Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

Dear SOOM,

You know, it's all your fault I got into this hobby anyway. I've always *wanted* a BJD, but I never *needed* one until you showed up with your AWESOME yet painfully limited tinies. And I can't justify buying a doll that's as much as half my rent!! You're lucky I'm not into the Super Gems..
I love you Marimo... You own me. OWN ME.

And Fairyland,

hurry up and release your awesomely poseable Littlefee bodies as a serparate purchase option.. >.>

 

Dear Iplehouse,

Sit down. We need to have a talk.

Now, it's none of my business if you want to release a doll that looks just like one of my favorite actresses, and even name it after her for God's sake. Charge $600 for it; what do I care?

But going and making that doll a general edition, with the perfect faceup and skin color, that is getting into iffy territory. And doing this right after I've finished paying Dollmore for a pair of dolls that haven't even arrived yet? That's where I draw the line.

You've been a bad doll company, Iplehouse. I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done. And don't even think about coming up with any more bright ideas while you're up there!

Disappointed (and smitten),

Chaos Zebra

 

Dear Fairyland,

Thank you so much for making pukifee in so so efficient size with so cute face which make me harder to save for my dream doll. You are truly a very smart company..for making people suffer..I really truly hate you.. Oh and one more..how could you make such a handsome Rou when I'm starting to choose and buy other doll? And with the "we will raise the price" thing??? Hate. You.

~Sincerely yours

Dear Volks,

Can you please stop the inflated price of your limited dolls? Do you know how much people choke on their coke by hearing the price of your second-hand doll? Or at least please sell your Sei or Rei Tenshi. You know that at least 500 people hope to get it and only 22 people really get it..are you out of your mind?

~Best wishes

Dear Souldoll,

I hate you for made Lee Jun Ki doll when I didn't know anything about ABJD and now they're sold out! Do you know how much I idolize Lee Jun Ki?? Why did you made it waay back? Why not at 2012 where I'm sure I can buy it? Why??? Ok..I can forgive you if you make Kim Bun doll.

~God bless you

Dear Leekeworld,

Oh why did you make Mint..who is a resemblance for Pocket fairy Jimmy..which I looove so much...why!? Now it's very hard for me to choose...very very hard. You suck..for making me wanting your beautiful creation..

~Jesus love you

Dear Bluefairy,

Yes you! You are the company that belong to the top of my 'hate till death' list. HOW COULD YOU!?
How could you made Kissing Jimmy the most beautiful BJD I've ever seen as limited edition and with that small red script that state 'SOLD OUT'..how could you...I really really really love her and I will pay for much more if you make her again..pleeeeassseee...it's so hard to get her on marketplace..and it suck...damn you for making me can't sleep for always thinking how to get Kissing Jimmy to my home..

~no blessings..no no.

 

Dear Elfdoll,

How dare you make such a beauty, then close up shop. Would you please open up your site so that I may fall a little less in love with your twiggy yumi and fall in love with some other beautiful creature of your making?.... Please! If you don't my husband will end up spending a fortune and won't be very pleased at it.

xoxoxo
Mrs.A

 

Dear Soom,
Why must you make MONTHLY DOLLS!
Why can't they be Yearly..huh? You wanna piece of me, eh?
Cause I swear if we get in a fight I want a free doll...

Dear Souldoll,
Why must you make such beautiful fantasy dolls, huh?
You just KNEW that was my forte didn't ya?
Like were saying..
Come on Anno, spend all your money! It's fun!
I love...so I must take you down...

Dear DOD,
Dream of DEATH! That's what you are!
Why must your dolls be to drool over?
And Ducan...why is he so great?
Your clothes...god, Am I the only one who'd wear them myself?
And your shoes....Those boots are made for walkin' baby!

Dear Crobidoll,
Your fricken wigs!
And Yeon Ho!
I just bought my first!
Give me mercy!

And to you of course Volks...
That's for startin the whole dang thing.
This is your fault!
Why must I want a Tohya and Kohya!
You weren't even a toy company!
You suck...
I love you.
The End
~AD2010
Ps:

Dear my wallet,
I'm sorry.
Okay the end seriously.

