Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

Dear Volks,

Do you read my thoughts when you are making dolls? For 3 years I'm in love with your Midori! And I also love the other dolls you've made and also your clothing. Damn!

 

Dear Dream Of Doll
Why?! What did I ever do to you?! Was it that I fell in love with your Twing-key...is it that she got me into this hobby?! Is that why you MUST give away a beautiful event head...a limited Elf Sha..to come home with her, that I MUST now get a body for?! I never wanted an SD..now I'll have one and he'll need clothes..and...oh god...my money!! No!! Must stop looking at page...stop falling for her face.....I'm doomed. Are you happy, D.O.D? Could have gotten a PS3 but I asked for a doll instead. Now I'm sitting here waiting for a pretty girl who will only want to use me for my money... : sniffle : and I'll love every moment. How could you D.O.D..Karma will come for you!

Doom on you!
Raksha

 

Dear Luts,

... Why did you ever have to make Bory? Do you know what you've created? A BORY ARMY. And I can tell you... the world is in for a lot of trouble once all these borys come together and join forces.

Hurry up with mine by the way... Oh, and my mom's Cherry. Yeah... Thanks a lot.

 

Dear Fairyland,

Why. WHY did you have to come out with Little fee?!? I was perfectly content saving bit by bit for a nice Kid Delf Bory - now I have to. (<- Note: MUST have.) Absolutely have to have a Ltf Ante! There goes half my organs and a limb or two. T^T;;;

...Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyy!!?!?!?~

From a grumpy and very very poor Sakura

 

Dear Soom,

JUST STOP. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.


With love,
Salmon


PS - Pipos, why must you make such cute things? *cry*

 

Dear Soom,

Why didn't you bring out Glot and Glati earlier? If you'd put them out in January I'd have been able to afford both fullset, but you fooled me with Amber so I went to Fairyland and bought a Minifee instead. Now you've brought out Glot, who I am dying to have, but I had to have layaway instead. Thanks a freakin' bunch Soom!!

Poor and destitute,
Jescissa

 

Dearest Soom,

Please wait a few months before releasing chibi!Euclase and/or chibi!Amber. My bank account, my husband and my sanity will be most grateful.

All my monies are belong to you,
Ostrich

 

Dear All doll companies,
Stop making such awesomely gorgeous dolls. Srsly. I hate you for life because of that. My soul is now forever stolen.
-Love Krazeh.

 

Dear Dream Of Doll,
I feel so ANGRY! All the time! Do you know why?! Huh?! HUH?! WELL! You...you have released Kalix, and now every day I have darn NIGHTMARES of me wanting him! Oh the agony and pain! And can you stop shooting my wallet?! No thanks to that, it seems it can't even hold MONEY anymore cause I keep buy from you! And everytime I buy a doll from you, you shoot my wallet! Why?! And then the Tender Elf Sha head! Why tender?! WHY ELF?! HE LOOKS SO DARN GORGEOUS! Why I outta-! I don't even feel like my soul belongs to this body anymore!

Dear Dollmore,
Okay, okay, are you gang banging with Dream of Doll? Harming my precious wallet? DO YOU KNOW WHY?! You and your darn limited editions, thats WHY! Why must there be a heart broken Kara Klum?! Why must there be a Heart Broken Kara Klum?! Do you know that you practically shot the MONEY in the wallet?! Do you?!

Dear Soom,
Like seriously? What's wrong with you? Why is there a Chibi Berryl and a Chibi Sard? WHY?! They are so cute it hurts! And now that it's out of stock, my entire wallet has collapsed into a lump of rags cause I ordered them! Now I'm going to be worried if I can't bond with them! And my wallet! NOOOO!!!!

Broke and is a Beggar(Joking!),
Nos Kryme
(Lol, this is fun!)

 

Dear DoD,

Darn you for making such beautiful boys! After seeing a DoI Luke, I fell completely in love, and now seem to NEED one. Now that I've looked through your site multiple times, I feel the need to own ALL of your DoI's. D:

Dear Dollshe,

DARN YOU FOR MAKING HOUNDS SO BLEEPING PRETTY! I need one.

 

Dear Luts, Soom, Volks, and all your damn co-conspirators,

Why don't you understand the sentence, "I am after ONLY one doll." But then, you have them limited ones and them cutie tiny ones and all the other dolls that are equally expensive but also amazing. Also you all have so many eyes to choose from it's crazy! Oh, and Luts? You BETTER make your Delfs more easier to pose. And don't mention that wig I love that is pink...that is for a girl even though I've already decided that I want a boy only!

