Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

You know, I never had to do this until today.

DEAR FAIRYLAND,
YOU!
YOOOOOUUU.
WHY?! Why a LittleFee El? WHY?! He's adorable, cute, and is Alice in The Wonderland themed. No. THAT IS JUST SO WRONG. Gosh. So much cuteness in such a little form. I said I would never want a doll so small, that I would never go any smaller than a SD. NO. YOU HAD TO GO MAKE ME EAT THOSE WORDS. Ugh. I hope you enjoy my money. I hope you do.

With no love,
Windy

 

Dear Gentarou Araki,

Curse you for making chibi Unoas. I was certain I wanted no part of your adorable girls until I saw pointy-toothed Roron!

Dear K-doll,

Why must you make such gorgeously murderous sculpts?? Why must you take them away so soon? Please, please, please make more re-releases....

 

Dear Fairyland,

Why for you make with the adorable PUKIS?! WHY?! I am poor and I am like addicted to the Puki cuteness and yet I has no monies! And now I want 2 littlefees, 2 minifees, and 5 pukis! This is unfair! My bank account has been raped by the Fairyland cuteness!

 

Dear Leekeworld,

How dare you start selling the exact color wig I need in every style except the style I want. You disgust me.

Love,
Karitsa

 

Dear SOOM,
Why did you make Glot and Glati before I realized BJDs existed. That's seriously unforgivable. I want the hooves and face mold!

P.S. Your nimph eye line? Cruel. How dare you make me want those eyes so bad, half because of their names.

Dear Fairyland,
Why do you have to be one of the more expensive Mini doll makers? I want Marcia! Also, why did you give her such an angry face-up? I am convinced a more neutral exspression would look better on her. And why did you make those heart hands? Now it's go to be active line! Oww, my pockets hurt. XD

 

Dear Iplehouse,

I regret to inform you that my patience is wearing thin. Creating male dolls that have an absolutely enchanting masculine form is the lowest type of sedition. I know what you are doing and I will have no more of it. My budget simply cannot be stretched any further as I am already living off of pasta in order to save money. At this rate, I will starve.

And then you had to release a Special-Edition of Amy, who stole my heart with a glance. Then you had to go and sell all of her before I got my money ready. Intentional? I think so.

You enjoy tormenting me and I will take no more of it.

-FeyFriend

P.S. But if you feel like releasing more of Special-Edition Amy's mold, I would not fault you for it in the slightest.

 

Dear Luts and Pipos:
I just wanted to let you know how much I hate you. Why do you have to make perfect, gorgeous resin people and animals that I'll probably never be able to afford? Did you know that you make me WANT to have a job, instead of playing video games and drawing all day? SHAME on you!! I'm not even old enough to have a job, nor will my parents let me. And Pipos, how dare you release all of these beautiful dolls based on my favourite story of all time, and have them all sell out before I even make enough money to buy my first kid delf? Honestly, some companies!!
~Sincerely, Cake.

 

Dear shinyDOLL,

why must you make me long for one of your girls? i had never really given thought about wanting a female doll until i saw your unique girls. now only a few weeks later i have the thaasa I body coming home and an elf yaaki head fixing to be ordered....

~queen_margaret_anne

 

Dear Soom,

Why oh why do you have to release every doll in either GINORMUS or MINISCULE size? Can't you release some of your amazing dolls in a mid-reange size? Say, oh, I don't know, 42-26cm? Please?

And why do you have such long layaways available! Are you trying to make me just link my bank account to yours so all my wages go to you every month?! Because it's close to happening! Damn you, damn you for your beautiful and inventive creations. Damn you.

Sincerely,
Ehryn


Dear Iplehouse,

Stop releasing the pretties for limited time instead of limited number like you used to!! I can't afford it, and I just know you're going to release another amazing JID before I get my SE Tania. Who, by the way, I didn't like at all till she was released in SE, thereby pledging more of my ever-depleting source of luxury money to you. Again.

At least give me time to save up!!

Regards,
Ehryn

To all doll companies,

What I said to IH goes for you all! Why can't you release a limited number of dolls instead of releasing them for a limited time? Don't you know some of us have bills to pay and mouths to feed? Or at least give us more than a couple of weeks notice, so we can start saving in anticipation for a doll being released, say, a month or two down the line? Please?

