Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

Dear DIM,
Why did you take 3 months to make me a pair of headphones? They better fit my boy when they arrive.
No love,
Me.
(P.S. Yeah, that's a bit of real anger.)


Dear Volks,
Why can't you wait until I have a job and some money before rereleasing Kurumi, even as a one-off? Like, seriously, did you wait until I got that acception letter from university so you'd know there'd be no way I could afford her and say, "Yup she can't buy one so let's have another go with Kurumi!"? That's so mean.
Too much love,
Me.

 

Dear Mr. Gentaro Araki,
Why do you insist on making so many girls in comparison to boy dolls? ( I would sleep with Donald Trump for a 60cm L-bi) Why do you insist on making the cutest msd mature male ever (waiter outfit L-bi) for just people on Y auctions and then never have the outfit appear again? On top of that, why do you wait so long and torture me so bad with the doll preorders?! All of these things infuriate me. But perhaps most of all, Why so many faceplates & so little headbacks???? It just doesn't make sense man! It just doesn't make sense! T__T

Dear Soul Doll, stop making adorable Asian inspired male faces. This instant.
This is your first warning, I already crave Ize and Killian to make into modern day Sasaki Kojiro and Musashi Miyamoto, and then you have to have more pretty mens come out? Shame, shame shame shame on you.

 

Dear VOLKS,
why are all your limiteds so adorable?! why can't you make a standard, like make the limiteds come with a special face-up and outfit and wig, of all of them and not torture us.
and your YoSDs, especially the 4-sisters, why do they have to be limited and in such small numbers!?
you should have a standard line of YoSDs, SDCs and YoTenshi! or at least make them part of FCS!!
you should also add the SD16 and SD17 bodies to FCS!
and be less expensive! I would buy a lot more of your dolls if you lowered the prices a little!!

I'm not amused by your lack of the above stated, not at all.

~Chibi

 

Just remembered one of my most-hated companies >> and discovered a new one while browsing this thread...

Dear Crobidoll,

I was content with one doll. I thought I had my dream boy; he's GORGEOUS. And then...and then you had to go and shatter my dreams of having only one doll. I wish I had never met you and your Yeon-Ho! His moody face is just too much, I can't fight the power!! You seem to know my weakness, and the fact that you're using it against me hurts.

Dear Souldoll,

PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE DON'T RELEASE A CENTAUR. The chances of me liking the human portion are slim, but I WILL WANT THAT HORSE PART. And the fact that I probably won't be able to split an order with anyone is going to kill me ;o; that, and the centaur body would probably never fit with another company's doll. (however, if you release a smaller, more boyish centaur, I will love you forever. Even if my wallet will hate you)

Trying to decide if I hate you,
Chopsticks

 

AHH!!! Point! Don't do it SoulDoll! I cannot afford a 70cm horseman. I cannot... I cannot even imagine how much it would be to ship said horseman!!

 

agree to that!!!

Dear Volks,

WHY WHY WHY do you have to release soo many limiteds that are soo hard to get ahold of and to those people who aren't able to get them, have to pay outrageous second hands prices for them? Just have standards and a few limiteds! I mean, we would all LOVE you if you had standard dolls like Kurumi, Maki, the yo's, etc. WHY DO YOU EMPTY OUR BANK ACCOUNTS?!! And why do you torture us by having a lottery for limiteds, charging our cards, but then we don't get the doll and were all sad!!??? why volks why!!!!

 

Dear SoulDoll
I don't need more girls. I need more boys, who can use all the nice boy clothes I've bought.
So why do you make me wanna buy Gisele? I don't need her, but I want her, and I'm not sure I can resist. Please don't make anymore girls as beautiful as her.

 

Haha that's funny.
I love you DFL-MNF-A line's = no$ . I hate my wallet/purse.
X3

 

Dear Fairyland,

Why'd you have to run out puki pipi Snowflake fairy full sets before I could order one T.T I was going to for christmas.. And it seemed like they would forever be in stock.. i guess i was wrong.. *sigh*

From,
Me

 

Amen to that...

and

Dear Volks,
Why did you have to come up with SD17 bodies? I was darn so happy with my SD13 boys but nooooo...
Stop torturing us!