Gato




Hehe, this was fun!

 

Dear Fairyland,
You suck. I only went to your site because I was looking for a doll body for my boyfriend, and I fell in love with all of your dolls. Now what am I supposed to do?? I must have that Lishe, I MUST HAVE IT. Oh, and don't get me started on your options. Just $27 for a sleeping head??? You want me to sell all of my things to get started on my Fairyland collection, don't you? Oh, I'm not even going to talk about those Pukis. Those tiny, adorable, little sweethearts that STEAL YOUR WALLET WITH THEIR MAXED OUT SKILL IN THIEVERY! Yeah, I said it. Thieves! Thanks a lot. My want list is even longer, thank you very much. GAH!

Dear DoD,
It's like you knew me. It like you've been watching me, and taking notes on what I liked and didn't like. Don't lie and say you didn't, because I want all of your dolls. All of them! Even the ones I can't have, I want it!! And you don't care, do you? You just go about your merry way, completely ignoring me, knowing that I want it all! Sure, you tell everyone we're BFFs. I know the truth. You know you've got it over me. Why? Why??? Do you even have a reason to be so cruel?! Ugh, I want to hate you. But then I look at my Twing-key's face, and I remember that we made it happen. Oh, you're so very lucky that I adore that little girl so much!

Dear SOOM,
......
......
You know what you did.

 

Dear Luts,
.... You. How I've pined away for your dolls. A sixteen year old girl should not be pining away for dolls when she should be focusing on college. Thank you for giving me a motivation that puts me through the most torture EVER. Commissions, AP Testing, clubs, SATs, ACTs, Senior year of high school, A SOCIAL LIFE? WHAT IS THAT? Seriously, Luts, you've deprived me of a social life. I weep in frustration. I never knew something that contained so much beauty could be so deceiving in nature.

With love, Lingtse. c:

...Gosh, that felt really good. xD

 

Dear Soom-
bad bad bad! I really really wanted Beryl...and missed out on her....now you release Cuprit and I get immediately sucked in...Thank you for spending any money I will have for the next 7 months or so! I don't think I'll ever recover from that price. (At least I might, then you'll probably release Baby Amber...then I'll be soomed all over again)

 

Very true...

*clears throat* Ah-hum, Dear DOD,
How dare you create DOB's, those tiny baby hands and cute noses. How did you know I can't resist tender heads? And then, calling one of them Libra, with her huge eyes and cute face, naming her after my zodiac was a cruel trick to lure me into looking at her pictures. How did you know I would think her name was a 'calling' for me to save up for her? And now, as I struggle to not spend my money on other things, with college and summer coming so close, I slowly save up to buy her. What a cruel, cruel world...

Sincerely,
A devoted fan...

 

Dear Volks,

Ryoya? Really? WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*ahem* Seriously. No moar hot Dolpa boys. Stop that. I'm serious.

No love!
Me

 

Fairyland,

Littlefee El? Why? Shiwoo slayed me, now him??

Volks,

no more hot boys!

 

LMAO!!! I love this thread!

Dear Soom.
I say this with every drop of sarcasm within me. Thank you so much for helping me to fall in love with a certain doll all over again when I can't afford her during the global finanical crisis. Also thank you for bringing her out weeks after my newest doll arrived and I just knew she should have been in her place as that character.
How could you do this to me? I thought we were friends.
K

 

Dear Iplehouse,

I hate you for suddenly making me love you. And making the delicious E.I.D. boys who are like delicious, hunky potato chips, because I just cannot stop at one. And your unbelievable awesome clothes to go with them.

Grr.

Dear Volks,

Just when I thought I was safe, you go and pull the return of the bane of my existence, which is the Tokyo Boys storyline and accompanying dolls. ;_; Why you do that?! And even though I'm a little irritated at you for it (only not really, because you know I love it), I'll keep crawling back every time with my near-empty wallet in tow.

Not so much love,
Caitlan

 

Dear Mio,

Never before in my life have I wanted a pair of jeans so badly. I might as well put my soul up for sale to buy doll clothes, as I hear you can get a pretty good amount of money for souls.

Well, maybe not with today's economy.
Guess I'll have to part with a few organs, as well.

-Katie

*sigh*

WHY did I have to go about finding $71 jeans for a doll that's THIRD on my wishlist? Dx