 

GREATLY AGREED T____T

And, *breaths in*

Dear Angell Studio/Infiniti Doll/DoD/Blue fairy

Why? Just WHY must you make your dolls so gorgeous so that I'm wanting every single one of them?! and guess what? they just happen to fall under my category of "MOE"!!
Why are the ones that happen to catch my eyes are 90% limiteds!?
Do you feel happy taking money from a 14 year old when she's actually trying to save up for a cosplay? Despite the fact the her sister, who is currently 16, has already got about 20 odd dolls on her "must buy" list when she's suppose to be saving up for a car.

Yours faithfully
CandyFlossLoli

P.S. I just hate you all...but guess what, the other side of hatred, is love~

 

Dear Volks,

I have a number of bones I'd like to pick with you. First of all, the way your limited dolls outnumber your standards is completely unnecessary. If I want one of your dolls, I have about 3.5 mediocre standard dolls I can choose from....or approximately 324,575,890 beautiful limiteds I can buy from scalpers at twice their original price! Awesome! Let me get right on that!

I could probably bitch at Soom for the exact same reason, except I don't want their dolls all that much, so... I guess you get the heat this time.

Screw You!,
Loagaeth

P.S. - It would be amazing if you actually did anything new with your FCS besides just the occasional new headmold once a year. Where are the YoSD's? Just saying.

P.S.S. - I lied. I love you. I can't stay mad at you for more than 5 minutes. Can I have a Williams now?

 

Dear Fairyland,

It's me again. For the fourth time, I am planning an order from you. For the (insert outrageous number here) time, I've scrambled to get in on you're events or full sets. Do you KNOW what this does to my wallet? The poor thing won't even come out of the closet. And still, you entice broke 15-year-old girls into your clutches. Why? You're like a drug, and you know what? You just keep making it in my favorite flavors. And stop coming out with dolls that just seem to slide into my character's positions. It's not fair, they're suppose to be characters only.

Go fall down a well,
Clearly simple

P.S. I'll be back in a few months for that littlefee, minifee, and puki soon. Make sure you still have those shoes. =_=

Dear DOD,

I Though I was DONE with you! We made this clear when I got Ducan, we're done. It was fun times, but now it's over, yet you just keep calling me back, hm? You should be ashamed of yourself. Stop it. You're not helping anything. And i thought i said no MSDs. What's with this HEZ you've got. And I said no girl too!

Go join Fairyland in the well,
Clearly simple

And finally, Luts,

Dearest Luts,

I love you, I really do. But why must you release such adorable dolls? Especially at the same time as other companies. It's not fair to anyone. Stop it. It was funny a long time ago when I could aford you, but no ones laughing now. Stick with your kids, make some clothes. I could use some of those!

Clearly simple

 

Dearest Luts

Being the only company I have ever ordered from why must you make such a wonderful limited doll as the Dark Warrior Bory?! THAT FACE UP! THE WINGS! They are what my dolly dreams are made of but you had to go and make him anyway. There is not a day goes by without me pining for one. I hate you for making my dream doll and making him limited.

~ Avalon

Dearest FairyLand

I hate you for PukiPukis! I always thought they were cute but seeing one in real life has made me NEED one even though I have no place for such a doll in my doll 'family'
...I'm going to get one anyway.
BC You bunch of meanies!

-Avalon

 

Dear Angelheim.

Just when I thought I had resisted your smexy tall boys... you release Zena. And she happens to be absolutely perfect.

My wallet and I hate you. I can't even look at you right now, because I know I'll be tempted to order her right away. I need some time to think.

 

My Dearest Dollmore:

I write to you to request that you stop making such beautiful dolls. I have other dolls in mind that I would like to be, but I am forever tempted by every single one of yours that I don't know which one to buy. So please, for the love of my wallet and my horrible indecisive mind, don't have such awesome dolls. I've already got one, I don't need to be distracted by more!

