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Things about this hobby that you find hilarious?

Apr 30, 2021

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    1. I keep my optional parts in plastic organizers.
      I've got a box of eyeballs, a box of hands, a box of feet, and a padded box of heel legs. And heads (and some boobs) in a sock organizer.
      You could be forgiven for thinking I have serial killer tendencies...
      Doll collecting, amirite?
      The other day, I found a missing foot but misplaced a peen. Spouse looking at me sideways while I stomped around the house, grumbling, "Where TF is my dick?" :lol:
       
      #221 MaleficentMrsofEvil, Jan 4, 2024
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    2. Not sure if this counts but I’ve had random doll clothes turn up in the washing machine a few times and once accidently tumbledryed them :XD:
       
      #222 Jareth, Jan 4, 2024
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    3. I used to keep my doll’s other bust in my night stand, it’s a different size so it works for some outfits better than others. Hubby was laughing when I was like ‘hang on I gotta get my spare boobs.’ … Y’all know how it is. xD
       
      #223 happyafternoon, Jan 5, 2024
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    4. The errors and typos that happen in translation never stop being funny for me. From "body brushing" to what a fun section IOS has on their website.

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      (Yes I am 12, I still play with dolls after all)
       
      #224 cobaltconduct, Jan 30, 2024
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    5. I saw that one today when I went to check my order...got a giggle out of me
       
      #225 castironteapot, Jan 30, 2024
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    6. Oh dear now I need to get them lol!!!!!
       
      #226 Agnes-Agatha, Jan 30, 2024
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    7. My cats are OBSESSED with my dolls. They steal my wigs and chew on them (ewwy, gooey, slobber wigs), they sleep on my dolls, they cuddle with my dolls. I find this hilarious. My cats must have been doll collectors in a prior life.
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      More in spoiler.
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      Flynn LOVES my Dollmore Trinity Elysia. Cuddles with her all the time.

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      Patty is unimpressed.

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      Sammy always gets excited when I'm restringing, and he has a tendency to pull a "Free Willy!" where he'll jump into the carefully arranged parts and send them flying in all directions.
      Which I think is funny... now.
       
      #227 MaleficentMrsofEvil, Jan 31, 2024
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    8. I don´t think that´s your doll anymore, your cat obviously claimed it as its own xD
      Also that doll is huge!
       
      #228 Pina, Jan 31, 2024
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    9. Speaking of bad translations, I just saw this:
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      I had no idea we have a bunch of "naked doll traffickers"!
      You, over there! Drop the dolls, put on some clothes! You're under arrest!!:XD::XD::XD:
       
      #229 SPhosphate, Feb 1, 2024
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    10. #230 Sanar, Feb 1, 2024
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    11. Naked doll trafficker: selling vegetarian bodies. And guns. :lol:
       
      #231 MaleficentMrsofEvil, Feb 1, 2024
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    12. Does the... does the body become a carnivore in the fullset?
       
      #232 cobaltconduct, Feb 1, 2024
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    13. LOL reminds me of when I got my DF-H Oswin and I got the shock of my life when I saw that part :XD:
       
      #233 Jareth, Feb 1, 2024
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    14. I find Reddit posts along the lines of “Can anyone ID this body?” or “Looking for a body” to be hilarious, because I’m also into True Crime lol
       
      #234 taxidermydoll, Feb 1, 2024
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    15. I have a doll with a bug-eyed thousand yard stare and I love it lmao
       
      #235 taxidermydoll, Feb 1, 2024
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    16. Since you mentioned that you liked true crime, I gotta tell you about something that I personally find kinda hilarious. I speak some Chinese, so I would sometimes hang around the Chinese-speaking doll circles. While the English speakers refer to pieces of doll body parts as simply "Unstrung", the Chinese folks use a much more descriptive term: "Cadaver pieces."

      You see people selling second hand dolls with descriptions like: "No eyes, no clothes, no makeup (they refer to faceups as just "makeup"), just naturally yellowed cadaver pieces."

      Not gonna lie. It made do a few double-takes before I realised what they were talking about!
       
      #236 SPhosphate, Feb 2, 2024
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    17. Omg that’s even worse!
       
      #237 taxidermydoll, Feb 2, 2024
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    18. I can definitely relate to this! XD

      Sort of related but I always found the listings for color like “meat pink” or “milkshake pink” kind of funny lol… also I think on taobao how BJDs are sometimes listed as “baby” which is always funny on listings for big ID75 type guys xD
       
      #238 Jareth, Feb 5, 2024
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    19. Omg I’ve never seen “meat pink” before. That makes it sound so unappealing lol
       
      #239 taxidermydoll, Feb 5, 2024
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    20. Speaking of Taobao, did you see that they're calling the REALLY big boys "fat uncle"?
      Seems harsh, no? :whee:
       
      #240 MaleficentMrsofEvil, Feb 5, 2024
      • x 3
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