOD,

I hate you for making me fall in love with BJD's in the first place...

Dearest Luts,

I hate you for being the one who stole my resin 'virginity' by making me fall in love with Lu-Wen right at a time I shouldn't have spent approx. $700 AUD on a doll. Darn you. I also hate the fact that you've got me wanting a Shine and an El and a Cian, Azure and Ethan... and I'm sure there will be more to come in the future! Oh! And I hate the fact that the Lu-Wen was a limited and came with a vampire head. Not only do I have a soft spot for vampires (hence why Lu-Wen was my first) but the head formed a character on its own and now demands his own body, hair, eyes, clothes etc.

Dearest Fairyland,

I never thought I would want a smaller doll. Until I saw your Little Fee Shiwoo... the others, I didn't particularly like. Shiwoo stole my heart in an instant and the money that I was going to use to purchase an El went to the Shiwoo instead. Rune hates you for stealing his boyfriend away and making him wait even longer now.

Dearest Migidoll,

Darn you for making me need a Ryu head for a character who was originally going to be the Luts 08 event head I got with my Lu-Wen purchase. Now, not only do I have a floating head I have no intended character for... I need to go and try to find a body that will match my Ryu head when it gets here (ordering in the Feb. order).

To all the above companies,

I truly love and thank you for your lovely dolls. I'm so glad I can join in the fun and own these wonderful pieces of art.

Sincerely yours,
Mahou-Koneko

 

Dear Soom,

Before meeting you, I was convinced that all male dolls looked like little boys. Even though I had assumed wrong in my newbishness, I was happy and had money in my ignorance. I didn't want a doll because I only wanted one for my male OC. Now, you've broken my bank. Well, it's not exactly broken, but I really needed a laptop instead of another doll. I also wanted to save to go visit my friends in California. I hope you're happy that you're getting my money that's intended to stimulate our weak economy. >_>

P.S. You'd better not release a gorgeous MD when I have more money and can afford one. Especially keeping me from my summer convention plans! *shakes fist*

Yours emptywalleted,
tehrin

ALSO.

Dear anime convention,

Why must you allow good people like teacupdreams to have booths at your convention? I was fine and dandy and determined to only spend what I needed at the convention. BUT OH NO. I went home with a darn SD. Even though I love her immensely, I know that none of my tax returns will be going toward things I really need. >_<;;

 

oh this is perfect for me right at this moment...

Dear Dollmore....

WHY??? how could you release a WS limited Kara Klum NOW? dont you know he's my dream doll and now i have to somehow come up with the funds to buy him withOUT selling the one i already have, cause let me tell you, that aint happening. and i'll have to do this before the LE runs out and i have to try and get one second hand and really be broke. why.....

 

Dear DOD

You have really done it this time. I bought my first doll from you claiming only to ever buy one. My partner loved the style so much I then bought her a DOC. Then... then I wanted to get another doll because you made Theo's face up look like he had a big void in his life. So I know he needed a friend.

Swearing it would not be a DOD doll because I didn't like the DOT bodies. You then release another body type! And to top it off you release sexy leather pants and loads of your stuff comes back into stock!

I am not happy! not happy at all! and my wallet is broken.

 

Dear DOD again,

Why u so evil to me...T_T... I taught once i got the head I could have a body for it... and u tell me body aren't separated for sale now...T_T why... why u s mean to me... now I gotta think of a way to get the body... u make me so miserable but still I love u...why... sighh...

love and hate again,
me

 

Dear Soom,

Why, oh why must your dolls be so darn popular? I've resisted temptation on many an occasion - though I regret not buying Sard when he was released... even so, I finally caved in and finally ordered a Mecha Angel Sabik. Now? Now you tell me there's a backlog of orders and my blank Sabik doll will take near 2 months before he'll be shipped?