Love, me.

 

Dear Doll in Mind,

Thanks a lot (not!) for making me spend my money on a Minimee, when you should have known that the US economy is bad right now and I have little money to spend on pretty things. I owe you a crapload of thanks (ha!) for transforming my drawing into a BJD head of utter perfection. You really did throw salt on my wounds when you showed me preview pics in less than a week after I made the order. Ugh. Go away.

Dear Soom,

It's over. Our relationship started out great, but then you had to dangle in front of my face a 80cm doll that looks so, so much like a video game character I hold dear. Curse you for shipping him out, with a faceup, much faster than I hoped. I don't want to see you anymore after you send me the girl body to go with the Minimee head I ordered.

Dear Dollmore,

Please, please stop sending such lovely little gifts with every order I make. It's not going to make me love you any less.

With sincere hatred,

loz64

 

Dear companies in general...

WHY HAVE ALL THE SPECIAL EVENTS IN DECEMBER??? I can no longer come up for reasons for sending money on dolls rather than my loved ones. Why can't you just e-mail each other and decide which gets which month and then we can all see what we want and decide and not angsts because we can,t get everything.

VOLKS: FCS would love o have one but I have to travel to you to get one... I would need to pay twice as much to get there and cover my expenses than it would cost to get them doll.. argh. And much all limited dolls have to be handled in stress filled lotteries???

Soom... you are killing me stop... haven't you heard there's an economic crisis?

 

Doing 2!!!

Dear Soom,

Why, oh why, did you make IO so amazing looking, with his pouty lips and amazing figure. Did you know that I would beg my parents to get him for my birthday and christmas present and nothing else? Did you know that I would end up loving multiple cds that I now have no way of getting?
And why must you have made him a limited, so I felt the need to buy him the second I saw him((I love him to death, but having tim to save money would have been nicer))

Dear Dream of Doll,
Why don't you sell the E-an head separate? Yes, I have found one on the DOA market, but its taken me a long time to find one. Do you purposely not sell them separate so you can watch your fans suffer?

Sincerely,
A loving BJD fan

 

Dear Soom-

Curse you, curse you and your awesome jointed hands for which I have no use.

The thought of ever having to re-string them gives me nightmares. I have no doll which could conceivably use them. But still, I lust.

No cookies for you.

-Pix

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D.I.M-

I love my boy. Really, I do. He's not even by you, and is thus not your fault. That said, you're in trouble too.

I have yet to ever succumb to a Minimee, even the temptation that is Reno in all of his Turk-ness. But that wonderfully pointy-chinned event head, combined with the wicked-inexpensive and yet tasty boy body?

I have holiday gifts and furniture to buy, and a car that needs repairs. You hear me?

No cookies for you, either.

-Pix

 

Heehee! Seems like everyone's got a problem with Fairyland or Soom or Volks. This sounds like fun! I want to try a couple! xD

Dear Fairyland,

How dare you cram so much cute into 11cm of resin! It's bad enough that there are now no less than 12 different kinds of Puki, (not including the mer-puki's) but nooo! You had to go and release some Mega-Pukis too! Add to it, that there are so many inexpensive oh-so-cute optional parts, (and I know you are going to release more for the Big-Pukis) that suddenly tally up to insane prices (("I only got some more hands, and some shoes, and another faceplate and it's costing me how much?!")) I swear, if you EVER release a Shushu/Miyu LittleFee my bank account will never forgive me!

Ps, This also goes for any other mythical creatures you may decide to release in the future.

For the sake of my rapidly emptying bank account, please stop!
-Bander's

Dear All BJD Companies;
Why do you have to have the prices in USD? You're not based in the US so why? I guess it's easier to charge... but still, it's hard for people who live in countries which have been hit by the crappy economic crisis. :/ I mean, I'm paying almost twice the price (or more) for a doll! It's really not fair when you ALL decide to release new dolls in December... As much as I love celebrating Christmas, I don't want to do it broke

An unhappy BJD lover.
-Bander's

 

Dear Heiseijinyao Ziyulinlong 0_0;; (HZ clothing)

1) Damn your name is too long.

