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Things about this hobby that you find hilarious?

Apr 30, 2021

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    1. I'm new and the sheer size difference in the doll sizing cracks me up regularly
       
      #41 FenTreefern, May 13, 2021
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    2. For me I think its the the random things I say while I am crafting. Like "Oh no I dropped my irises!" Or " Ugh I think I am just gonna have to drill a hole in her butt" Just...the weird things that sound horrifying out of context crack me up the most. My hubby has gotten used to my weird comments, but I still wonder if anyone thinks I'm a serial killer from things I've said at the craft store.
       
      #42 lividdarkangel, May 15, 2021
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    3. Tbh if you're a plus-sized person, those prices are *exactly the same* price as your own clothes. Sad but true.

      And the dolls with detachable penises (of various sizes?) is funny af. Kind of wish they all had detachable genitals as that's the main issue when buying pants that would actually fit. Doll peens don't squish or move like human junk.
       
      #43 writerm, May 18, 2021
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    4. Gotta agree with most people the "eggplant" attachments are hilarious. I also thing its funny seeing people paint the mouth inserts and its just a rod of teeth/tongue. It looks so funky outside of the face.
       
      #44 thehiddenapothecary, May 20, 2021
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    5. Doll penises are just funny and bizarre to me. I know...I'm being immature but ehehe
       
      #45 Ephemeral_Dream, May 22, 2021
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    6. Apparently now there are penis dolls. It's from Mezen Fantasy Dolls.
       
      #46 Audrina Mystique, May 22, 2021
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    7. "I bought him just for his body" - the faces my coworkers had when I casually spit this out at work :lol:
       
      #47 Smaug, May 22, 2021
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    8. I find the reaction of people not involved in the hobby funny sometimes. I go outside to take some photos and some people look at me like I have an alien in my hands. =D

      I also find funny some weird dolls and doll parts (regular penises are ok but I saw a SNAKE-PENIS and it's hilarious).
       
      #48 AlexEllery, May 24, 2021
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    9. I have a doll with mouth inserts and glossing his tongue is so freaky haha
       
      #49 FenTreefern, May 24, 2021
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    10. "Mother SD" will always be both endearing and hilarious to me :aangel:
       
      #50 Nell, May 29, 2021
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    11. Dolls have expensive needs. A cheap wig looks cheap. Same with clothes. And shoes? On my goodness, it's crazy. But then you dress them and they preen. Totally Worth it. But have to buy things slowly to not go broke!
       
      #51 GummyPooh, May 29, 2021
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      • I've literally held a bag of doll d's.
      • Swiping through pages of detached body parts isn't weird in this hobby.
      • *Searches Vinyl male chest piece on Etsy* -gets bondage. "Hmm.. maybe I should have been more specific"
      • Is $50 for eyes too much? - Ugh, I don't want to spend $5 on Starbucks! :doh
       
      #52 Angelesk, May 30, 2021
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    13. Lol. Unrelated - I couldn't remember what a "jock strap" was called, so I googled "athletic supporter" instead.
      I don't recommend it.
       
      #53 MaleficentMrsofEvil, May 30, 2021
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    14. You know, that THING! That holds that other THING!
      Yeah, we'll Google that, Certainly nothing bad will come of this. :XD:

      I swear, I thought I was pretty self explanatory.
       
      #54 Angelesk, May 30, 2021
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    15. As many others have said, the price of doll clothes being so much more than human clothes "$20 for doll shoes, that's such a good deal! *add to cart*" vs. "$20 for human shoes?! are you crazy?! *puts back and buys nothing*"

      My YoSD having a bigger eye-size and the being able to wear the same wig as my friend's SD13-sized girl
      Getting double use from mini-hats, bought myself some for lolita fashion and was able to share them with my F-01s as regular-sized hats that actually fit their heads well
      Pictures of dismembered doll bodies, doll heads with no eyes/only one eye, disembodied doll parts all over totally not being a cause for concern but interest in what that hobbyist is up to customizing
      Switching doll parts for a friend to get a better idea of fit/color
       
      #55 Chibi_Rat, May 31, 2021
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    16. One thing that I will never stop finding hilarious is how creepy it seems to people who aren't in the hobby. Sometimes I forget how psychotic it looks to people when I have various doll parts, drills, and scalpels on my desk like it's normal. Then someone sees it and looks at me like :nowords:
       
      #56 vanillamarie, Jun 1, 2021
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    17. Or the things that are totally normal to say in this hobby, but out of context its just terrifying.
       
      #57 lividdarkangel, Jun 3, 2021
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    18. This is what I was thinking of as well. Just thinking about how doll language sounds out of context is really funny, even when we're not thinking about mods, like "time to open their head and get the eyes out".
       
      #58 bunnie-dollie, Jun 3, 2021
      • x 1
    19. Please, no one hate me, but I finally looked up Dollmore Trinity dolls, and I think they are HYSTERICAL. They are enormous. Freaking huge. I love everything about them. And they are made only in limited edition sets of 10. TEN!!! People go to regular retailers and buy human clothing for them because they are so big.

      If I had one, I would probably get one of those wagons to pull it around in. I would charge people to take a picture with it. I would *pay* to take a picture with one. I want to see one IRL so badly.

      ETA - I have been terrorizing my spouse with (joking) threats of getting one and making it a permanent installation in our living room.
       
      #59 MaleficentMrsofEvil, Jun 4, 2021
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    20. I wish I could recall which company it was, but I recently saw a 120cm BJD online. That's literally 30cm shorter than me! Your comment made me laugh because I threatened to save up for one and make an Only Slightly Smaller Me to freak out my partner with.
       
      #60 Charlotte Sometimes, Jun 4, 2021
      • x 8
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