Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

Dear Doll-zone!

I *beeeep* hate you for making such a breathtaking doll as Hong! Have you no heart at all!? Did you know I have a Soom Rex on his way hear as we speak? Yeah I bet you did! And you just had to make a doll like Hong, yeah that's right, you just had to! When I absolutely can't afford another doll! Why do you have to be so darn evil?
Don't you dare make him out of stock until I can get one!

Darkest fury
SonnyMaxwell

 

Dear Dream of Doll:

AUGH WHAT THE CRAP? C'mon, man! DOI TAN ELF SHA? YOU"VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

i hate you SO MUCH.

>=[

~Torren

ps: You take visa, yes? ^^;;

 

Dearest Fairyland,

Look, I know you're buried under LittleFee orders. I understand, really.

But I'll be getting half a dozen boxes from Amazon between now and Christmas. If your box isn't amongst them I'm going to cry. Have you ever seen an ostrich cry? No? That's because most people don't survive the experience.

Still waiting by the mailbox,
Ostrich

 

Dear Soom,

WHY DID BERYL HAVE TO BE LIMITED. T__T Or why couldn't you have released her later, just a little later!? Or even earlier. Any time when I could have afforded her... whyyyy. I hate you. I hate you so much. ()

~Dai Linn

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Dear Fairyland,

Why do you have to keep releasing such awesome dolls? T3T I can't afford them all! You make them too fast! ;;

~Dai Linn

 

Dear Volks,

I want more Yos. Sold openly.

Love always,
Missie

 

Dear DOD,

Why do you have to be so cruel to us or to me? Why? I just ordered my twins like a month ago and they haven't reach me yet and now u are releasing new dolls with event head that I wanted! That is so unforgivable!!!! You know how attractive your freaking elf sha? ISH KILLING ME!!!! Now I don't know whether shall I cry at the corner or drool on the comp desk to see owners who own him. Ya all are so ebil!!! Ebilly good to create such gorgeous things for us to spend and tighten our pants to save for this lovelies...

Love
me
PS: pls I wan my 2 babies here!!!! TAT

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Dear Luts,

You are evil!!! Admit ya guilt for lowering the price so low till I drop my jaws down the floor. How could you do that to me? How could you? For long lusting over your Lishe and Cherry that I have no idea whether will I be able to get em, as like now you crush my dream and tempting me to go towards you. You are evil!!! You shall be punish with more loved!!! Now you are like mental torturing me!!!

YES U are guilty!!!

hate and love,
me

 

Dear Dollstown,
Thank you for NOT making your 7age and 5age kids in the new tan colors... you've saved me a whole lot of money (no doubt considering the big tan dolls start at 700 USD)!

Raven

 

Dear Fairyland,
BABY SHIWOO??? BABY ELF SHIWOO?? WHY????

~Rynn

 

Dear Volks,

why...why are all Volks Dolls I like NOT basic molds?
I always thought "Bleh, Volks is ugly", and then I saw Reisner, F-38 and Maria...and the cute little YoSDs...I hate you Volks D: <

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Dear Dollmore,

stop making so wonderful clothes. I can't decide which one I want to buy Dx
They are nearly all great ;_; And your Model Dolls are great too ; A;

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Dear Soom,

stop.making.monthly.dolls. Really, it's incredible how pretty they are, and I want a goddamn Sard so badly D: < I kill you, if the next Doll is like "WTF OMG DO WANT SO MUCH!"

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Dear Fairyland,

I always thought "45cm is the smallest you'll ever get". Then I saw a Puki...I hate you D:<
Why are they so cute and posable? That's not fair!

