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Funny Conversations with Friends/Family

Jul 24, 2011

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    1. Brought my doll, Benjamin, to school on Friday...

      Friends: WE WANT TO SEE BENNY!!!!!!:evil:
      Me: *just sat down at the table**_* all right all right! *pulls out doll*
      Friends: *coos and squeals and fangirls*
      Friend 1: I just want to rape him!!!~
      Friend 2: Oh my god is it possible to undress him!?
      Friend 1: Does he have a "ohonhonhonhon?"
      Me: Yes it's possible and yes he has a dick (Sorry for such a blunt word, I have a blunt mind)....
      Friends: AHHHHHHHH!~ CAN WE SEEEEE!?
      Friend 3: What the ___ You're going to strip a doll in the cafeteria!? (not really interested in the doll..yet)

      half way through lunch

      Friend 3: AHHHHH~ He's so perfect and cute and his skin looks so perfect and he's so small and adorable *spaz*
      Everyone else: ...

      Yup Benjamin enjoyed all the attention from the aunties.
       
      #81 Gr8pes, Jan 23, 2012
    2. I love this thread....got something to contriube! ^_^

      So I was at my friends today and she opened her new doll...it's a model sided. We took pictures, etc, and then went to grab lunch...course on the way over there we started talking about him.

      Me: You know...for him being such a big doll I figured his bits would be bigger. He's rather small.

      Her: OMG! I was just thinking the same thing myself but I didn't want to say anything!

      hehe...I just found this rather amusing....
       
      #82 Sirius53Black, Jan 24, 2012
    3. Wonderful thread!

      Just got one this weekend:

      Me: *on my moms bed trying to talk con my mom into helping pay for a doll so I won't have to wait* Hey, lift up your arm...
      Mom: no
      Me: *lifts arm and sets the measuring tape in between her arm and body* just imagine, soon this will be my 62cm dollfie...
      Mom: *rolls eyes and pushes me away*
      Me: *measures again* and this will be his 7.5cm foot standing on your leg...
      Mom: That's a big foot.
      Me: well he is 1/3 actual size so when you think about it, in real life he would have an 8 inch foot... so really it isn't that big.
      Mom: You know what they say about the size of a mans foot don't you...

      *facepalm*
       
      #83 Shikima, Jan 24, 2012
    4. I had just finished making my doll Donny (who’s just a head) a wig and had him sitting in a bowl on the table.


      Dad: *grumbling about being called for jury duty*


      Me: You can take one of my BJDs if you’d like, so they don’t pick you.


      Dad: BJ?…Oh no.


      Me: are you sure? You can take Donny if you’d like. *picks Donny’s head up out of the bowl*


      Dad: haha um no.

      Me: oh come on how creepy would that be you sitting there all *holds head intently and makes weird face* there’s no way they’d pick you.


      Mom: I think they’d know you’re bluffing.


      Me: really? How many people just have a doll head laying around.



      Needless to say he won't be taking Donny to jury duty.
       
      #84 TorTor, Jan 26, 2012
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    5. haha TorTor, that's priceless! Ahh that gave me the laugh I needed today, thank you for sharing!
       
      #85 karrigankat, Jan 26, 2012
    6. OMG! that is awesome TorTor! (For the record I think I would bring a doll lol....)
       
      #86 Kalani, Jan 26, 2012
    7. I had two of my boys downstairs with me the other day and the following conversation happened:

      Me: So do you remember their names yet Dad?
      Dad: Uhhh...Nahhvee!
      Me: Nav-EE is the one with white hair...This is Sid with the red in his hair, and Rylee has two e's in his name like th green in his hair.
      Dad: Righht right, Sid and Rylee.
      Me: Man how are you gonna remember my new boys name?
      Dad: You bought another one? o.o


      My dad is a good sport when it comes to my dolls, haha.
       
      #87 autreuno, Jan 26, 2012
    8. i got 2 actually :sweat

      Me : *just did BO of first BJD and starting to put his clothes on (struggling with clothes so topless) *
      Big Bro : *step inside his room* what the ........
      Me : ah i hope you don't mind i used your room for BO *smile smile smile*
      Big Bro : no , what i mind is that THING ! *point to kou*
      Me : whats wrong with him?
      Big Bro : he is bald ... whats nothing wrong with him??
      Me : *puts wig* happy? *sigh
      Big Bro : NO ! tell me your not gonna put him on my table at night
      Me : i was planning to leave him there ... why .... ?
      Big Bro : i don't want him to crawl to my bed when i'm sleeping !

      = a week ago =
      Me : *clean kou's body*
      Mom : *step inside the room* ...................
      Me : *realized* oh? whats wrong?
      Mom : what the heck is that .... ? *point to kou*
      Me : BJD *smile*
      Mom : the one you show me picture? (it was yeon-ho back then :sweat)
      Me : same thing , different doll
      Mom : *lay on bed* when did you buy her?
      Me : him .. at dec
      Mom : you never told me your buying a doll
      Me : i don't think your gonna agree
      Mom : well ... i'm not but seeing the real thing is different , she's actually kinda cute
      Me : its him , and yea .. he is cute ~
      Mom : did you name her?
      Me : its him ... and yes his name is Kurone Kou
      Mom : weird name for a girl , shes like your baby *smile*
      Me : its a he , and he is your grandson
      Mom : you mean granddaugther ?
      Me : MOM ! ITS A GUY !! *turn around naked kou*
      Mom : ...... still not convince ~

      oh boy :doh
       
      #88 Nami13, Mar 7, 2012
    9. LOL your mom... that is too funny!!! My brother is the same way about my boy. He calls him a girl all the time.
       
