Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

Dear Dream of Doll,
Please don't make awesome new female bodies and then mark them as sold out, it makes me cry. T_T

Dear Fairyland,
IhateyouIhateyouIhateyou. So many cute dollies that I want, and the promise of a 60cm line T_T My bank account is threatening to revolt!

With much love and kisses,
Me

 

Dear Soom.

Damn you. Curses on ye.
Vesuvia = Love.
And I cannot buy her because I have no money. Not even for your layaway.
-goes of to cry-

 

Dear Soom,

Why must you make such beautiful monthly dolls? They are so unobtainable! Topaz, Onyx and Euclase were gorgeous and probably forever out of bounds for me.

Dear DiM,

Why did you discontinue some of your most beautiful dolls? I'll never find Belita. The one doll I wanted most from you and I'll never have her.

Sincerely,

Shandreka

 

Dear luts:

I know i mentioned this earlier, but...

AUGH STOP BEING FAIR! Its MEAN! Soony is SO CLOSE to being affordable! SO CLOSE. And i was gonna keep putting her off for a while. Craaaaaaaaaaaap!

~Torren.

ps: .

 

Dear Dollzone,

Why would you go and create something as perfect as Isabel, as a limited, whose purchase at this time would qualify one for one of those adorable tinies, when I've got no cash? Don't you understand how perfect she'd be for my latest OC?

Dear Fairyland,

Pukipuki, LittleFee, WHY?! World domination, is that your goal? Fine, we surrender...

Sincerely, Lace

 

Dear luts,

What is your problem!!!! I cannot even get enough to buy half my doll, and you lower your price???
Now the prettiest dolls ever (after mine) are so low I could buy one like that!! That is so- unfair!

I am not proud of you!!!

PS: Love

Chibi_Fluffy

 

Dear Dollzone;
I had all the DZ dolls I intended to get. I was done. Completed. Finito. Then you came out with Wing-2, and actually had the nerve to throw in a free tiny Leo. I hope the people on my Christmas list appreciate pictures of him, because I spent all my shopping money on Wing !!!

Dear Fairyland;

I didn't want tinies. They're too tiny. No tinies for me. I'll save loads of money by not falling into the tiny trap. So how did you trick me into getting Pongpong? And why does he have that cute little face with one cute little tooth?? And why do I want more now???

And if you ever make a Yo-sd Pongpong, I'm in serious trouble,

 

Dear Luts,

Thanks so much for lowering your prices weeks after I had placed a group order with you

Meanies.

oh, and send our stuff pwease! :P

 

EEEE..lets see.

Dear Volks:
I love your dolls and your company but why must you excommunicate some of your doll molds? You've made the most "popular" ones in different skintones, sleeping or awake, and even made them look grown up or reverted back to their childlike states. But what about my poor Ryo and other molds? I love my Ryo to death and love to see him as a mature 13 or 16. Just imagine those wide eyes more mature looking with a slicker v shaped face.
Pleeeeeeeeeeese!!!

P.S.....Now I know that you have the "tan" option on the FCS....but how about getting some tips from iplehouse and getting a more darker skin option. I'd love to have a darker skinned doll from you.

 

Dear LatiDoll,
When are you finally going to release the Orange line? I know I'm not the only one wondering about it, and it's not nice to keep us hanging for so long. Especially with everything else you've been releasing since the placeholder went up.


Dear Fairyland,
LittleFée. Why? I never intended to have any dolls from you. Not interested in big dolls, mature minis, and pukipukis. But you had to release LittleFée, and not only that, but one with a non-puki face. Aiee.


Dear Volks,
When are you going to release new standard models for MSD? It's been years since the last new standards. And also, why such a long time period between releases of new limited MSDs, especially compared with your other sizes? Not very pleased at all.

PS,
Please coat your faceups better!


Sincerely,
Me

 

Dear Souldoll,

Why do you torture me so? What did i ever do to you? I vowed not to buy anymore dolls till late next year, and then you go and show me that you are releasing a 70cm CENTAUR?

You are cruel, and you should be punished.

I love you!

JM

 

Dear Luts,
Why, oh why did you have to lower your prices so much? Because of you I won't be buying a new wardrobe, but a doll instead and many items for that doll. You sicken me with your low prices, great molds, and variety of items.

Doomed to be forever in love with you,

Senko.

 

Dear DOD,

Srsly. You can ship Kalix aaannny day now. You've already stolen my soul with Crush, Luke, Lahoo, and Ducan. You really don't need Kalix there anymore; you'll get plenty of my money later.

Sincerely,
Glaring from Across the World


Dear SOOM,

You can make Euclase's hawklegs a standard thing now. Finding those suckers is going to be a pain in the butt on the second hand marketplace. All I want to do is get them and put them on my Kalix. I don't care if the resin doesn't match. Come on guys.

Sincerely,
Doesn't Want to pay 300$ for Legs!

 

I don't even have a doll yet, but man...

Dear Dollmore,

Screw you for making me fall so helplessly in love with a mold that I can actually but not really afford right now! I'm seriously about to dip in to my savings for that adorable Kid Ciel mold! He's so damn close to being affordable but there's not way I could explain the mysterious 245 dollar charge on my account to my parents! Especially since the doll is based off an anime character.

I know I'm probably gonna snap one day and just buy the boy, since I'm so damned detirmined for him to be my first.

And while I'm at it, screw you for making Masterful Kasi Dan! I've been so indifferent towards your model dolls, but now I'm totally in love! I don't even have a character for that doll!