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Dear Pipos,

low your prices. I want a Bao so badly, and a Curo, and a Mango and so on....but they are so small and way too expensive for the size ;___;

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Dear Latidoll,

why...why is the Grown-Up Coco in stock again when I don't have any money?
I waited, month. Nothing happened....and now I ordered the DZ Yue and you restock again?!
That's unfair D:<

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Dear Dollshe,

come back. I want a goddamn Hound, or a Doll whoch looks a lot like one...come baaaack, pleaaaaase ;_;

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Dear Dollheart,

stop selling so wonderful and way too expensive outfits ;;

LOL, I think that's enough XD

 

Dear Volks!
You utterly disgust me! D: I'm not really fond of your dolls, but SDC Renee just stole my heart away! D:
She should be a not-limited, and be offered with the FCS! I want her so bad! D:


FAIRYLAND!!!
CURSE YOU EVEN MOAR!!! D:
Making all these cute Puki and Little Fee, my wallet begs for forgiveness! D: I want not just one Puki, but two! AND your Little Fee Flora! Oh, tis a sad, sad day indeed that it will take me upwards to a YEAR to save enough money to get my coveted dollies D:

I still love you :3

 

Dear Rosette Doll (aka SOOM),

Why did you have to take all my money away? ; ;

...I'm trying really hard to be mad at you, but I can't. Especially when you're so polite and answer all of my emails promptly.

&#9829; Milky

 

Dear Dream of Doll,

Why did you have to make my Lenore so adorable? Now my sister wants one and I'm gonna be left broke.


Dear DIM,

Why do you have to make Minimees? They are totally unplanned for therefore I have to dig really deep into my pockets but I still can't stop myself.


Dear Clothes Maker,

Why must your prices be in USD? I don't even buy myself clothes that expensive!!!

-end rant-

henjin

 

Dear SOOM.

I have been soomed. If indeed this next monthly is a Centaur, my soul and right kidney belong to you. If it is not, I will be falling out of my chair in slow motion to Imogen Heap's 'Hide and Seek.'

Good day.

Pink

 

Dear Fairyland,

Why must you make such cute minifees!!! I have the elf shiwoo and he needs a brother and a lover ;_; My money is in the deathgrip of your Chiwoo's tiny hands and at the moment all of your lovely ladies.

Please make more ugly and less posable dolls so my checkbook can find sweet releif.

Sincearly yours,
Meg

Ps: if this is not possible, can you possibly speak with Volks??!! One of their limiteds thretens to uterly destroy my savings.

 

Dear Dollmore

Why after I save up enough to buy a full Kara, because you wouldn't offer the head separately, do you then, once Ive received it, offer the heads for sale? And why didnt you tell me you would offer free shipping for a $300 order with a free gift when only the month prior I bought my full doll for over $500 with no free gift and paid full shipping? So unfair! *sobs cuddling her Kara*

Dear Soom

You need to start selling your monthly zodiacs for a price I can afford and more of them! I stare at them longingly teased by their tall beauty, and by the time I get close to saving for them they are sold out. why? WHY? Oh and restock those jointed hands pleeeze.

 

Dear Fairyland,
Oh, you are so sneaky, releasing your holiday event information later than most of the other major companies. Don't think I didn't notice all those new dolls though! Luka and Flora and a BABY Shiwoo . . . are you trying to kill me by starvation due to spending all my monies on your dolls?

But thank you for NOT adjusting your prices like Luts and Dollmore did. 'Cause if you did that the temptation might be too great!

Some love,
Dolly

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Dear Luts,
Whyyyy must your dolls be so CHEAP? I've loved Dark Elf Soo for years and the fact that she costs less than $50 more than a mini is NOT helping.

Soon to be yours,
Dolly

 

Dear every SINGLE one of you doll companies,

I hate you all so much. Why do you do all these spectacular christmas events and only HOLD it for Dec.1 - Dec 31st...or have it end on Dec 31st. SPREAD OUT THE LOVE. START IT EARLY OR END IT LATE. I am not pleased with this. It kills us in the inside that we can't make these events and have to pay more later for it. It sucks and you suck even more. Stop tempting us also with new releases right at the same time. Please just go away and leave us alone at this time of year. D8

 

Dear Dream of Doll

Why did you make that horrible Sha?!?!

I can't afford him and a puki puki!!!


-nyaaain

Dear Fairyland,

I DECIDE TO GET SHA AND YOU RELEASE MADELEINE!!!!
I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY.(kinda)

I HATE YOU.
nyaaain