Things about this hobby that you find hilarious?

I checked the measurements on ACBJD too and I'm in genuine tears. His chest is 46.5cm wide. He could legitimately cradle my entire MSD girl against his big bosom with room to spare, like this Twitter cat meme.

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Edit: Realizing that I got the measurements wrong! His chest CIRCUMFERENCE is nearly 47cm! Still a big bouncing bosom nonetheless, l o l.

 

That boy genuinely needs a bra. Not an A cup either but a solid B at least.

 

....okay but ngl I kind of want that body because World Hard And Cold, Tiddie Aesthetically Pleasing.

 

Divine taste, please share if get

 

This thread gives me life

 

I love threads like this so much!!

I'd like to just say again, as it's been mentioned at least once or twice already here but...Nobility Doll's Full Operation Ryoma's "Press papilla good feel.." spring-loaded nipples have been sending me since they first came out. My boy's (yes, I happily own one!) pen-clicker nips bring me endless amusement. I will forever have that saying under my avatar because it makes me laugh all the time. xD

Also I find endless amusement in assessing BJD "owls". Which...is when you view a dolls lower torso from a certain angle it resembles said bird. (especially if you put some eyes in it..haha)

 

Oh my goodness I was scrolling through a dealer site a few months ago, I forget which one now, but they used an 'owl' as a placeholder photo for what I assume was eyes they were selling and I had to do a double take when I first saw it like, "what is that???" ... Then after staring at it for a few seconds I realized what it was and just cracked

EDIT: I remembered where I saw it

https://www.mydollection.com/product-page/dollection-bjd-diy-blank-acrylic-eyes-material

 

This might be my new favorite thread. What I find hilarious that have previously been mentioned: the alternate names for genitalia, the subject line “help me identify this body” and floating heads.

I don’t remember which company offered these (maybe around 2010?): tiny resin brain that fit in the doll’s head.

 

Soom idealians have a tiny brain instead of the neck s-hook

 

Utterly based of you, echoing others to say PLEASE do share if you wind up getting this body!!

 

Owning a doll that has a head with hyper pointed elf ears and a set of animal magnet ears on top. And every time the animal parts are put on and the wig is styled to hide the elf ears, I totally forget about the elf ears. Then I go to pose the head, and OUCH!!! I stab my thumb on the stupid elf ears, every, single, darn, time.

I'll never learn. And that's just a hilarious fact.

So now I threaten the doll whenever it happens, "If you keep biting me, Mister, I'll hack them off!!! I mean it!!!!"

 

People have talked about doll penis shenanigans, but I get a kick when even BJD collectors are surprised by my (female) Enchanted Doll’s…downstairs detailing. It’s more common for girl dolls to just have an indentation, but apparently Marina Bychkova feels strongly about anatomical accuracy.

“yes, the doll has a clit. No, it’s not a sexual thing any more than doll dicks are.”

 

I bought a doll carrier from Dollmore so I got my Kara Klum in it instead of a doll box. I pulled the futons off to see this tiny Hannibal Lecter constrained by the straps!

 

I have a bleu citron head it's true that it looks a bit weird and it would be as a every day story character but as a fantasy character like a vampire or ghost or such is perfect I got her for making a sea monster inspired by Lovecraft and GrrMartin's iron islands mythology which is a tribute to Lovecraft too lol

 

I am in TEARS
TD 83cm Male-Mom Boy Body

 

Oh this post is gold and the elephant peen one damn I would love some elephant peen earrings lol