Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

Dear Fairyland,
I really hate you right now! Why? Because of your littlefees! You thought you had me under your minifee spell but I broke that one! However, your little ones have me deep under their spell! damnit! We are in the process of moving! Why am I going to be able to afford your darlings?!?!?!? DARN IT! >_< That little elf chiwoo girl is going to haunt me until I get her. grrr.....
(I still love you guys, for making some awesome dolls. Great engineering on the bodies! the faces are truly adorable.)

Frustrated,
sakura_yuna

 

DeaR Volks,

I HATE YOU! YOU HAVE ME UNDER YOUR OWN SPELL. You have becme my addiction and my dream. You have those gorgeous sculpts that i will never afford to buy. I really want Volks KURUMI but it's oh so limited. It's hard to find and it's expensive to buy one. Why must you release such cute limited dolls that it's so hard to get? Why is it so hard to order?
Why must your dolls be so cute that tempt me to sell all my stuff and give up my collection? WHY!

sincerely,
littleashieka

Dear dreamofdoll,

Why did you release such beautiful dolls that are more expensive than any stores? Why is it so hard to get your limited dolls? WHY? I love your dolls.. Please lower them down XD I've been looking at your dolls for almost 3 years. They're so beautiful and unreachable. Please stop.. stop releasing such beautiful beings. You make me confuse XD

sincerely,
littleashieka

Dear Leekeworld,

why must you tempt me with your bloody awesome wigs? Why do you have the blind wig event that can divert me to save up for a new doll? WHY?! WHY!|

sincerely,
littleashieka

TO ALL COMPANIES WHO HAVE CREATED SUCH BEAUTIFUL BEINGS,

I HATE YOU! Why did you even create them? They are so darn beautiful that they sweep off our bank accounts, tempt us to sacrifice other things for them and empower us with their awesome faces. You made me give up an opportunity to buy a DSLR camera or even a laptop. Why? WHY? the damage is already done. I've finally ordered one and i'm saving up again for an another doll. Instead of buying new clothes and gadgets, im stuck here under your spell. GAAAHHH! Please break these chains off

sincerely weeping,
littleashieka

P.S. I love this thread. It's bloody awesome

 

Dear Volks,
Why did you made me love you anyway? Why did you made me love you before I can earn a revenue? And you know what, all the kids I loved, I want twins or more TVT.

LOVE(and i hate to write this word),
Mil

 

Dear Angelheim,
I hope you realise what you've done. I hope you realise. So yes, you released some male MSDs. Nothing too special, right?
Wrong.

You released a male MSD, with elven ears and hooves. You ticked every box in my first doll wishlist, and at a beautifully affordable price for it. I hope you realise you have given me everything I wanted in my first doll, and now I want more. You gave me the chance to put into resin one of my favourite characters, and I hope you realise that now there are many more where he came from. And I hope you realise that I am desperate to see that girl whose release date you keep on rolling back, and I hope you realise that my second doll is going to have your hooves.

And in addition to this, I hope that you see the error in your ways in releasing exactly what I wanted, again! And at a time where I was still recovering from purchasing my first lovely doll! You had the nerve to release a felineish MSD head and made it avaliable in WS - with paws and all. And you made it a limited. Unless you release something similar, I'm going to be desperatly scouring the internet once the time comes to purchase my third doll - your Junior Heim Kozy. And that is a fact. And I hope you realise I think that your shade of tan resin is perfect for one of my characters, and shall be crossing my fingers, toes, arms, legs and anything else I can that you release a female doll similar to what I would like avaliable in tan. You've hit the mark with incredible skill before now, Angelheim - I know that you're likely to strike again.

I hope you are happy, Angelheim. I hope you realise that you have given me exactly what I want twice, and I fear that you are going to do even more. How dare you read my mind in a way no other company has, as this is mean on a whole new level. My bank account is very unimpressed, as am I. You have made me want a job though I am too young for most, so I have been saving at every chance I have. Curse yoooouuu!

Love,
Circus.