With venom,
Ehryn


Dear Fairyland,

Why must you torment me with the CUTE?! It's like you're parading these gorgeous dolls in front of me, knowing my weakness for the disgustingly kawaii and then holding out your hand while I tearfully hand over my wallet. Never have I wished for a credit card more than when browsing your site. If I could I would own EVERY SINGLE ONE of your pukipukis and pukifees and littlefees. YOU ARE PURE, UNADULTERATED, LIQUID evil.

Disgusted,
Ehryn

(what a fun thread )

 

Dearest Soom,

Second this. Also, plz to not be releasing any tiny birds in the near future. *points to user name* I will be unable to resist such temptations. My bank account is still recovering from Glati.

Love (and more money later),
Ostrich

Dear Fairyland,

You own my soul. I own 3 of your dolls.

I do not consider this a fair trade.

Love and various vital organs,
Ostrich

 

Dear Fariyland,
Why must you actually make cute tinies that I like? WHY? I swore I would never buy a doll that looked like a child, but then you had to go and make Pukis. now I want an army of them! not only this, but I have no monies AND I WANT TO BUY /YOUR/ BREAKAWAY SECOND HAND. this, is just not fair.

you also made a littlefee Lishe that was Alice in Wonderland themed! so not only is she reminiscent of my most favorite sculpt in the world, she's based around the story I grew up on D:

and it doesn't end there....
if I give you my soul, can I have some dolls? thanks.

Love,
Rachael

 

I dunno of this counts but

Dear Volks,

I hate you for making Dollfies of one of my favorite characters and making me want to sell my organs to get one. Then you just keep making more for me to cry about. I already am trying to save for a DOC.

And

Dear DOD,

WHY MUST YOUR SHA AND TOO BE SO GREAT? I can't choose between the two sometimes. I dunno now if I want an MSD or an SD. *Sighs*

 

*Of the same mind as Raven*

Dear Volks,

Must almost everything you make be so limited and hard to get? Are you aware of the lengthes your customers go to in order to get a wig like one of your limiteds has? Why can you not allow such things to be bought another way then with a limited doll that only 75 were ever made of? You could make so much more money if you sold items such as those, but you don't, forcing your customers to pay almost as much as the dolls it's self to get it second hand from one of the lucky bastards who won the lottery for said limited doll.

Also, you are an evil company for not having Kurumi's mold as a FCS one. You could boost your sales by at least 10% per year if you did, making thousands more dollars per doll. But you don't, why? I don't know, I'm guessing it's because you secretly hate your customers. Blasted evil-doers!

Fondly,
Rikka_Mika

 

[This thread is hilarious!! xD]
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Dear Supia,

SUPIA YAN. RESTOCK NOW PLZ. NOW. [Unless of course you plan to restock her when my money supply is low and I can't afford another doll---'cause I know you'd totally do that if given the chance. Thanks a lot.]

Fondly,
Kurr
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Dear LeekeWorld,

Why is it that you have attempted to seduce me with just about every other SD-sized boy you have released? I bet you're just gloating, having 4 of your lovely dolls filling up my wishlist----and SD-sized dolls aside, don't even get me started on Chouette. Ohhh, Chouette~~!!! Did you know I planned on never getting a tiny? They just didn't appeal to me...and then you released....Chouette. Curse you. You knew I couldn't resist his pouty face. You just knew.

All my love,
Kurr
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Dearest Fairyland,

Uh, excuse me? Pukis? Were you trying to capitalize on my sudden weakness for tinies? LeekeWorld already wounded me with their little ones----then you just moved in for the killing blow.

You're wicked and horrible with your bank account crushing dolls of sickeningly cute cuteness. And you're all in league on this together. I hope you can taste your shame!