It saddens me greatly, but I love your dolls nonetheless even if they're as popular as heck. Now, please never ever release a wolf themed limited edition doll. My bank account is already on the verge of committing seppuka, there will likely be bloodshed if you release a wolf doll, especially if the wolf doll is male and darn sexy like Sard is~



Dear Fairyland,

I hate you. I hate you so much! You made me like tinies! Now I want two pukis and a littlefee! >____<



Dear Dream of Doll,

No major complaints really, except your dolls are so pale-pink, my Dieter looks like he has anemia when he's next to his Luts SDF partner. Oh yes, and I'll never understand why you gave your DoIs chicken legs either.



(on a side note: I actually LOVE my DoI's slender legs, even if they are like chicken legs XD!!! And also... I don't really hate Soom for making me wait, but my wallet WILL bleed profusely if they release a male wolf themed doll any time soon >__< )

 

Dear Iplehouse,

Why oh why did you have to release Akando? I wanted him and I still do. I finally saw one in person and I still REALLY want one. I hate this cause I have no job...and he's calling to me. Darn you Iplehouse...why must you make such gorgeous men? ><

Sincerely,

StandaloneHIMFan123


Dear Tensiya,

I'm mad at you! You shouldn't have stopped the hound line. D:

Sincerely,

StandaloneHIMFan123.



Dear Fairyland,

I'm mad at you too. I wanted my Littlefee to ship in the 30 days I ordered him. Now I've been waiting past the 30 day mark. If he doesn't ship at the end of the month like you promised I'm going to be even more upset. >< Darn you Fairyland...Darn you.

Sincerely,

StandaloneHIMFan123

 

Volks:
For making thoes darn Yos So limited and expensive! My Kuuta, who was one of the lowest i have ever seen a Yo listed (a MIRACLE sense he was my first doll and i bought him the day i got MP acess) and even he was more expensive than even my SD! and I want them ALLLLLLL, Tenshi's too!

Fairyland: for the puki's and the littlefees! if i could have every puki out there, i would, in a heartbeat. same goes for the littlefee group. they are all so poseable and cuuuuute!

Migidoll: DARN YOU, why is it impossible for you to make a head i dont like! my miho is love, and i strongly desire a ryu, but i belive that if you put every migidoll head in front of me and said "all this could be yours" i would do watever you told me to.

 

-to any company-

why're they always out of stock for the one thing you need? D8
everything else will be there but what you're after!
guh..

 

Dear doll companies:

Why does your shipping have to be so EXPENSIVE. I mean I know that it's coming from another country, but PUHLESE!

Dear Volks:

Why is everything of yours so expensive and why do you have to make such cute dolls?! I mean, I really want a Yo-SD but they are impossible to buy! Also, why does Volks USA have such limited products (like dolls and outfits) compared to the japanese website?

Sincerely,

magekotarou

 

Dear DOD,
I cant say how much I love you for creating Homme Ducan. He's like the love of my life now although I'm still in the process of saving for him!

Dear fairyland,
Why does you have to release LittleFee Shiwoo when I have my heart decided on owning just one and ONLY one Homme Ducan? That really breaks my heart to know that I need to save so much more now! How could you poison me with something so cute and yet I cant bring myself to hate the cuteness? .__.

 

Dear, Volks,

Why is it that your SD girls are SO cute!? Why is it that I can never get their wonderfully smiling faces off of my mind? You must enjoy doing this since you know I don't have a doll, now, DO YOU!!
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! D:< xD

I feel better, yes?

 

hell yea tell them more!!

 

Iplehouse: I said one. I had to choose Tania because she crawled into my brain and EXPLODED. You forced me to choose her over a Bory.

Luts: You made me spend the rest of my money on a Bory anyway. So I said two. THEN I DISCOVERED SHIWOO. WHY? Why Shiwoo? WHY A NEW CHARACTER THAT I MUST WRITE NOW? So I said I'd stop at three.

Leekeworld: I don't even want to talk about you. CLIFFE. CLIFFE. I am saving for a Shiwoo thank you very much! Now I'm in negotiations for a HEAD. Not even a head and body. A head. I told myself I wouldn't, but NO.

Youuuuu. You broke me. ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

-sells all possessions-