Dear Feeple- Darn You, Companies, for Making Good Things!

I wonder if any doll companies will actually read these?lol

 

Ohoho, Fairyland, you are quite clever aren't you?

I asked you about a possible Christmas event and you said you had NO plans whatsoever to hold one. You lied to me! Why? Why spring this event on me so suddenly? And a tiny Shiwoo?! Are you kidding me? That is just unforgivable evil and you know that it is. That is too much cuteness and too much awesome. I wasn't ready for a Littlefee but I have to have him. And not just his basic version... I want the full package.

And I won't even mention Luka and Rheia. Their release has got me rethinking all my doll plans and that's not fair. Do you know that I'm losing weight saving up for these dolls? I don't hardly eat anything anymore!

Thanks a lot, Fairyland.
I'll be ordering again soon.


-**-

LUTS!

WHY!
Why is Howl so perfect for a character I can't find a suitable lover for?
Why is Ido so perfect for a character I thought I already found a sculpt for?
Why is Regen so damn sexy and made of want?
Why did you make me think I would be waiting for a month for my group order and then ship it out secretly?

Did you think I wouldn't notice?

Why do you have to be so damn awesome?
Why do you have to make it so easy for me to want to spend money with you?

You're going to bleed me dry, Luts.

P.S. - Please bring Woosoo back. I have no idea when he was sold, but he needs to make a comeback. I could never justify the secondhand market price for this boy's head, though I have been tempted.

-**-

Dollshe,

Bernard. Nao.
That is all.

Love Always,
Shizume

 

Dear... Fairyland,

I dislike you. You made me apply for 4 jobs yesterday.

- sincerely wants to barf

 

Dear Fairyland,

First, I owe you thank you for finally getting me serious about BJDs. You had the exact size, face, and body I've been looking for for a long time. Second, thank you for now putting out 3 new heads that I desperately want. I haven't even saved enough for my first doll, and you are already plotting to take away any future earnings I will have for the next year or so.

 

Dear Fairyland,

Why? Why do you have to pick the one puki that made me give into buying pukis into a Little Fee? Why? Ugh. I'm never going to keep my purchase list if you keep doing this to me. Of course you started with Piki and now Flora. Thanks. Now I'll be walking away with two Little Fees in the next year. Great. Oh and the new pukis? WHY!?!?!?! Of course the full sets have wa-lolita bunny outfits. Of course. The one weakness I have with the tinies. So while I love the dollies and how beautiful they are, stop making my bank account and CC so sad!

~ Mari

Dear Volks,

I want to let you know you have done it once more to me. Bad enough I couldn't get a Kurumi SD, but that newest Sei that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE Kurumi and is now over $5k on yahoo japan? Man why!? I have a weakness for her face and now a Sei version? I thought I could get away with not owning any of the Seis but now I want one. Oh and you need to release more School B heads so I can get my hands on one MUCH easier than I can at the moment! I want my School B SD13 girl, but I need that head first!

~ Mari

 

Dear CP: You own my soul. I get it. Quit rubbing my face in it already.
I hear you're going to release 60cm bodies sometime in the future... as if the active line MNFS weren't enough, and you know I still have to get another one of those too. If you make upper torso joints on the boys, and make them tall, I'm holding you responsible for the consequences.

You heard me complaining about how the Pukis were just too small, and how I would never consider a tiny smaller then a YO didn't you? I know you did, admit it, because now there's these things called LittleFees. Don't you dare make one that would make a perfect Jack, that would just be wrong, and evil, especially since it would be very tempting to then get a Horatio, Cheskers, and a Nenetl too..

Your headsculpts are already holding me hostage, are you satisfied that I may never hold money in my bank account longer then a month or two again, unless of course I'm saving up for something else you've made?

- Angel~

 

Dear Fairyland,
Okay, after knowing my Littlefee pipi was coming in you had to throw out another Littlefee. A cute little Shiwoo! I already had a MSD lined up for that character and now, this! Oh why did you have to do this to me? Now I have to choose if the AI or your Littlefee is going to be the perfect character. Now I have no idea what to do with the other. Oh and don't get me started on your cute little pukis! I wasn't even interested in a puki until I seen one in person. Now, I want one to accompany the rest of my tiny horde.

Dear DIM,
Why in the world did you invent the Minimee project? After my very first BJD which was one of your minimees I just had to get another, and another, and another. Now I'm in four GOs and I have to balance my finances into what I want and need within the next three months! It's more expensive than my Final Fantasy VII obession and I still need a Aeris resin statue and orginal Cloud action figture to finish my collection! Also did you place something in to the resin to make me buy more?