2) Damn you for making the most amazing doll clothes I have ever seen. For so long I have lusted over every single outfit for my girl, then upon closer inspection, have found out that your clothes are for BOYS ONLY. And on top of that, all your stuff is limited and wallet crushing!!! Now how am I gonna attempt to fit my Yewellyn into your stuff if I can't afford to have them not fit because of her large tata's and ghetto booty? Not that I can ever manage to buy any of your stuff before everyone else snatches them up anyway. It'll be hell once I get her a partner because he's gonna look way better than her.

Cheers,
-Nollyn

 

Dear Luts
Why does your new SDF Howl looks so adorable? And then you also have the 15% discount - it's really teasing me! I want him, but I have to save my money for a new camra. Damn you!

Dear Volks
I hate you for making SD17 limited. I want a SD17 body so badly and now I have to buy one secondhand someday.

Dear Crobidoll/Sadol/Tree Design
Please stop making so beautiful clothes all the time! I'm not rich.

 

Dear Dollshe,

You own my soul. I hate you.

Dear Soom,

You've got us all by the proverbial nuts. Please give them back. Could you send some jointed hands with them?

Dear Oregon Lottery,

I should have won by now. Dollshe and Soom need my money. Please send giant check straight to Korea.

 

Dear Fairyland,

Why, oh, why do you torture me so? If it wasn't bad enough that I'm head over heels in love with all your MiniFees, you tempt me with your FeePle Breakaway only to go out of stock as soon as I'm ready to split him. D: Why..? WHY?

Why do you never seem to be able to keep things in stock that I want when I have the money to get them?

Why are your Pukis so small and cute and why do I want at least four of them?

You're so cruel, but you know I love you for it.
I'll be ordering again soon.

P.S. Please make better MiniFee boxes. Make them like you make the FeePle boxes and I will love you forever.

-**-

Dearest Luts,

You have got some nerve!

How DARE you send me that SSDF '08 Man event head when you KNEW that I didn't want to be charmed by the bigger boys. You just had to reel me in and steal my heart. You knew it would be impossible to find a fitting body and therefore I would return to you, hoping to split a SSDF to get my poor bodiless head a body.

You're quite the clever one, aren't you?

Now you have this event and you're lowering your prices again! What am I going to do with another big boy's head? I'll end up getting him a SDF body as well!! It's an endless cycle, Luts, and I'm trapped. My wallet hides from me now because of you.

Then, your Kid Delfs are so cute, I can't help but adore them. I just know I'm going to want another one after I get my Bory. You're so cruel and calculating.

I love you for it.

P.S. Why do the wigs I want the most always go out of stock when I'm ready to order them? Please keep a nice selection of my favourite wigs in stock at all times.

-**-

Dear Dollshe,

Why did you have to go away when I finally fell in love with Bernard? And why do you taunt me with your incomplete shopping mall? Please bring Bernard back soon so I can make him mine. I will be forever grateful.

-**-

Dear Dream of Doll,

Damn you!

Why is Ducan always the one that gets away from me? And why did you hurt my heart by showcasing that Black Ducan when he was so limited? Have you no heart? Why is Ivan so damn adorable?

One day, Ducan will be mine.
One day, Ivan will be mine.

However, Black Ducan will never be mine. D:

My heart is broken, Dream of Doll. Please make another gorgeous tan doll when I have the money for it.

Love Always~
Shizume ​

 

Dear Dream Of Doll,

Damn you for making Kalix a limited, and for such a short time. I'll never own him now; you have no idea how much that makes me sad and frustrated ><
And Elf/Vampire Ivan! Oh my GOD WHY!?!? Dx

~~~

Dear Dollshe,

BERNARD.
BRING HIM BACK.
Dx

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Dear Volks,

If I could wish for anything this year, it would be a Yo-Sd ;-; Especially a sleeping one... PLEASE make them standard Dx
And, goddamnit, put a Volks store SOMEWHERE in Australia, so I don't have to travel to Japan or America to get a fix of your goddamn gorgeous dolls.

~~~