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Things about this hobby that you find hilarious?

Apr 30, 2021

    1. My 2D 75cm body was listed as "2D 75 mummy body" when I ordered it.
      Cause he's got dem big tiddies :XD:

      I also have the DF-A snake peens and one of them is pretty large. The balls on them is what makes me laugh the most though lmao
       
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    2. When you are talking about mods, I know what you mean. I have an off topic doll that had painted eyes and I was trying to cut new eyes for him and my family was super creeped out!
       
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    3. #243 Darkness Fatale, Feb 9, 2024
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    4. I think the funniest things to me are those situations where we've become so desensitized to how bizarre customization/disassembly/etc. can look from the outside and then someone sees us doing our hobby and is like "...wtf" lol. My housemates have become accustomed to seeing various doll bits and pieces/uncanny scenes around the house and now it's something we all joke about. I like to think I keep life interesting for them.:lol:
       
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    5. Hahahaha!!! That was my reaction too after a second look at the photos.

      While I understand that the headpiece is supposed to resemble a dragon with a gaping maw, why design it in a way that when viewing on a different angle, it looks like a large golden <beep!!!> standing proudly on top of the dorrie head? Maaaaan!!! *_*:?
       
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    6. I looked at this sculpt.
      I thought, "Who farted?"
      Cannot unsee.

      Dollmore's Trinity M Grayson character story may as well have been written as "Mal - buy this doll."
      You're stupid.
      This is Grayson, a bastard boy in the Trinity family.
      He has a lot of daydreams and a self-indulgent personality that doesn't listen to what everyone says. Although he likes to be an actor in plays
      He is a lawyer in real life.
      It's really unfriendly.
       
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    7. Okay so I was watching an Ask A Mortician video on Youtube about a guy who stole and sold body parts from Harvard Medical School to various people. Obviously, terrible situation for the people whose relatives donated their bodies to help train doctors and instead got sold for profit.

      But the thing that tickled me and the reason I find this related to this thread (other than one of the purchasers being someone who created custom creepy non-bjd dolls, fully knowing she was using human parts) was some of written descriptions of Paypal transactions reported in the news. Including a memo that said 'Head Number 7'.

      And I'm sitting here realising I've probably sent payments via Paypal with very similar notes on them.
       
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    8. Criminals using the BJD hobby as cover! Well, I NEVER.
      Was it on Instagram where I read this? "I need help identifying a body." Either a morgue or BJD forum. :lol:
       
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    9. I was thinking of this last night… I always found it funny the fact that Dollmore named that one sculpt Huey Lewis :chibi

      @Crissaegrim OMG I remember reading about that… kind of reminds me of one customs form I got for a BJD where the seller wrote “Barbie Doll head” on it:XD:
       
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    10. It took me far too long to realize Luts has an "Eddy" and the "Tide". They're always listed in the opposite order! I really like this naming trend.
       
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    11. @nyaaain hahaha it’s a little like with Dollshe Saint and Bernard :XD:
       
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    12. I have yet again found some mistranslations that I can't help but chuckle at (that are certainly v problematic out of context)
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      I know there is no need to spend! Yet I do!

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    13. I am so glad I work from home today. It would have been impossible to stifle the braying laughter that erupted out of me just now.
      Note to self - do not read this thread while at the office. :XD::lol:
       
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    14. “No need to spend” versus “flowerbed” is hilarious—I’m guessing one is a layaway deposit, and the other is payment in full, but flowerbed has me scratching my head.
       
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    15. In swedish, "rabatt" is a homonym meaning both "flowerbed" and "discount". Maybe there is some similar quirk of the original language this was translated from? Othewise I have no idea. It's certainly funny either way. :lol:
       
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    16. That’s good to know, thank you for the information!
       
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    17. This explains why the "full amount is vegetarian only"... I think? :lol:
       
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    18. Hopefully. :lol:
       
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    19. In reality, aren't we all just a bunch of "naked doll traffikers" in this hobby? LOL
       
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