Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

Grrr.

How come I'm so behind in the doll releases? I want Reiko, and her limited-style kimono is out-of-stock. I want Glot, and she is sold out. I want Momo Sweet Wind Memory, and they only made 40 of her. This is SO unfair! I learn of these amazing dolls much too late to purchase anything. Maybe you guys can help. Is there any way to get the new doll release info early?

Dear BJDs,

How come you have to be so darn cute? I'm hooked and I haven't even bought my first one yet. lol

 

Dear Soom,

Male Saiph?
REALLY? REALLY?

 

Dear all bjd companies,

I hate you all for making such irresistible dolls...WHY?

 

Dear Dollheart,

Please start making some really ugly and poorly made outfits as soon as possible. The dolls are expensive, but the lovely clothes that you make for them...why must they all be so gorgeous?

 

Dear Fairyland,

How dare you go and make such adorable tinies. I'd finally convinced myself that no, I didn't need another doll, and certainly not a palm-sized one. Thanks to you, not only have all my convictions gone out the window, it's even gotten worse! I don't want just one Puki Puki, I want a whole army of them! You'd better discontinue them quick, before my rationality gets overpowered by cute and I spend all my rent money.

Signed,
A concerned doll owner

 

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Dear Whoever is responsible for making Zaoll Muse,

Why? Why do you need to make a doll that's almost SD sized with removable teeth? Why is she so affordable when I have no more money? I'll have her one day, you just wait

 

Dear Pipos,
You were easy for me to ignore because you were pretty much only making anthros when I really began to get into this hobby. But then you had to go and make the single most adorable tiny boy I had seen, and shortly after I had bought another doll. Why? My credit card is in a lot of pain now.

 

Dear Ringdoll,

I was doing so well at resisting the pull of these beautiful resin creatures. So so well. I had convinced myself that maybe, when I had finished uni and had a job I might buy one, preferably a girl, and it could wait until then.

Then you had to throw a spanner in the works and release Dylan. What am I to do? I can't resist that face, he's so adorable. And he's so afforable at the minute! I have to start saving right now. My wallet will hate you forever.

 

Dear Dollshe

In my opinion, you have humiliated the admirers of your guys.
You are forcing us to wait on the secondary market dolls, which cost fabulously. And wait for a long time. Many of us have lost hope. It is cowardly of you!
I can not understand why you did it to us.
But I believe that you will return the old beautiful dolls.

Best regards,
Bagheera.

 

Dear Feeple Fairyland,
Oh, you are a devious company! I innocently bought some pukis last year and received an event head for a minifee. I instantly fell in love with her but could not afford a body, and my DES sat there, then I gave her a faceup, got her eyes, a wig, still no money for a body… but now I feel committed to get her a body during this next summer event, but I know what will happen. First of all, I can’t resist getting an alternate head with the body, and a matching sleeping head, but then, I know those heads will demand their own bodies, and probably an event head as well… then I’ll get another body, with another head, who will want another body and it will come with another head, and the cycle will continue until I am broke! (wait a second, I’m already broke, selling off my liver here already for the first body) You are evil!
Oh and the littlefees, I want a littlefee…. Oh they’re so cute!

Help, I’m drowning!!!

 

Dear Soom,

I officially, officially hate you now. Why. WHY? Why couldn't you have brought out a fishy doll that looks like her in tiny size? Why did you have to give the adorable Eliv and Iv such weird fins? Why, after I finally made my decision to never again buy a big doll did you release the perfect consolation for missing Vega Last Song? AND when I have too many layaways to even CONSIDER risking loving her. You are the root of all evil. Damn you >_<

Forever Soomed,
~Ehryn

 

Dear Crobidolls,
I'm hating you for making so many irresistible dolls, especially Lance! I hate you that now I need to save for him! I have to cut my lunch expenses now! See what you've done! I'm so mad! Why can't they be more less costy? I hate you like mad now! I'm going to starve myself to get Lance.

Hated from
ahhpat
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Dear Dream Of Doll,
I hate you for making so many HOT boys! I hate you like stupid! Why are you making them so hot? See what you have done? Now i'll need to find a part time job to get the boys! I hate you!

Hated from
ahhpat
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Dear Soom,
I hate you for making so many cute dolls! Now i'll have to divide all my money to get them! I hate you like hell! I couldn't stop thinking of their cutie faces! It's all your fault! I'm getting nightless sleeps of them! Hate you for doing that!

