Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

Dear FL.../other doll companies.

I know that you gotta make money... but whenever i buy something from you, i always find something else i want afterwards... darn you and your awesome dolls...!!

love/hate

onee-chan

 

Dear doll companies,
We are not amused. Nor are our wallets.
Dollie.


Dearest Crobidoll,
Its about time you and I had a talk. You know those SD boys of yours? The handsome ones? Yeah, I know you know. And I know you can read this. QUIT IT. Do you realise how hard it is for a 15 year old highschool freshman to get a job? No, you don't. Yeon-Ho? He tempted me, yes. Lance? I wanted him, but he could wait. So what did you do? You made Nia. Yeah, Nia. Do you know the pain you've put me (and my wallet) through? This is love. This is hate. This is me needing three of your pretty boys.
Sincerely hating you,
Dollie.

And to Leekeworld,
This is too much, now you're just ridiculous. As if watching people squirm and save over Edgar wasn't bad enough. NOPE, you weren't finished. You wanted to put the knife all the way through, increase the anguish. And so you made Luke. In bunny earmuffs. Did you really have to do that? Seriously. Instead of a car, I'm saving for a boy in BUNNY EARMUFFS.
Not amused,
Dollie.


This one goes out to Dollheart,
Make one more cute dress and its over. I'll have to end the relationship, due to the fact that you've been abusing my bank account.
It isn't very nice to find a bank statement that nearly had you hospitalised.
Dollie- Hey look, a bank statement! They even put their phone number! Thats considerate of them.
Dad- Are you sure about that phone number?
Dollie- Huh-wait. I'm confused. Is that a misprint? Its missing some numbers- and since when is our area code 560? -confused-
Dad- Nope, thats a bill. And thats no area code, it says Dollheart.
Dollie- *faints*
Thanks, Dollheart. For making my girls want your stuff.
Dollie



Gentaro Araki,
So thats gonna be Unoa Lusis 1.5 with winking and sleeping faceplates. You got that written down somewhere?
Oh, you mean to tell me you didn't remember my birthday? Shame on you, shame shame shame.
Dollie.
P.S: You know that one time, where your site got 100 new views in one day?
You're welcome


Soom,
HOW COULD YOU RELEASE A CHIBI BERYL AND SARD?!?!?!?!
Do you know how many bank accounts you're killing?!? Think about it, Soom. And next time you want to release something SO CUTE and SO LIMITED, ONLY MAKE ONE!!!!!! That way we don't have to choose between two utterly adorable little ones when we know we can only afford one. Mkay?

Dollie.


Fairyland,
I'm disappointed in you. You might not have a convention coming up in only 5 short months, but I do. You know, these things don't sew for themselves. And Pukis? You did this on purpose, FL. Don't try and downplay it, the blames on you. Because of your pukis, con gets put on the back burner. Hope you're happy. Oh wait, you're getting 330 dollars of my money, of course you're happy.
Dollie

 

Dear All Dolly Companies,

QUIT IT.

Love, Kataanos.

 

Dear Bambycrony,

When i discover BJD, I fall in love with SD. And thanks god, I told me I'll never buy stupid little baby-faced tinies.
And now, i've got one cookie-elf from your store, juste cause he's too cute, cuteness abomination, I love it T_T

Dark Dojy

 

Dear Soom,
Stop doing such gorgeous Monthly Dolls! You don't know how much I have been cursing for not having the money to afford some of them. And then you released Amber....which I sooo had wanted, my dream doll!
I will cry on the inside everytime I see Amber
And curse for not beeing able to find a job!

 

dear Supia

why, why, WHY do you have those "ordering periods"? why not making the tan skin available in every order? and why, why, why your doll bodies are just so incredibly SEXY?
those little breasts... oh god. *drools*

well, i do feel a little better now XD cool XD

 

Dear Soom

Why must your dolls be so beautiful? Why must you release Monthly, Limited dolls that are so gorgeous, yet so expensive that I cannot possibly afford them? And why must they be Zodiac dolls?! WHY? If you release something so incredibly awesome for my Zodiac sign you know I will be forced to buy it! Curse you! (It’s all a plot I bet.)

Dear Dollmore

Why must your male model dolls be so sexy?!!! *drool*

Dear DOD

Curses! You got me hooked! I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of my first BJD boy from you, and I will probably buy more of your lovely dolls in the future.

Much love,

-netherveld

 

Dear Soom,

>__> I thought I had escaped you, hoho I was wrooooongggg....
You just HAD to release chibi Beryl and Sard IN MY BIRTH MONTH.-shakes fist- D: Thanks to you poor Kaigo has gotten shoved out of the way for the THIRD TIME. It's a good thing he has a lot of patience, otherwise I'd be mauled! D: Do me a favor and don't release more chibis 'til I have money, 'kay? We good? All right. -w-

~Asu

 

Dear doll companies everywhere:
I can see it coming and so can you. Makes you happy, doesn't it, knowing how hard I'm working in order to give you all my paychecks?
And please. I know you're hiding an even more amazing doll somewhere that I won't see until after I order my first. Couldn't you at least give me a hint?