Love,
Mryx

 

Dear Soom,
I never liked tinies until I seen yours! The eyes! The faces! The feet! I want one so bad, and the worst part is I KNOW you'll release the one that makes me cave when I'm broke. Because your diabolical like that. Are you trying to take over the world? Well now that you have EVERYONE's money, go ahead. Because apparently there is no stopping you. Honestly though, I really do hate you for not making cool MSD's like that. Cause I'd be killing for some nice MSD hooves or paws! Oh yeah, I also hate you for not painting both of my chrom's feet right. Who the heck are you hiring to paint these dolls, because they are obviously high. Get a better person for your body blushing please!


Dear Pipos,
You are the worst company. Ever. Paws down. How come every doll you make that I love is sold out? Blargh! -shakes fist- I've been drooling over Robin, the Cheshires, and Bao, And then you go and release two more super cute cats that just leave me drooling. On top of the baby cheshire I was already wishing for! I really really hate you for the lack of digitigrade legs on those guys too! But then again, I'd really have to have all the ones I passed up wouldn't I? You are pure evil. Plain and simple. Be a good company and release these dolls when I'm NOT broke! xD


Dear Angelheim
I don't hate you yet, but you haven't released an MSD yet girl either. I love Luka! T.T
I will hate you though, if you keep making those uber cute MSD's! You give me what Soom does not!




Really though, I love you guys!

 

Dear Volks

A curse on you for making such wonderful clothes for your Tenshi No Sumika collections! So much so that it takes 3 hours of "refresh screen" to actually check out from your international website the moment they go live!

I wasnt a gambler before I started collecting dollfies - in fact I've managed to get on the "banned from participating" at the local casino.
Yet now I participate in Lotteries all the time!!

 

As long as it's all in good fun, right?

Dear Doll Companies in General,

STICK TO THE *@&$(*#$)_#$&@*#&^ DOLLS YOU ALREADY HAVE! I'm already in pre-debt to several of you! Isn't $20,000+ dollars enough for you? I have to eat, ya know! So, can't you just stick to the amazing, drool worthy sculpt you already have? PLEASE?!? Also! Fairyland! Yes, You! Quit being so freaking efficiant! I can only handle so many perfectly poseable sizes at one time! and don't even think about making a 60 cm doll. Or 70cm+. I mean it. And You! Volks! Don't even think about making the SD-17 body readily available. or the YoSd. That would be PURE EEEVVVVIIIIILLLLL! and as for you, Den of Angels Market Place, I saw what you did there, lowering the price of that doll. Don't you know that I'm broke?! PLEASE! I can't afford the random amazing pricing.

Lyds

Dearest Wallet,

Please come out of the closet. I promise I'll never misuse you again. I'll keep the evil resin dealers away from you. Just, please come out!

Lyds

Proper Grammer be damned. I's be pissed

 

This was a little letter I wrote on my livejournal:

Oh Fairyland, you're so cruel. I had it all figured out. I gave up on the gargoyle babies on Soom - wasn't quite sure they were cute enough, despite how much I liked their paws and claws - and was determined to get bodies. A cutie body for Jurianna and a...I think small bust for Aria. It was decided. I'd order from DDE, do the layaway. It was over and done with. I was just waiting for the summer event.

Now you lay this at my feet? http://www.dollfairyland.com/shop/step1.php?number=625 That, my friends, is just plain cruelty. Look at her! How cute her little face is, those eyes, the hair, the outfit! And her hair is black and her eyes are red. Come on, people! How could she not be the daughter of Zevra and Hexen!? I believe, dear Fairyland, that you are determined I never get those bodies. It was all set! I knew I was crazy, but I figured I could just manage to swing both - especially as it would probably propel whatever event gift I'd get into the slightly better tier. *sigh* I can't get her and a body. That's just a little too much. As it is, I now want extra LTF hands to go with her. (Must have two sets of clasping hands, so two LTF could clasp both their hands together. *squee* Oh the cute!)

So fine. You win. No bodies *again* for Aria and Jurianna. Until the winter event then?