Dear Fairyland,
I hope that you're as happy as Angelheim too. You make such beautiful, such poseable, such outstanding dolls that I want everytime I catch a glimpse of a photo including any of them. You have given me serious motivation to do so well in my exams - not for the achievement that shall help me climb higher in life! Not for my hard work showing with good grades! No! But so that I can afford one of your dolls to call my own and love. You better be happy about what you've done. Stop being so skilled. Stop making everything so loveable. I hate you for all of the fantastic things you've done, and this frowny face shall show you the face I'm pulling when I realise that I spend a lot of my time (during my lessons, infact!) planning backup stratergies if my exams don't go to plan ---> >: (.
Yeah.
Take that.

Love,
Circus.

 

Lol I love this thread Here goes >;D got a lot of pent up rage

To whom it may concern;

Dollmore,
Why must you make beautiful dolls? Granted I thought I was safe from you, even though I thought your dolls were lovely, but you were sneaky >.> When you create Lisa Rubik, you tricked me. I at first didn't pay attention to her but then i saw how she looks with other looks and then I began to want her...then you came out with glamor bust X.x; and I knew she had to have that body and you offered the normal bust in the beginning so I just had to buy it too. You are the most subtle and yet sneaky one. You make my wallet paranoid. <.< >.>

Iplehouse,
Can you not show some sympathy?! 7lb of EID guy resin was expensive for me, ><;; just for one! You just had to go and make a bunch of hot beefcakes D:< And make it hard for me to decide which to get. And once I gotten one, you then go and make a different body option! D: How dare you tempt me with that body! ...( hmm this is starting to sound a little wrong now, lol XD) Why must you make wonderfully more realistic forms X.x?! Did you know I have longed to see more bjds with that look like they have meat on their "bones"? You have been somewhat sneaky as well, with your default looks, then I saw owner pics >:{ You made my wallet sad! D:<

And you Soom!..
You are currently on my most hated listed! You make these adorable little teenies and I didn't really even want any tinies in the first place!! Now suddenly, I'm getting teenies up the wazoo!! You lured my friend with a Glot and after fixing up the faceup and blushing for her, I become attached and longed for a little hooved one for myself and you then come out with the perfect teenie for me, the Winnie Dee! SO I get her, making two dolls out of her! I was content, and even extra gotten parts that I need for her until you then come out with Appini! Then I just had to get the fantasy parts, but then fell in love with the whole doll! And that's not even all! I started liking some of your dolls that have already ran their course, so I got a Beyla >:{ and am now waiting on the body and parts to get to me so i can complete her. How dare you turn me to teenies! I now have to scourge for parts to make them whole X.x; You make my wallet puke >:{

And Peapod! ; ;
I didn't know anything about you until you offered that mertail option and now I bought that for my "Beyla" ; ; why did you have to make such a beautiful tail?! I was bound and determine "no more"! My wallet is now crying! T-T

 

Dear Soom,
Why? Why do you have to make such adorable tinies? Why do they have super cute little animal parts? And then you make them limited and expensive! They only have an ordering period of one month, and by the time I decide that I want the doll, I can't get it. Then you make them with fantasy color resin and you make that TAN color resin for your dolls. I didn't even like tan resin until YOU came along and had to make it so chocolately and wonderful. I hope you're happy, because I want to give you all my money for your cute tinies, but I can't because I don't have any.

 

*clears throat and climbs onto the soapbox*

Dear Soom,

You can bite me. Seriously. Every SINGLE monthly you release is gorgeous, wallet-breaking and limited. Had I unlimited money, which I do not, I would own an entire menagerie of your MDs. I hate you.

Dear Pipos,

Cheshires. That is all.

Dear Secretdoll,

It is unfair for you to make such unique and lovable dolls that are so pricey. Wahh.

Dear Notdoll,

I demand that you send me one each of all of the doll models you make. I want a whole huge Notdoll family and not only do I not have the thousands to make that happen, YOU'VE DISCONTINUED SOME OF THEM. T_T

Dear Fairyland,

Littlefees are far too cute to be allowed.

