Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

Dear Crobidoll, Luts, Kui, PoPoDoll, DOD, Spirit Doll and many other companies,

I really really hate you right now.
Why?
Because you have so many gorgeous molds and I won't ever be able to afford all of them (even with layaway), neither will I have the space to keep them all in my home.
Why do you do this to me?
Can't you see what you're doing?
You are the ones who will ruin me, I swear.
What a about a deal, like for every birthday I get one of them free or something like that *puppy eyes*
You won't, right....
Then please stop releasing so many lovely dolls for the sake of my bank account and nerves.

Thanks a lot in advance ^^

With love and hate
Sola

 

Dear Dollga,
Why did you make the Ojallin so pretty & sweet? I hate you to make me get my first 60cm! I am doomed since I am looking for a second one just barley after one month my girl arrived.

 

To 99% of the lovely BJD companies out there,

Love your work.

But I am a strong one.

I am not a Fairyland addict. I have never been soomed. I am not all that impressed by volks. You can keep your EIDs, Iple.

Yes, I am a picky one. Don't believe me? Check out my empty wishlist.

Better luck next year?

I CHALLENGE YOU.

Love,
Elysse :3

 

Dear doll companies,
why are you so far away, so teasing, so inaccessible to those like myself? A trip and a doll will break the bank and so I can never stand before your stores in person. Darn you and your distance.

 

Dear MintOnCard,

WHY MUST YOU HAVE AMAZING SALES WHEN I HAVE THE MONEY BUT HAVE PROMISED NOT TO BUY ANYMORE!!!!

 

Dear Fairyland,

I came into this community wanting only ONE doll- My LTF Ante. Now she demands a friend, and we're planning on three LTF. But that's not all- You had to go and concentrate all the cuteness of Littlefee into a fraction of the size! I fell in love with the Pukis....and god knows how many of those we'll have to get. Now Pukifee? What are you THINKING?! And then I thought tinies were it.....no more, nothing bigger. And now I want a Minifee for diversity? Ugh. Fairyland, this has to stop. You are going to MURDER my wallet.

How could you do this to me? I thought we were friends.
With Bittersweet love,
Michelle

[Ugh... the plan is 3 LTF, 4 Puki, 1 Pukifee, 1-2 MNF. Long term of course. But ouch that's going to hurt. Darn you Fairyland!]

 

Dear SOOM,
you are the most cruel company out there. You selfishly create such a gorgeous dolls with fantasy parts and then sell them for a price a student can't possibly afford. And when he does, you let us wait so long, agonizing, drooling over the promo pics! I bet you do this on purpose!
And don't you dare to release gorgeous feline or canine man this month! I finally have some money and I can't waste them on layaway just because your dolls are the most beutiful I ever seen and so totaly my style x_X
Honestly, stop, before I sell even my soul.
Miyabi.

 

Dear Rosette branch of SOOM,

You have the worst timing. The new Rosette LEs? Absolutely gorgeous. I must have one for one of my doll characters... she's perfect in every way! Leggy, pale, solemn - everything Alyraighnet will be. But can I afford your dolls right now? No. Maybe, maybe, I can afford to split the fullset, sending the gorgeous outfit to another user because it doesn't match my image of Aly - but I won't know until next week whether I'll even have a job come summer! *sigh*

Not amused,
Pazuzu

PS- I still don't count this as being SOOMed. D< You have to try harder with your monthlies for me to qualify.

 

Dear companies-

Please, please, please, hold the December events in January, when people have Christmas money to spend/don't have obligations to purchase Christmas presents for others. DDD;

Also, dear Iplehouse-

Why must you expand into the tinies /just/ as I was looking for a doll of that size? I already love all of your dolls; now you bring out new ones just as I had almost saved up enough money for a wishlist doll? D;

 

dear people selling second hand dolls

what the hell?! why do all the deals I come across become so irresistible?! I am about to buy another doll! I thought I would have Clover and that'd be it. I said "no, only if its a Rozen Maiden will I buy another. I'm not lost in the world of dolls...that doesn't happen to guys" well it does. now I am paying off my credit card and setting aside rent money so I can put aside for the doll. She'll need a wig...and a nice dress...and Clover needs underwear...or a new outfit...

AHHHHHHH!!!! (over 9000)

sincerely, Xanadu

 

Dear Dollmore,

You obviously knew I had just bought 4 new dolls and had sworn up and down that my collection was finished, you were obviously WAITING until this was the case before you released Rococo Sona, knowing full well that I can't resist anything Rococo or your Kids, and that I would cave in because I have the handy excuse of "My birthday is coming up!" NOT FUNNY YOU GUYS, NOW STOP IT. And the bit about the free shipping kicking in if I buy two dolls? Not amused.