      #89 ChronicallySpaced, Mar 7, 2012
    10. Haha, your mom is very funny Nami13. My mom teases my doll of being a girl too.. not as bad as yours though:lol:
       
      #90 Gr8pes, Mar 7, 2012
    11. (While visiting home, I mentioned that I would be buying my first BJD and proceeded with pics)

      Mom: Oh wow, those are like the ones your friend collects right?
      Me: Yup!
      Mom: Oooo shes pretty!
      Me: (erhem whispers) It's a boy...
      Mom: Oooo he's handsome! :)
      Dad: Oh boy... what are you planning on building it?
      Me: Furniture and maybe some Renaissance armor. :)
      Dad: Ohhhh boy... ::sigh:: (grabs coffee and goes out side)
      Me: n_n

      (Meanwhile my Brother has been inspecting my internet search for pictures silently)

      Brother: I swear if I see that thing in my house with out you, its getting the bat.
       
      #91 Lady Moo, Mar 7, 2012
    12. Wins my bust out laughing in public moment of the evening! :D
       
      #92 Lady Moo, Mar 7, 2012
    13. Heres one that happened to day:

      Friend1 is playing with the doll
      Friend2 ... glances at doll, it's back facing her... "Gr8pes your doll doesn't have underwear"
      The whole group starts laughing.
       
      #93 Gr8pes, Mar 15, 2012
    14. I've had some funny stuff from my family and boyfriend. :)

      Me: *showing Ces a picture of a naked doll like Seraphine on the MP* That's what she'll look like when she gets here.
      My dad: He has an extra ball joint now.

      *talking to my mum about where to keep my dolls*
      Mum: Those dolls have seen things no doll should see their owner do (they currently live on my bedroom shelf)

      *My boyfriend Kurt is knitting Ces a scarf*
      Kurt: I didn't know if he'd think tassles are gay... does he want tassles?
      Me: Uh, I don't know.
      Kurt: *with a completely serious face* Will you ask him please?

      *Explaining to my dad that I've bought another doll, a girl this time*
      My dad: How much was she and where's she from?
      Me: Just under £200, from DollZone where I got Ces.
      My dad: So not only have you got him a cheap woman but she's his sister too? Poor guy ...

      *My dad walks into my room to talk to me about something*
      Dad: Wait... is Ces in his boxers?
      Me: Yeah, he's just woken up
      Dad: Is that a bulge?!
      My mum, Who's just walked in: Of course it is, he's a boy, they're anatomically correct!
      Dad: *Shakes his head*

      *telling Kurt about my doll for the first time*
      Me: I'm just looking at pictures of BJD's
      Kurt: What?! I don't wanna know..
      Me: Oh... :(
      Kurt: Wait, what did you say?
      Me: BJDs... ball joint dolls.
      Kurt: OH! Didn't see the extra letter there!
       
      #94 Rockin' Resin Addict, Mar 17, 2012
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    15. Rockin' Resin Addict... your Dad is by far the funniest I think hehe~:lol:
       
      #95 Gr8pes, Mar 18, 2012
    16. This thread is wonderful XD
      Too bad though I don't talk about my dolls to people, so I don't have this kind of conversations...
       
      #96 Utane, Mar 18, 2012
    17. Me: *surfing the web* A Hannah Montana doll? Who would pay $150 for THAT?
      Boyfriend: You're one to talk :|...
      Me: But... it's Hannah Montana...
       
      #97 AmberLeigh, Mar 18, 2012
    18. Heh, I actually had my first 'conversation' about my doll today. First goofy one, anyways. xD
      I went to a doll meet so I was taking off her clothes for some comparisons and potential restringing and sueding, but while I was doing that...

      Me: Ack, I feel so perverted taking her clothes off like this!
      Boyfriend: So get her some underwear. Then her parts won't be all out like that.
      Me: But then I'd feel even more dirty when I'm taking them off of her!
      Boyfriend: She's a doll.
      Doll Meetee: Maybe, but she's got a point. I feel like really perverted when I take my girl's clothes and underwear off.
       
      #98 hiyami, Mar 18, 2012
    19. I don't even have a doll yet, and I had this conversation with my best friend:
      Me: and this is one I really like, her name is Sweet.
      Her: OMFG that's creepy!
      Me: Why? She's got a toddler body to go with that face, she's not like a weird adult or anything
      Her: If I knew she was in my house I would have to track her down and smash her with a hammer before I could sleep.

      ​
       
      #99 sailorchiron, Mar 18, 2012
    20. There are a lot of very funny dads here. This thread did a lot to make me feel better.
       
      #100 Chay Aderyn, Mar 18, 2012
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