No love,
me

Dear Soom,

Cream white Sabik and Beryl were the first dolls ever I ever fell completely head over heels for and the first dolls I saw as perfect works of art with so much soul to them. And I know the chances of me ever owning one is slim to none, because I can not beleive that anyone would ever give up such beautiful dolls. I hate you for that just on principle.

No love,
me

Dear Souldoll,

I HATE YOU! I love Soulkids Charlotte and Miryu so much! They have so much potential to me and I adore the personalities I see in them. Sleeping Ponette is the sweetest little thing ever!

As for your Soul Double Tae, Chiru and Kanguk, I want to scoop up all of them and make them into a fictional kpop boyband that will sing to me when I'm feeling particularly down. Seriously, could you make me any bigger of a crazy doll lady?! And your limited Fantasy Hunter of devil monster? I pretend that the majority of your Limiteds don't exist just so I don't end up in the fetal position on the floor, but that model just floored me and I was so in love with him.

And now.... a centuar. Seriously. A freaking 70 cm centaur. And it's not even a limited. I will never be able to explain this to anyone without looking completely insane.

So screw you, Souldoll. Screw you for making me love you so much and turning me into a crazy ass doll lady.

Love-but-hate-but-so-much-love-but-haaaaaate,
me

 

Dear B&G,
Why do you have to move so much and be so complicated!
And make so many wonderful, adorable dolls!!!
I makes me sad that I don't have a job, and no one will hire a 15 year old! So now I can't afford your wonderful things....

~Io

 

Dear Luts,

I hate you. I HATE YOU! Why such low prices? I am DOOMED! I got at least 5 heads in need of bodies who will get them now for sure.

With hate
~Rynn

(LOL this is fun!)

 

Dear LUTS,

Words alone are not enough to express my overwhelming fury at you for constantly releasing such cute girls with dark, soulful eyes at a time when I should be saving for my dream doll. And with a fridgen price adjusment, AND a discount on top of that. Do you enjoy watching us struggle with our dolly lust every time you do these kind of releases and event on HOLIDAYS? Tis the season when most people are broke???? Do you enjoy your sadistic pleasure watching us squirm, daydream, and crudely calculate conspiracies to scrape up every pennies worth out of depths of the living room sofa???? Agh.... LUTs, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????? Why must you reduce me so wretchedly to the point where I only was able to buy a camera on Black Friday?? And it was a reduced price camera on display too!!!

- love / hate

A Fan

 

Dear Dollshe,

Why do you have to go like on a huge break when I just started getting interested into ball-jointed dolls, and have now lusted over a Hound?! And furthermore, now you are making me wait for you to come back so I can get one. Gaaaaahhhh~ Now I am not so certain whether I would be having enough money to get a Hound when you will return.

Impatient and Edgy,
Silver Identity.

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Dear Dollheart,

I swear to God, your outfits always tempts me. I always look at your clothes and always go, "... Is my wallet capable enough?" Even your girl outfits really tempted me to get a female doll just for the outfits themselves.

Do you like torturing me so?! Even worse is that I have fallen in love with your out of stock ones now too~ OMG! Dollheart, I despise you for making me always coming to see in your website and then go, "OMG~ I want this so badly! T^T."

It's not funny, period. My wallet isn't laughing anyways.

Sincerely,
Becoming Broke Silver Identity.

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Dear Dream of Doll,

I'm extremely biased toward you, because of all doll companies, you are the only one in which website I always go to and admire all the dolls you make. After one month of completely lusting over Sha and finally got him, exactly one month.. ONE MONTH, and then you decided to lower down your price. Do you know how it pains me now to se that a DoI that I wantd would be cheaper than my Sha?! DO YOU?!

And now, you make me completely lust over your DoI, and also.. you released Kalix. Oh no. I had fallen in love with him, but I couldn't admire his fangs and his elven ears.. Now I'm eagerly waiting for a Homme Kalix~

Oh, Dream of Doll, as much as I hate you, I actually still adore you because you gave me my wonderful boy.

Much love (and perhaps hate),
Silver Identity

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Dear Luts,

I despise you. Right at this moment. You know why?! Because.. you just had to lower your price down to such a tempting extent.. I always had my eyes on El and Flood, and now with your prices going so low, you have to break me.

Do you like torturing souls?!

Not amused,
Silver Identity

 

Dear Custom House.

I have written to you once before about your evil ways but it's just getting worse. First you lured me into getting an Ange Ai Uri with the 30% discount you had earlier, then you forsed me to want two more of your dolls because she was so awsome and now . . . . now you force me in the most evil way to buy both those dolls now with you 50% discount in December.

I was planning to get a SoulKid Apple and give myself time to bond with her and then order a MNF girl and not the the two kids from your site until summer or something. But oh no you had to go and completely ruin all my carefully laid plans. Pure evil I tell you, pure evil.

You are sure to get coal in your stocking this year!

With even more hatred
Dustbunnie

 

Dear Elfdoll,

Did you have to stop producing Soah? Better yet, did you have to keep her page available for viewing? Now I'm lusting after an absolutely gorgeous, beautiful, discontinued doll. Thanks a LOT!

No love,
Andie.

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Dear Dream of Doll,

STOP MAKING PRETTY GIRLS. Please! I only wanted Shall in the beginning, but now I also want E-an... both regular AND Tender versions!

Stop it. Please.

Lusting after your entire collection,
Andie.

PS: Layaway would be nice, you know that?

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Dear Luts,

What is this? Torture? Soony for a record-low price?! Are you trying to break my resolve to have Shall or Emma be my first BJD? Huh? Are you? At this rate, I might just GET HER!

No love,
Andie.

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Hahah, this was fun! xD