Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

I'll make it short and not so sweet.

Dear Luts,
WHY DID YOU MAKE ANOTHER UNTOLD STORY DOLL?!
As if Regen wasn't cool enough without the armor parts.

Yours angrily,
Pikelets.

 

Dear Iplehouse,

Really? The entire Tokyo Story collection is gorgeous? Really? Limited, too? Really? Brown skin Tedros? Really? Really.

Banging my head against the wall,

timid

 

Dear Napidoll.

Darn you. Why did you have to go and ruin my plans for a MSD-and-tiny-only family! RUIN. :C Why must every single male sculpt be heart-stopping-ly gorgeous? Why must you offer such different and beautiful faceups on the dolls so that you make me want them all, and multiples of each sculpt! One in each faceup style? And why? Why must they be only heads? It's hard to find a good body that matches and looks good! So hard! Have you any idea? You're killing me here!

-Luar

 

Dear Soom,

I hate you. I fell in love with one of your dolls before I could even afford her. I fell so hard for her that she is now my dream doll and when I get her, I will be so content that I will just not buy anymore dolls. She is an MD as well and one of the older ones, Amber.

Then when I finally think of saving up for her, you go and release an MSD sized Pan. An MSD sized doll with hooves that reminds me of her. I had to get him and now he is on layaway waiting to come home because he was just too cute to resist!

I'm still saving for Amber and I will likely be saving for her for at least 4 or 5 months. I know I can't buy her from you anymore, but stalking the MP is what I'll be doing and it's all your fault Soom.

No love Soom since my bank account seems to be a sinkhole carrying all my funds to you.
Aiko

Dear Volks,

Your photos need to be fixed. I talked myself out of getting a NYC Dolpa Limited Little Lorina because her face looked much too chubby on photos on your website. Then I saw her in person.

Her face was not super chubby at all, I fell in love at once and now she's home with me. THAT WAS NOT PLANNED! My money just flew away and my VISA is still crying over that! When I talk myself out of a doll, I'm not supposed to end up getting in the end anyways, I'm supposed to walk away because it's exactly like I'd seen on your website.

Damn you Volks for cute Yo-SDs that steal my heart and make my VISA bill cry.

No Love,
Aiko

 

Dear doll companies,
Yeah, I keep saying it, but you're going to have to start making dolls that are plain and all look the same. And you're going to have to stop having specials all the dang time. Also, once I get the bodies for my dolls, you're going to need to re-make all your bodies so they don't look as nice and aren't as nicely sculpted. Only then will I stop cursing my empty wallet every day and you, along with it, for making so many pretty, pretty dollies.

Also, I would like you to start releasing nice outfits only when I can spare the money, and only in the quantities that will accommodate that budget. All these fancy outfits are just as bad as the pretty dollies!! D:

Let's keep the gorgeous limited sculpts until after I have money again too, shall we?
Yours truly,
Pandy O_O

Also:
Dear B&G:
I hear you, I just still can't afford you. Ignore those heads in the corner there, don't count up their value. I've been thinking about you since I began this whirlwind hobby. You were always there in my mind, even when I was getting other dollies. I keep telling myself someday, even more so now that I saw your tans and your beautiful faces. But, I just can't! Not right now anyways. I will have you, but for now, I can only dream. T^T
Plus it would suck if I had to sell you to pay a bill. D: Please stick around until I have money!

With all my heart,
Pandy

 

Dear Soom,

I never thought I would be writing you this letter, but here I am. Even though I was never particularly interested in your MD, I checked up on them regularly just in case. And the VERY SAME MONTH that I stopped looking due to needing money elsewhere in life, you go and make my dream doll. TWO of them. I'm pretty sure I will never forgive you.

Wistfully,

Chaos Zebra

 

Dear Luts,
I hate you right now. You make me fall in love with a doll, all the expensive clothes, and when I FINALLY pay for it all, I look at the date. The event had started, I would get the event head. Now I have started planning AGAIN I was happy with the idea of one doll. Now I am buying a body to go with that beautiful head, and I decided he's a boy, I don't want him going around in the nude, so I pick clothes from your site, then those clothes make me want a wig, and then shoes.
I fear you won't be happy until I am holding a cardboard sign on the street that reads "will clean for dolls"

 

ah one of my favorite threads~

dear dollmore,
why must all your MSD's have so much potential? i already own 2 of your dollmore kids but more and more keep calling out to me! OH and i bet you think you're so clever selling wonderful and reasonably priced dolls in addition to clothing, shoes, eyes, wigs, accessories, and doll care products but i'm on to you!!!
yours forever in pocketbook,
QMA


***ha ha ha this was fun but dollmore truly holds all my dolly plans XD

 

Dear Alchemic Lab,

You are terrible, terrible people for making such gorgeous slim mini girls and keeping them out of the reach of my grabby hands. Now you're thinking about making them available to people outside of Japan and those hands and faceplates are already there in your webshop baying for my credit card funds. Shame on you!

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Dear Soom

You know what, I was content with my being un-soomed, now you threaten the sanctity of my wallet and my bank account! This is unforgiveable!

