Personally, faces where the doll has their tongue sticking out / they're licking their upper lip or teeth aren't for me. For example, IOS Infernale is a gorgeous sculpt, but inexplicably it just makes me a little nervous to look at.
I know I commented a while back with a few annoyances but it seems I forgot about the horror that is ‘spoon hands’. Usually they’re also too thin when viewed side on, shapeless, out of proportion and sit too deep into the arm so they look like an empty glove or make you think about that part in Deadpool when his hand is growing back.
Pin-headed big boys. Seems lately the companies making big guys in the 75cm+ range aren't scaling up the size of the head to sit on these huge beefy bodies. They try to mask it with clothes, and clever photo angles... but when you see the full doll in photos - it's comical how pin headed they look. Turns me off to the whole doll!
Bodies with the joint across the hips!! I hate that hip joint with a burning passion because it seems to never be useful for anything except popping out awkwardly and catching clothing in it. I also like some pretty hip bones, and that joint just breaks up the beauty. I have several hybrids just because the default body has that joint. Sometimes, it's tolerable if the doll is shelling a modest character who would never show their hips, and it's engineered in a way that it never pops out and barely even moves. But that seems to rarely be the case. I love my Migidoll St Vicente, but I want to throw that Guy II body straight out the window most of the time! That joint will not stop trying to eat his pants! I have been unsuccessful in finding a different 65cm matching body so far, but the hunt will continue. They're a turn off to me even in the carefully posed photos! But I've also never cared for any of the muscular boys, even in real life, the hunky men have never been attractive to me, so maybe I'm biased? Or maybe I'm just spiteful because I adore my 60-65cm skinny boys so much and it's getting harder and harder to get good clothes for them since these "pin-headed beefy boys" hit the scene.
It's wonderful how hobbyists are so diverse and have different requirements! I'm all in for that hip/waist joint in a 3-part torso because of posing and how much it contributes to body language and expressiveness. When I pose my dolls, their ability to their slouch, lounge, arch their backs, hunch forward, stand contrapposto, shift weight on their feet is really important to me. I've never met a waist joint that I couldn't work with - some of my dolls don't have good waist joints, but I'm always glad they have them at all. Whereas a 2-part torso has turned into that one turn-off for me, especially if it's the cut it at the underbust/right under the pecs. It's definitely designed to show off a pretty midriff, but the posing is so very limited. Humans don't bend at the underbust anyway -- when that joint is engaged, the doll's posture always looks wacky to my eye. I have two dolls with only 2-part torso cut at the underbust, and I'm constantly wishing that they had 3-part torsos, or that their underbust joints were cut lower, say, at the midriff. Unlike other limbs, you can't add posability to a torso without doing major modding. So nowadays, I go out of my way to hybrid heads to 3-part torso bodies. I've sadly dismissed some bodies that would've been perfect -- but the 2-part torso cut at the underbust is the dealbreaker that outweighs all the upsides.
This is so funny to me because that's exactly the style I love most! It may not have as much poseability, but a pretty body matters to me more than posing. One of my girls has no torso joints at all, she's a single piece from top to bottom (Dreaming Doll 2014 Elva Girl Body A Type, just in case anybody wants one, or wants to avoid one!) and I love it. Yeah, it makes posing stiff sometimes, but the way it's sculpted and considering I use her as my "Barbie doll" character, I think it works in her case. It sounds like you and I just need to trade all the bodies we hate to each other! haha!
It might just work out! Especially since I, too, adore skinny 60-65cm boys -- and share your frustration over their declining clothing service. I actually quite like single-piece torsos without any jointing - I once had an old Ariadoll 14year girl with a very beautiful single-piece torso, and wasn't fussed about her lack of mobility. I suppose I'd rather have complete lack of jointing where the unbroken aesthetic is the point, or 3-part torso where the doll can do plenty of versatile poses.