 

Dear all companies...

Pleeeeease please stop releasing insanely gorgeous, innovative, tear-jerkingly beautiful limited AND standard dolls when I don't have a steady job!! It's so painful pinching pennies and doing random jobs here and there, watching those limited slip away, then appear in Box Opening gallery in the same amount of time it takes for me to save up for a Tiny!! You better keep up this amazing work or get even better by the time I'm able to earn enough funds for your dolls!!! please stop discontinuing models that fit my characters to a 'T'...stop with the massive shipping fees and make a local store in US like VOLKS did!! Dx

Dear AoD...

why, oh WHY did you have to discontinue Liu Yin?? I don't dare buy from some shady distributors, esp. the ones who order from the factory instead of having the dolls on-hand! It is all so suspicious to me, please, PLEASE re-release Liu Yin and Meng Ya Qi on your site, and why in the world with the 'sold out' of Qing and Fei?! if dolls are "made-to-order", that doesn't make sense unless you lost the mold to make the sculpt! But darn you, I just might forgive you since your dolls are so beautiful and pose SO amazingly~

heheh. this IS fun..

 

Dear Dollzone-
Why the hell do you have to make such beautiful mini boys?? I want to buy them all, it's SICK! I've become utterly OBSESSED, I can't stop looking at them!! It's like a disease; and now, instead of the Minifee Seorin I was going to buy at the end of the summer, you're making me want to buy a Fei! It's NOT. RIGHT. Please stop this madness before I go absolutely broke!!
Sincerely,
Nyco

 

Dear all Doll Companies,

I am really upset! why do you have to make so many gorgeous dolls, you make me want so many of them, but you make it impossible for me to buy them all. I'm going insane because I can't afford them! WHY WHY do you have to torture me this way. All I can do is stare at my computer screen with my mom making fun of me because I can't get one.

sincerely darts15

 

1.
Dear Blue fairy,

I love you but I hate you too. Why do you always have sales of limiteds in super short timing? Why do you never have them in the combo I want? I've always wanted a BW #### But it was too late when I found you! Why do you have to make them so damn limited, so damn special that people would hold on to them for eons before anything resurface in the 2nd hand market!!! Please have mercy on my poor waiting soul TT^TT

Yours, Forever waiting...

2.
Dear Volks,

I hated you so much, I really did. But out of all that unattractiveness you had to release the School kids for "educational" purposes. I've been doomed ever since. Your evil trickery has me completely broke, yet I keep wanting more. And why oh why do you have to make purchasing your dolls so bloody difficult!! It's only fair to let everyone share?! Please take a moment and hear the starving cry of my bank accounts~~ Please for a moment have mercy on your fans for their unwavering passion for your beautiful creations.

Yours, Forever damned...

 

Ha!!! here is mines'

Dear DOA!!!!
Why, why, why must there be a gallery of fabulous dolls with their awesome faceups and fantastic clothing. Why do you torture me with all this stuff. You know I can't sew and you know my artistic abilities are very limited!! Oh, and those people who have videos of their "smartness".. Can't stand it one bit. I need to hurl!!! Too many lessons to be learned and OOOOOHHH the insanity of it all!!!!

 

Dear Volks,

Though I knew you were (and are still) popular, I didn't give your dolls a second glance when I first started this hobby. ...Maybe a peek. But this was due to your own company photos. Now if feels like every time I see one of your dolls from an owner's picture, it's like it's 10,000x (times) more amazing than what I gave it credit for. ...Especially the Yo-SDs. Now I face a horrible task before myself - stay on track with my (already de-railing) plans, or get one of your molds.
And, sadly, I will. ...Eventually. I have to stay commited this year. (Darn it.)

Losing the battle, but not the war
AnimeToken.

 

Dear Luts / Doll-zone / Dream of Doll / Fairyland / and CrobiDoll,

How dare you - How Dare You !!
Who do you think you are huh ?
Making all these beautiful dolls that promise to be a perfect addition to a lonely girls family.
A young lonely girl with little money and even less ways of getting it.
What's with you !!?
You think you have a right to make so many of your dolls so irresistible ?
Wrong !
You need to make some butt-ugly dolls so I can recover from my frikkin whiplash injuries YOU'VE caused.
I should sue you for being so wonderful.
I Hate You.
I Hate You ALL !!!

