Things about this hobby that you find hilarious?

I came back to this thread specifically to check if people were still talking about ding-dongs that sure carried on a while.

But anyway, I have a contribution. I find it endlessly funny when the general we talk about our dolls with a certain weird mix of personification vs. objectification that comes across as truly unhinged. The funny-cute kind of unhinged. Really tickles me.

 

Definitely my male SD doll's removable genitalia. I'm used to male dolls having a peen but a peen that you can remove? That's just a bit weird somehow...

 

how very dare you ringdoll this is an attack against me personally.

honestly if nothing else i think the amount of dolls i love in here proves that one collector's jest is another person's joy, and I love that for this hobby. (that said yes i did giggle at the idea of having to type 'please include nipple piercing' as a genuine request. ah the joys of bjds.)

 

Not sure how I didn't think of doll nipple piercings but did think of doll nipple snoopies. Thanks for another bad idea!!!

 

I think this might be what you're looking for...
https://www.princessauto.com/en/20-pc-mini-push-drill-and-bit-set/product/PA0008442782

Not sure I'm a fan of nipple piercings, but hey... if you do take the drill to any of your boys, please share a photo!
It's going to be the new kind of "Press papilla feel good"!

 

I just want Bast's outfit, Ringdoll. Whomever else can have the doll with the piercings and it's decoration.

 

I just saw that one today. Not exactly what you'd expect of a doll called Bast, huh? It's definitely a love it or leave it doll that one. I usually love Ringdoll dolls but even if I had the $$$ I think I'd pass on that one...

 

Man, if they keep doing big be-titted men for the goddesses, prepare yourself for Hathor. Moobs to end all moobs.

 

I shall have to try to find the photo but I remember the very cursed photo I took when I tried realistic small iris eyes inside an anime styled head… I was honestly just curious about how it would look :’) a few times I also tried a few “interesting” head and body combinations including trying out an EID size head on a Soom Super Gem - which lead to another very cursed image… anyone else ever tried out hybrids that have just not worked??

 

Photos, please! Please find them and share them!!

 

@magkelly I just think that there are few bjds that would look great in a pharaoh outfit.

 

Speaking of cursed hybrids, here's a Volks GrB (Saito Hajime) on a Loongsoul 73 body

 

I tried my Dollshe Marco head on a SartoriaJ body and it looked ridiculously tiny.

The SartoriaJ head on my Huajing Uncle 47cm body looked rather bobbleheaded. The Dollshe Marco head doesn't fit perfectly on the Huajing body - just a little too small - but it's better than nothing.

That's about it for my weird hybrids. Though I did have a real period of adjustment when I replaced my Bimong body's Chuu head (which she came with) with an Argodoll 1/4 head. Not because the new head looked bad, but it went from kind of cartoony oversized head to actual normal person proportional head.

 

@Crissaegrim funnily enough I had a similar situation with my Dollshe Rey Lewis (70cm size) I was shocked when I got the doll. His head was so tiny in comparison to my EID men’s heads. It ended up looking better when I tried it on my Sard’s body.

Idk if this makes sense but I find it funny when you get a tiny head with a massive neckhole :’)

 

Yeah, the neckhole for my Dollshe head (Fashion Maxi 46cm) is shockingly enormous compared to others. Which is great, because it meant I could try it out on other dolls, but it's odd given how small the head actually is.

 

I finally got a doll with magnetic boy parts.

I didn't pay that much attention to the body other then the joints so I was a bit surprised. I called my mother over and we were laughing hysterically as I tried the different sizes on him. I now have my first bag of boy parts.

I still have to do the body blushing on the doll, and I am trying to figure out where to paint 'those parts' and set them to dry. When it's the dolls with them attached or strung on, I don't worry about it, but I don't really want people coming into my room and seeing a row of boy parts on my desk!

 

I think it's been tried and true that the magnetic penises make great fridge magnets