Better not put out somethng else cute or I'm going to cry. *grumble grumble*

 

Ooooh, I have done this so many times!
On FaceBook: Stupid luts and your stupid Limiteds and your stupid stupid *kicks whatever's closest* you and your stupid awesome.

Dear Luts, I hate you.
I hate you for having gorgeous wigs that I want each and every one of, no matter which size.
I hate you and your KDFs!
I hate the fact that you release a GORGEOUS LE that is PERFECT for one of my oldest and dearest characters, when I JUST emptied my bank on a different doll, and I need to get a body for a floating head before I go off getting anything else.

Now, Dear FairyLand!
I hate your PukiPukis. I hate them because they're bite-sized and every one of them is adorable. I hate them because I want them ALL.
I hate your minifee A-line bodies. Because they are killer and gorgeous.

Dear DollsTown.
I hate you because your 1/4th face molds are some of the most beautiful I've ever seen, but the bodies for them are so odd, and don't fit the aesthetic I'd like for that kind of face at all.

And lastly, Dear Volks.
I reeeaaally hate your guts.
You know what? I was never really a huge fan of your dolls.
Browsing the web, what do I find? Why, your SD13 Suigintou!
$4000 on eBay? And no longer available retail? I hate you.
Did you know, Volks, that my favorite anime in the whole world is Rozen Maiden? Now, guess who's my favorite anime character? Suigintou!
And, my significant other doesn't give a hoot about my dolls, but he also likes Rozen Maiden and REALLY likes Suigintou?
Like I said, I never really liked many of your face sculpts. This Suigintou face sculpt turns out to really capture my heart, and it's now one of my favorites.
Oh! Not to mention, I had dreams and detailed plans. I was gonna have a family of only minis and tinies. You? You and your Suigintou. You just had to be the combobreaker.
You have completely shattered my perspective and destroyed my happy, easy, tight-knit plans.
No love, Volks, no love at all,
~ Emily.

 

Dear Leekeworld,
Heads? Really? You tempt me with such wonderful heads? Couldn't you offer these lovelies only as full-bodied dolls so that they would be out of my justifiable price range? How dare you offer me the chance to become a floating head collector when I try so hard not to be!! I hate you and your fast shipping and resonable prices!

Dear Crobidoll,
Is it really neccessary to have such sultry, smexy boys? Why no buck-toothed, pock-faced uglies? And the limiteds?!?! Oh, the limiteds!!! Why must you torture me so!!

 

Dear Luts,
Why do you make my life soo hard!!! T_T

 

Dear Blue Fairy and Minoru World:

Please make more head molds for Juniors and Shinies! You know I will buy them!! (And please don't make it just smaller versions of the Tiny Fairy faces.... how about making some of the Pocket Fairy faces bigger??)

Also, is there some way to merge your website/company so I don't have to make two purchases with two giant shipping fees?

Also also, could you perhaps make... some slightly bigger dolls? Like, ~50cm? You have the sweetest looking dolls, and I just want everyone from my "family" to match each other... but they can't all be children! Maybe some older teen dolls?

Dear all doll companies:

Could you please start releasing "tanning skin" as its own resin color or something? You offer "regular" skin color, and the "white" skin color, but what about darker dolls? Add some pigment to that resin so they're tan through and through, please! Not all of my characters are as pale and shiny as I am....

 

Dear All Doll companies,

Please think about the affects the overwhelmingly amount of dazzling dolls you bombard people with every month. Causing anxiety, stress, shortness of breath and complete dolly mania on a regular basis is not healthy for the general public, let alone students studying for college level classes.

Please mull over the idea of spacing out your releasing of dolls, and maybe make them less attractive to allow a person getting their first doll to stop combing over every site and planning future dolls that make their wallet cry.

As a side note to Crobidoll, I refuse to give into buying both versions of Nao! I refuse to order more then two of your dolls at once! And I refuse to get caught in buying Ys and all of your other sexy boys! I also lay down the line at ordering more then four of your wigs! ....in one order.

As broke as ever,
Lia