Love,
Mizer

One more -

Dear DollCatch,

Why did you make all your dolls for me ?
Seriously ?
Did you stalk me ?!!
Did you follow me around , learning everything I wanted , and then base an entire company off it ?!
I Should Own You !!!
How. Dare. You.

Love,
Mizer

 

Dear Iplehouse,
Why did you have to release Asa as a Basic EID. I JUST finished ordering Tedros and Ryan a week ago. I hate you so much. I was saving for a condo.
Thanks for ruining my life.
Sincerely,
Rogue

 

Dear DoD,

I blame you for this. Innocently browsing ze interwebs one day, I saw Camine. I saw Camine, and now I KNOW my family will not stop growing ever because my thirst for purty resin – that you started - will never be quenched! I am addicted!

hateloveyouverymuch,
The One Who Is Still Craving the Camine.


Dear SOOM,

I think you already know how terrible you are.


To The BJD World,

If they do not already exist, I request Resin Helplines and possibly Help Groups involving free Pocky and sweets from Korea to ease the lack-of-money pain.

Please?

The One Who is Doomed Forever...
And her empty wallet...!

 

Dear all doll companies!
(just playin here)

Why must you torture us all? Make us borrow Peter to pay Paul! Buy the doll, then the dolls come to life and wants this and wants that.........and not cheap thing either! Clothing and shoes costs more than mine do! And why do you just make some of the things in dolly sizes????? hmmmm????? I would love to have clothing and shoes like this!
I used to have a life of my own, but now I'm a slave to my dolls wants and needs.
Go out of the house without one and the other pouts when you get home. hmmmm.........remembering when it was just one! Those were the days! Lost count of how many! LOL

Then I torture myself on the news thread!

p.s. I really don't how what or how I did without my resin buddys!!! LOL

 

Dear Crobi,
After I order my first ball joint doll, why do I have to discover your lovely Yeon-Ho? He is perfect. The perfect pouty face, the perfect eyes, etc, and the wig I want just happens to be sold out. I thought I found my dream doll, but noooo I just had to discover him a week after I ordered my first. Now I have to wait months and months before I can order another one. It's hard for a little 14 year old freshie to make money. I don't even think 14 year olds can work! I'm going to have to take every babysitting job I get so I can get enough money for you, Yeon-Ho....

Love,
Pandallie

 

Dear Dollmore, Iplehouse, and Dollstown:

Obviously you have all joined a collective to conspire against me and my meager minimum wage. Obviously you are out to perpetrate absolute destruction upon my bank account, and obviously, you are winning. Curse you I say! Drat your amazing dolls almost all of which I feel a deep urge to own personally. Why I ask you, did you Dollstown, have to make not one but TWO beautiful shades of tan and the most incredibly lovely male body I've ever seen in dolldom?

And you Iplehouse! You should be ashamed! Your horribly adorable JID sculpts with their mature faces and personalities! And Mars. You just had to go and make Mars didn't you? Realskin, three new sizes and new bodies? Ya douchebags!

Lastly, Dollmore. You've already stolen my money once (and the fact that Cass is above and beyond my favourite doll is invalid here.) and yet you plot to do it again! You and your dratted, acursed, blasted lovely Chami and Purum Cho! For SHAME! All of you and your evil collective of gorgeous doll making money stealers! I thumb my nose at you! Do you hear!?!

Entirely yours,
Tel.

 

ahem..

Dear Migidoll:
SDGMBSAKOFDKIOFZDBKJMVASDHNKSZ D8< IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!! FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!! wwhhyyyyy~??? TT___TT your so cruel! i'm working like a slave to get 9 of your dolls!!! ||||OTL if you dare make another doll i'll....i'll buy it :'D
Thank you
Sincerely,

L.E. .................................OTL