Love,

Chaos Zebra

 

Dear Dollmore

I was all prepared in buying another doll, but then I saw Suntan Paran on your site and my views totally changed. Now I have to worry about a doll greening instead of yellowing.

Dear Iplehouse
Why can't you re release the older dolls in the Norctarcana Circus; I have the stories in place about all of them. Now all I need is the money to get your beautiful dolls.

 

Dear Alchemic Labo,

Please stop selling your beautiful, blank, kits for more than the cost of a LE full set mini. Please stop selling them limited. Stop selling through a shopping service!!!! Stop reaching your hand farther into my pocket! Also, do NOT make larger, beautiful dolls with your amazing artistic sculpting! Don't even release them until I can afford it.

Your most distressed follower,
Olivia

 

Haha I haven't seen this thread in awhile. I thought it was gathering dust in some lonely server corner. But since it's back...

Dear Volks,

How did you even DO that?! I have been in this hobby for over two years, and have harbored no special love for your dolls, even after meeting some in person. I had no intention of ever owning one. But then I saw her.... School D. Happy now? Ya got me. She HAUNTS me! Not even her close relatives of Shizu and Heath have any special place for me. Only her. She is now my dream doll. All my doll plans have been dumped so I can get this girl first! I hope you are happy. I have been bitten by the Volks bug.

Unexpectedly yours,
Miss_P

 

Dear Fairyland,

Why must you make so many beautiful face sculpts that I love, and have such awesomely engineered bodies, but not make anything in my favorite size range? ;_; And c'mon, did you have to announce a 40cm line? I mean, really, are your Minifees not tempting enough? I have been trying so hard to save my money in anticipation of your long-awaited 60cm line, but now you're trying to rope me into minis again! Not cool, Fairyland, not cool. At this rate you won't get any of my money . . . either that, or all of it. >.<

Only Some Love,
Me

 

Dear Iplehouse,

Goddamn you. I am considering changing my bank account title to IPLEFUCKED. Which is where I permanently reside, doll-wise. Three new sizes? Oh, you tricky bastards. New three part elbows? SONUVABITCH, I AM THERE. Seriously, shall I just set up a direct deposit to you? Is that what needs to be done?

NO LOVE, BUT THE MONEY IS ON THE NIGHTSTAND,
-- Me.

 

Dear Iplehouse,

You just love to screw with my money don't you? Last year I nearly died and my bank account is still crying because of you releasing Luna Tamer at a time when I had no money. Then I fell in love with Tatiana but have been able to hold off getting her because she's basic. Now I find out you're also going to be making Tinies. Tinies! Of all the things that I've just fallen in love with. You just know how jerk my chain!

No love but I'll see you when the Tinies are released,
Me

Dear Fairyland, Soom, Volks, and Peak's Wood,

I just discovered all of your Tinies. Fairyland, your sculpts are so gorgeous and I really want a Leah now. I love your LittleFees, they are just adorable and so awesome to pose!

Soom, you Soomed me with Appini kitty parts and then hit me hard with a Glot. I love her and have her in my paws now but seriously Soom, couldn't you have waited to suck me in until after the summer? I have tuition to pay!

Volks, your Dolpa is already murdering me due to the travel expenses. Then I had trouble deciding between an Alice and Lorina. Just when I talk myself out of both of those, you release Chika! How could you release her on a Lottery when I have no money and when she's absolutely perfect? It's just evil and I've had a hard time talking myself out of her.

Peak's Wood, I just discovered your tinies. You never told me you had such cute Tinies! I am happy as well that they are not Limited and are basic so I can get them when I have the money. What I wish is that more people had them as I can not find many owner pictures or any sales for them anywhere on DoA. I also wish you'd release more fullsets of them as I love the blue wig Hucky had on in the Christmas set that I missed.

Some love and I'll be seeing all of you soon,
Me.

 

Dear 5star:

Why did you have to release another tiny girl that is so adorable? I loved Ria, but wanted a girl for my first, and, well, Mia was just a little too pouty for me. I'd even resigned myself to not getting Ria for a while since none of the other dolls on my wish list match him well and I wanted at least my first two to match.

But Tong Tong... she's perfect, and it would mean getting two dolls sooner than I could afford most of the single dolls I was looking at, and she and Ria would be so cute together. But do you have to release her when I am skimp broke and about to move? That hurts. It really does.

Regards,
Fox.


I am literally sitting at my desk whimpering over this. I want them now.

 

Dear Soom,
Why must you take me most awesome furry dolls ever, and make them even more awesome?!
It's like, you read my soul!

 

Dear God,

Why can't I have all the foxy boy-dolls in the entire world? I no longer believe your excuse of "because your apartment isn't zoned for it".

Yours, etc.
-j