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Funny Conversations with Friends/Family

Jul 24, 2011

    1. My mom has taken up to referring to my dolls as "the girls". I've mostly gotten used to that but sometimes I forget. The other day we were discussing these two (human!) girls I wanted to meet with and say hi at a con I was attending, who I didn't know in person but knew are BJD collectors/customizers. One of them is married to a person my mom is more familiar with so I'll sometimes refer to her as [Person]'s wife. Then this happened.

      Me: So I'm thinking tomorrow after we get the autographs I could see if I can find their stand to say hi.
      Mom: Oh also, I bought the girls a few gifts today.
      Me: ... You bought [Person]'s wife and her friend a gift?
      Mom: What? No! Your girls! I bought your girls a few gifts. I hope they'll like them.

      I don't know about you guys but I think that was adorable.
       
    2. Oh gosh, not sure I'm allowed to tell this, but well, I had a very funny online conversation with a friend of mine when I was doing the body blushing on my doll.
      My friend: so what are you doing today?
      Me: oh just painting the body of my doll.
      My friend: is it going well?
      Me: yeah, it's cool to do, excelt when I have to, argh, blow on her nipples because of the dry pastels XD
      Of course she laughed like a crazy person, but the worst was when I had to tell her I also had to, well, basically blow away the little dust from the pastels from her lady bits and her behind XD
       
    3. Me: Okay, so, I ordered fifty feet of bubble wrap. It's coming to the house.
      Mom: Why did you order fifty feet of bubble wrap?
      Me: Because I never want to buy bubble wrap again.
      Mom: But why do you need that much bubble wrap?
      Me: Reasons.
      Mom: ??
      Me: Doll reasons.

      (I've been selling some of my old doll stuff and have become increasingly annoyed by constantly running out of bubble wrap during my mailings.)
       
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    4. Me: (talking to one of my fellow BJD owners in class) "Yeah, I am so excited! My eyes came in yesterday!"
      BJD friend: "Oh, that's great!"
      Non BJD friend who over-hears conversation: (looks really freaked out) "Eyes...? What are you talking about?!"
      Me: (smiles) "Dolls."
       
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    5. Not a specific conversation but my family have taken to suggesting that everything I own or buy will be used for dolls. Paper clips? Dolls. Dental floss? DOLLS. Pipe cleaners? Who the hell cleans pipes with those? They're usually right, but I like to pretend there's a little mystery in my life.

      My friend thought "I don't wanna sand his nipples off" was funny, that was during a phone conversation where I was describing some future restorative work on a guy who's so yellow I call him Banana Boy.
       
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    6. You know it's awkward when you have your doll bent over, buns up and suddenly every one in the house just suddenly walks into your room.

      Fam: ....

      Me: ....HE'S GOT A STAIN ON HIS BUTT. I'M CLEANING IT!

      Fam: -walks back out-

      @_@" *cleans doll butt furiously*
       
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