Dear Volks,
Why are your SD-Yo's so hard to come by? Can you just make one speical SD-Yo tenshi at your LA store? I bet a lot of people would stop by and order one! Also, why do your SD-16 boys have to be soo lovely? Can't you people make a basic SD-16 or 17? And why do you have to hot glue their eyes into their heads? I rather be charged a couple $3-$5 more for putty then that darn hot glue!

Dear Soom,
ACK! Monthly after monthly. Can you please stop!? There's so many that I've missed or so badly wanted but couldn't afford. My eyes and wallet need a breather! And you guys need to make gray resin bodies (or any company for that matter) to finish off any split from your monthlies!

~One broke person

Hey that was fun!

 

Dearest Dream of Doll,

Why are your dolls so beautiful? Why are they soo cute and lovable? WHY???!?! What have you dont to me T___T

 

Dear Soom,

WHY WHY WHY!!!!!! WHY SUCH UNIQUE LIMITED ZODIAC DOLLS!!! I mean seriously I was like banging my head on the floor going "why...Why....WHY...WHY!!!!!!!!!!!" I WAS GOING PSYCHO!!!!

But now i'm Sane about it ................BUT still................WHY!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!

 

Dear Fairyland,
Thank you for making the Juri event head on a Minifee. I was not planning on getting a doll for a while, and now I am properly motivated to order my Ryeon before January 18th, so I can have the Juri head as well. She is sooo gorgeous, I can't wait to have my dark elf girl finished.
It would never be happening if there were not a time limit on the event head, so while I will have to push back saving for Hawaii, I will have my first doll!
Thank you, Fairyland for having such brilliantly beautiful mature mini's. I could order dolls from ONLY Fairyland and be eternally happy. Now, you just need to make Soony into a Minifee as well, and my heart will be yours forever.
B

 

Dear Unidoll:

Your boys are gorgeous, there's no denying that. But why did you have to release your newest one showing a weapon that doesn't come with him? Do you know what you're doing to me here? I don't know if I can keep seeing you any more. T_T

Pouty-eyed and lipquiveringly yours, me.



P.S. *grabby hands*

 

Dear Fairyland;

I was perfectly content with my two dollies until I browsed your website.... NOW I WANT A MINIFEE.... SO BADLY.

Why are your sculpts so adorable?

Now I'm going to have to get a second job to so I can set money aside for one of your boys...

*grabby hands ;A; *

 

Dear Fairyland,

I am upset that you have released a Puki that I was meant to have...Why is Madeleine everything I would ever want in a tiny doll? O_O;;

Dammit, I was trying to keep the doll horde smaller, but nooo...

 

Dear all companies:
I bet you all get together and discuss when to release info/pictures of your limited dolls, don't you? They all seem to come out around the same time and right now there are so many I'm wanting/looking forward to!!! I can't have them all... yet.. YOU MAKE ME WANT THEM ALL! *cry*. I'm too poor for this.

 

Dear companies !
Must your all dolls be that expensive and killing the small budgete we have ? So we cant have all the dolls we want ,we have to choose one and it's so hard !
I hate you!

 

Dear Soom,

I loathe you. SO MUCH. Why is it you must release my Zodiac sign which is totally awesome and etheral and perfect and I want it sooo bad, only days after I came to the decision to finally order my Luts boy. Curse you!! This Saggitarius angel man is now beyond my grasp because you released him too late!

Hating you very much (and still sticking to my Luts boy)
Pygmalion~

 

Dear Soom:

AUGH! C'mon! I have other things to think about. College costs. Graduation. Grad school. GRAD SCHOOL IS EXPENSIVE Y'KNOW! And you spring HELIOT on me? COME ON!

So much hatred.
I'm trying to figure out ways to get him.

And your layaway options are killing me. If you didnt have that, the decision would be easy, but you have to make things so convenient, don't you?

Hating the fact that everything costs money.

If i win the lotto in the next two weeks, this boy will be mine. If not, i will agonize mercilessly and be very upset.

Wish me luck. ;___;

~Torren

 

Dear Luts,
I told myself I wouldn't get any of your dolls. I've stuck with US dealers and the dolls imported. I didn't want to wait 3+ months for a doll to come in. Then I preorder a Souldoll Gisele--and in two months--it arrives. THE WAIT WASN'T SO BAD. And OH, there you go, making a beautiful blond TALL boy, SO PERFECTLY FITTING FOR MY OC.
I promised myself two dolls. My parents even said two dolls, that was all.
Now for my end of the year epic good grades present, I don't want money. I WANT THE SUPER SENIOR DELF REGEN. Thanks, Luts.

Love,
Lu

 

LOLz i have to join this

Dear B&G
WHY must you make your dolls so cute and pretty? dont you know it tough for a 14 year old to by dolls over $50?! not cool man, not cool.

 

I am going to say a prayer for you all...


...and then cry myself to sleep