Personally, I dislike dolls with expressions; I'm not sure why, but I prefer their faces to be neutral or have a smile. Also, I don't like ginormous dolls, my first ever bjd was 1/6, and I thought that was huge, but lol now I'm waiting for a 1/4 doll to come in
I can't get into the ultra-masculine and muscular male dolls. I need them to be a little soft/androgynous for me to like them.
Yeah, I myself have a hard time with dolls that have exaggerated facial expressions. While I do appreciate the craftsmanship of those dolls, I want my own to be versatile, darn it!
Top of my list. Pointy nipples. A little bit of something to stop the boobs looking full barbie, sure, fine, but if I have to make doll sized pasties to put on tiny nipples because otherwise they're going to show through all the clothes, I'm irritated. And yes, I could just sand them off but I am a weenie when it comes to modding and I shouldn't have too. It's especially annoying when the doll is otherwise small boobed, just because of the extra bulk needed to cover them up. Runner up - elbows that don't have any side to side movement. They're usually double jointed so they can touch their face and things like that but they can't cross their arms inward or do jazz hands because all the rotation is in the shoulder. Honourable mention - single jointed hips. Did not realise how much I needed double jointed hips until I got a doll with single jointed hips. Am I planning on replacing her hips and thighs with 3d printed ones so she can pose better? Absolutely.
Big hips and butt. It seems like every slim mini girl body has them now. Don't get me wrong, I find big hips on a pear shape very beautiful BUT they do not suit every doll character. For example you can look for ethereal skinny dolls to fit an unworldly type character and you cannot find slim hips and butts to save your life. Their upper body will be slim and willowy but the bottom is an exaggerated pear shape. It drives me crazy. For some girl dolls I would like slim boyish hips.
The modern trend of male pin heads on bodies sculpted like doritos, with overly exaggerated shoulders. Yikes! When did that become a thing?
@QuietYurei Ha I have similar gripes with the new fuller bodies having thick thighs but sticks for shins. Maskcat 62 is pretty much the only body I've seen of that type with sensible proportions IMO. Also DDD Marionettes!
Agreed with the pinhead giant dorito boys and giant hips on slim girls. I can deal with a bit of dorito torso in 70+ boys if the body poses well, but the head has to be closer to ID75 size than 7-8. 70+ boys also seem to be getting slimmer at the waist and legs – my ID75 looks very thick-thighed and thick-torsoed next to a Dollzone Thin Muscle 75 (it cracked me up at a recent meet when a friend said "where are his organs? In his pecs?") Likewise, I'm fine with curvy girl bodies having large hips (I've seen 2D Doll's 68 girl in person and she's beautiful), but a slim body with a giant backside is a bit jarring, especially if you're trying to sew pants! Large hips/buttocks also affect a doll's balance, which can lead to a permanent case of "chest and booty out" pose when standing, and it's not just the girls who have large buttocks and chests now... I love tall girls, but my pet peeve is what I call "greyhound legs": a lot of 65+ girls seem to have spindly stretched out legs to give them the extra height instead of the legs and torso being remodelled to be more proportionate. The calves end up longer than the thighs, and where the natural ankle would sit is also stretched out in a kind of uncanny way.
The pursed lip, open mouth look. It often looks like the doll has what I call the "duh" expression. Once I've seen it, I just can't unsee it. Even if the doll is lovely otherwise.
Omg, I saw this thread and came here to comment the same thing I might just be biased because the doe-eyed slack-jawed look feels like it’s in every other listing when I’m trying to look for 1/4 heads and it’s not my style at all…
Not to be pedantic but I'm curious what particular expression you mean, because pursed lips and open mouth are kind of mutually exclusive.
When the joints are really.. bulbous. Like the doll will stand with their legs straight but theres a huge ball on the back of their knee.
I'm probably not explaining it correctly, I apologize. I was trying to think of the right way to describe it but I was coming up blank. I'm thinking of where the mouth is open, but the lips are kind of exaggerated outward. Like an extreme pout with an open mouth.