Hated again from
ahhpat
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Dear Dollzone,
why are you making Shoyo so cute? Now i'll need to save up divide 1/4 of my money because of you! HATE YOU! Don't you dare to come out another new doll because i'll need to divide more of my money because of you! You evil people!

Hated again and again from
ahhpat

 

Dear Dream of Doll

I hate you for doing ducan. he is so irresistible, and charming..and yet he is limited edition?!! why not doing a version 3 or 4 again, as there is such a high demand. it makes my heart ache everytime i look at his pix,,as i know i will never be able to get him again, despite even if i have the money....



Dear Soom

I hate you.
why are u so smart to release monthly dolls? you are the first company that i have ever seen to release monthly dolls, and ffd..argh. the dolls is teasing my hearts!! argh!
i lurrv the topaz, gloom etc etc...
and and and..... the dolls gets out of stock so fast!



dear dollzone

why are u making luke msd?
why are u making megi msd?
i am never into msd
BUT megi and luke is making me CRAZZZZY
they are the first boy msd that captures my heart
why are u so smart to do that mold? and that that cuttte smirking expression that seems to say, 'if u dun buy me, u will regret'
and, can u pls dun do back logged orders?
so that we doll owners can get our dolls faster!!!!! arghhh..

 

Dear Volks,
Why must you have so many pretty dolls that you became my favorite company? I don't want to love such expensive and hard to get dolls! Thank you for not significantly updating most of their bodies in years, though. It makes it a little easier to resist.

Dear Soom,
WHY must you have such awesome monthly dolls? Seriously, it makes doll budgeting and planning really hard. Are you trying to take ALL of my doll money, or something? Wait . . . don't answer that.

Dear Fairyland, Soom, and Volks,
Are you trying to make my bank accout spontaneously combust by releasing awesomeness all at the same time? A monthly doll and Dolpa offerings being unveiled on one day is bad enough . . . and don't look so innocent, Fairyland. I know you're going to spring that summer event on me any day now. >_<

--
Love,
Dolly

No Love,
Dolly's bank account

 

Dear Dollmore,

Ever since you popped my BJD cherry, I can't stop thinking about you. Why do you keep tempting me so? I thought we had a one time only relationship!
I need you.
I didn't even want a tiny as bad as when I saw Coco.
Your suntans will bankrupt me.
I miss you.
But it will be a while before I am ready to go back to you.
Will you wait for me?


Truly yours,
The Captain



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Dear K-Doll,

How dare you, even for a second, make me believe Kasis could be mine. You tried to hypnotize me with his delicious lips and perfect eyes.

How dare you come into my life when it was too late. When I was just discovering how amazing dolls with teeth are. Kael feels so far away from me ...

For shame.

Sincerely,
The Captain


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Dear DIM,

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With love,
The Captain.

 

Dear Volks,

I am trying to save to buy my first house! At this very important juncture in my adult life, how could you exploit my weakness so cruelly? Have you no mercy? No compassion?

Don't play dumb. You know what you did. How do you sleep at night?

Laura

 

Dear volks
please not to reproduce so much dolls.....

please release sd17 body one more times this year..

 

Writing a letter to Volks like many people did..

Dear Volks.

Why your stuffs are so expensive yet many people still realy want to have them?
Just like robbingmy money away.
SD17boy<--what on earth is that!? How can it be so expensive.
Well I understand I will never get one of that
Can you make something cheaper so I can tell someone that I bought something from Volks.

Yours Amos..

 

Dear Iplehouse,

Why must you churn out the most gorgeous EID girl I've ever seen when I just bought my first doll (when I have a hole in my bank account no less)?? Why must you be the only (well not only, I know some others make them... some) company who makes clothes that actually fit my boy? it doesnt help that all of them are terribly awesome... and stop making nice leather shoes dammit!!

Dear SOULDOLL,

CURSE YOU AND YOUR GORGEOUS CHIRON T_T

Dear Dollmore,

Why must you sell a hell load variety of accessories that make my eyes water when I see them?? why do you tempt my pocket so??? why??

<rips down a tree>

D:

 

Dear Dollshe,


Why did you ahve to create the Saint

why?!

WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Why do you make me look at him every daaaaaay

Whyyyy do you make me love him so much

Q.Q
Love Sam

P.S.

I can't figure out where you seel anything! xD

company hopper :'P