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Dearest Fairyland

whaaaaargableminifee *grabby hands*

That is all.....

 

Dear Soom,

Your latest re-release of Heliot nearly killed me. I was thinking about staying up
till 2 am, to spend money I didn't want to spend on him. Now, I'm actually
hoping you'll re-release again. It's him that made me fall! Having one
is not enough! I still want him as a boy as well.

You are evil and I love it.

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Dear Crobidoll,

Thank you for messing up my plans. After my first doll Yeon-Ho and I had
planned not to get any more before January at least. Then you came with
Marisol. I managed to resist her at first... but then a few were put back
up for sale... and I just had to get her. So bad, that I asked my sister
to try and get her, while I was at school. And with your lovely customer
service, I keep buying those lovely items you sell.

Stop doing that!

 

Dear Luts,
Damn you and your Delf Shine for bringing me into this hobby. And damn you as well for the fact that I still don’t have him yet. You’re no help to me with your lowering the price for him AFTER I’ve already committed my money elsewhere. I keep trying and thinking I’ve succeeded in getting over him but somehow you keep using your mind control to make me fall in love with him again. Shame on you. My wallet wishes I never saw your gorgeous dolls in the first place.

Go suck a lemon,
Pistachio

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Dear Dollzone/Fairyland/Dollcatch/Resinsoul/Dolkot/DIM/Island Doll,
STOP DISTRACTING ME! I can’t get 2 steps in planning for my next dolls without one of you screwing things up.

Go suck two lemons,
Pistachio

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Dear the marketplace,
Burn in the firey pits of hell... that is all.

You just plain ARE a lemon,
Pistachio

 

Dear Alchemic Labo!
I love your dolls and i hate the fact that i am obsessed with them but i can´t resist and will be a good customer for the future ^^
Thank you for my empty wallet ^^

 

Dear Iplehouse,
Regarding your Noctarcana Circus range, Why did they all sell out so quickly I need them for my characters (which may I add is set in a Circus!!) ...They are too beautiful also! Stop making beautiful dolls. It's hurting my wallet! ...you can make up for this however by making me a Perriot Tatiana and Akando and shipping them out to me ;-)

Dear SOOM,
Stop making pretty dollies! You already got me once with your Dune when I was meant to be getting another doll! (She is beautiful however) But why y stop MD line. I liked it!

Dear Volks,
Why are your most beautiful dolls limited edition that will cost me $2000 to get!? My dream doll was a Suisaeseki...she will now cost me $2000... I hope your happy for making me cut down on my spending on clothes and games to get one of your dolls! ...also open a UK store! Many thanks!

 

Dear Iplehouse,

Why are your SIDs and EIDs all so amazing and EXPENSIVE!! I've fallen in love with at least 4 of them and it's going to cost me a fortune to obtain them all :'( . And did you really have to go and make the Tokyo story limited, I mean come on . Oh and >_< I wish you would allow us to buy the elemental guardians in basic you see I love Clude, but I can't get him now, even with your special christmas event .

 

Dearest Iplehouse,
Why do you release so many awesome dolls. And so many are limited!! Can't you release elemental guardians one MORE time please? I adore Lahela and Aurora.
Love,
Me

 

Dear Dollmore/ TATA/ Alice's Collections/ nine9style,
Y U make so many cute clothes/accessories/stuff I want!!! I can't decide what to buy first! *shakes fist*
Soon my doll will have more clothes than me!

Sincerely,
Doll clothes addict

 

Dear Volks, the West Coast might as well be another country for us East Coasters, please make a store in NY or Boston, Thank you!

 

Dear Peakswoods.
Why do you make me want ALL of your FOC dolls? ALL OF THEM!
I know when I get mine home, they'll just keep coming.

My wallet hates you, and I hate you for making me want every doll you make,
but since I don't have a job I can't have them.

 

Dear Fairyland, Dollzone, Iplehouse, and Asleep Eidolon,

I swore I'd never want a tiny.....SWORE I SAY! and now I own a 16cm doll....Never wanted an MSD boy... until I saw a mo in person.... and swore I'd never want a LTF... until I saw a rachel in person! You're killing me! Asleep eidolon... you are a soul eater. Your site pics are adorable and then the dolls in person are made os rainbows and nothing will ever hurt again....
and iplehouse. oh iple. don't even get me started on your EID tempters....As if I didn't have enough scale issues. Mayhem's a midget and lives in a 1/3 scale world. I'm not getting a giant to ruin it more but OH HOW I WANT ONE.

</3
Cat.

XD

 

Dear Iplehouse,

I still want to punch myself in the face for falling in love with Arvid and Dexter. Just when I was so sure I didn't like beefy bodies, you had to go and make some hollow-cheeked, big-nosed, villainous-looking guys and made me change my mind! I hate you in all the right ways.

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Dear Blue Fairy,

Please make your MSDs uglier. Robin and Louis threaten my "I will only have one MSD" rule so frequently that it keeps me up at night sometimes! Are you proud of yourself? Because I'm not. I love you and hate you with all my oxymoronic fervor at once.