 

Dear Soom,

Damn you for making Super Gem Dia so perfect yet so expensive. I now can't get her out of my head and £500 for my first doll is just ludicrous! Damn you; damn you; damn you!!

- Zoe

 

Dear Musedoll,

That's just not fair.

-- Somn

 

Dear Dollmore:
I have been casually looking at the model doll girls since I got into the hobby...darn you for lowering your prices because now I feel like I can justify buying one from you..darn you for offering free shipping over $800, because then it seems pointless to just order a doll.

 

Dear Soom,
My bank account hates you. My credit card company loves you.
Stop it. Please, just stop it. =(

 

Dear Soom,
You just killed me with your new February limiteds. Yeah, you know the ones I'm talking about. The tinies. Expect my ghost to haunt you in the near future.

 

Dear each and every single doll company out there,
You are all OFFICIALLY killing me. All those beautiful dolls out there that you make me want...! Do any of you have any idea how hard it is to try to save up for college, buy art supplies which are already expensive to begin with, and hold back on getting clothes and other things that I want for myself? With all these beautiful dolls and amazing whatnots you all come up for them, I don't think I'll be able to keep enough money in the bank to pay for college sometimes. And during times of bad economey when money is hard to come by too! Ahhh...! What must you all torment me like this?!
With both lots of love and hate,
Noir.


Dear Dollmore,
Thanks to you, I ended up spending just fifty dollars short of one grand. Yeah, thanks, there goes all the Chinese New Years, Christmas, AND birthday money I've been saving up for the past FOUR YEARS. I hate how you tempted me with a sculpt that looked practically exactly like a character of mine that I had planned to put in doll form for the longest time. As if six hundred-some dollars for the doll alone wasn't enough to pay in the first place. Noooo... you just HAD to have all these clothes that looked EXACTLY like the things he would wear, plus gorgeous boots and a coat that probably cost MORE than the human-sized versions would! And the most ridiculous part of it all? I had the choice between a trip to see a band I've been obsessing over for the past four years all the way across the world PLUS front row tickets and the doll, I chose the doll. You guys are seriously amazing. So amazing, I sometimes wonder WHY you and the rest of the doll world haven't taken over the world yet.
Headdesking in disbelief,
Noir.


Dear Crobidoll,
STOP MAKING SO MANY PRETTY BOYS. I swear, I'll end up buying one of every doll on your site someday at this rate! Think of my poor wallet, please!
Going to go bankrupt,
Noir.

 

Dear Volks:
Why is everything you make so hard to get? I want the pretty outfits you make. (((

Dear Iplehouse: Stop making such a wonderful circus story and such amazing dolls! It makes me want to work on my own cirucs, and make THEM into doll form too.

Dear Souldoll: ASFGDS YOU MADE THAT SEXY BODY BUT IT HAS THE KNEE JOINTS OF DOOM. WHHHY. And I want L-heart so bad. I've never been in dolly lust so long. Even though he's an AND and I swore never to get SD again and I don't have room for him or sewing skills or photography skills and I'm going to college soon and he would just sit there BY GOD IT DOESN'T MATTER I MUST HAVE HIM. ...........DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?

Crobidoll: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance.... I have banned myself from you site. That should tell you something.

Fairyland: myfloraissopreciousandhersizeisjustperfectandshe'swonderful I THINK YOU OWN MY SOUL NOW D8

Luts: Your outfits get sold out so fast... I wish you'd make more, because you're one of the few companies I'm willing to pay bigger for.

 

Dear CP:

Why no SD Shushu?

SHe so god damned adorable, but I promised myself no more MSDs! ARRRRRRRRRRRG! WANT!

 

Dear Pipo's
HOW DARE YOU!!1!1!!!one!!!!
I've never been fond of anthro dolls, i didn't see much sence in them. i was fine with my 3 girls i had future plans for another puki but that's besides the point, then i was searching the forums and i came across your new baha chesire cats!
my favourite cat character of all time made into a creepy grinning doll! i love it, its too cute..
my plans for puki pongpong are slowley being pushed to the back burner

how could u convert me like that!!
=(
piffie

 

Dear Volks,

I never thought I would find myself pining for your SDs. I really, truly thought I was safe from your dolls.... I never saw the charm in them in the beginning, until I saw how gorgeous some repaints looked and started yearning for the more simpler sculpts of back then... (downhill from here) Now all my dolly plans are being pulled down the drain... God damn it!!! Just mug me and take all my money now, why don't you?! D:<

With much love,

One of the converted.

 

Ive already written a letter to feeple (on this thread of course haha)

but i bought another girl the other day...

i read some of the above. they really made me smile.... so many people love these dolls... and understand how the others feel.



Edit: haha im on the top of this page haha