Best of wishes,
Kurr
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Dear Soom,

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! As of right now, I own 4 dolls..how the hell did 3 of them end up becoming your limiteds?! @__@;;; You're killing me, my friends...slow and subtle, but killing nonetheless. The worst part is, I can't say it's all that bad. BRING ON YOUR MONEY-SUCKING DOLLS----I CAN TAKE 'EM!! >8D

With love,
Kurr

PS Lol. That right there was a double-meaning. ;D /duh
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[[That was oddly liberating!! xDDD]]

 

Dear Soom,

I'm really having a hard time comprehending your methods. When you released Tan Godo, I fell instantly in love, and have always wanted him since, but I just had absolutely no way of getting the money to buy him. Then, he becomes sold out, but I was optimistic that MAYBE he might show up on the second hand market.
Some time later, I visit your site again as you are getting into your Monthly Doll tradition, and I find TAN GODO in your For Five Days section. I was so happy, you have no idea I actually had a good chance of getting him eventually if he was going to be released for five days each month! *happy happy happy* Months pass, however, and he is never restocked...and later, all the tan Gems are taken off of FFD status. I almost cried.
THEN LATER, Tan Godo is ONCE AGAIN released, however in the normal, standard Gem lineup!!!!! HURRAH! I love you Soom!!!
Then I discover the news that you're DISCONTINUING EVERY Gem doll once they become sold out except for a select few...a select few, excluding Tan Godo. Even NS Godo.
Thank you for the emotional roller coaster ride. It was...maybe fun. Until the coaster derailed and destroyed my dreams. Maybe, if I'm incredibly, enormously fortunate, I'll somehow come across $600+ to buy him before he's sold out. But I'm not so sure I see that happening.

With disgust, Taylor

P.S. Oh yeah, and this whole Monthly Doll situation? Thanks a lot for releasing limited dolls that I only find out I love AFTER the ordering periods are over and I have an impressively low chance of finding one second hand.

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Dear Volks,

Thank you, thank you, for conquering so much of my doll wishlist with gorgeous, beautiful, expensive FCS dolls. And even more of it with limiteds.
You're still the best

Love love love, Taylor.

 

Dear Soom,
I too much second the sentiments of the previous letter. First, why must you make such wonderful, striking, heartrending dolls consecutively. Why why why! And why oh why discontinue the gems, now I find myself scrambling to get the ones that I wanted and thought I had an eternity and a day to acquire. That is all!
P.S. to Notdoll: darn you and your Aletheia sale!!! Amazing deal though it may be, that was quite a wallet pinch darn it!

 

Dear Soom...

Why? Why must you torment me? You know very well I had my heart set on Sard, but then you go and CRUSH my dreams because YOU dont sell him ANYMORE! And not only that, but now you've Soomed my mother with Sabik! How could you!

...I am forever angry with you.

~Fangirll4life

 

Dear Volks:
why must you crush my hope? the way you sell your dolls is incredibly weird. And annoying. why must your msd's be kits? and why must all the nice dolls be limited? AND WHY, DEAR GOD WHY, DO YOU TEMPT ME WITH YOUR BABY THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT SD?!!! *chokes*

 

Dear Fairyland,

Why must you make my wishlist explode? Because of the Little Fee Ante I now have 3 additional dolls on my list... and why do you make pukis so cute? Now I want 3 of them! You hear me? 3! That means that you have added 6 dolls to my wishlist. SIX! And, if that weren't enough... what's with that A-Line body? Hm? I was perfectly happy with my girl's B-Line body until you came out with that! Magnet hands? What a sneaky way to kill my bank account! If you're going to do this to me, can we at least work out some sort of trading options?

Dear DIM/Minimee Sculpters,

Why does there have to be a group order for the entire cast of Firefly? Why? I want them so bad, but I have no money... Why do this? Why~?

Dear Soom,

I'm not soomed yet. Can we keep it that way? Pretty please? I don't want to be broke for the rest of my life!

 

Dear Dollzone-
Why do I like every single one of your molds? Usually when I'm browsing around a company's dolls there will be a few I like, with a whole lot I wouldn't want. But NO. EVERY SINGLE ONE!

Dear Dollmore-
Seriously. Enough of the cute reasonably-priced clothing and furniture! Also, I've been pointedly ignoring the sections of you site that has dolls for sale cause I know I'll be in big trouble.

Dear Emory of JunkySpot-
Please find a way to IP ban me from your site so I stop visiting, and end up giving in to temptation. Of course, I know you wouldn't do that because you're EVIL.