Things about this hobby that you find hilarious?

(don't take it seriously it's just some playful ribbing )

 

Be strong, Grailus. Be strong.

 

Why do I feel like that there's a photo out there of a bjd with a rubber duck attached to his crotch, somewhere? Or maybe it's just a company having fun with censor bars.

 

Haha, you cannot do anything about it my idiot man-cudgel

 

Wow if I ever get to choose my weapon for ANYTHING it will be a 75cm dorito shaped joint boi

 

I have never regretted not having Quackles so much.

 

These drawings are so fun. This has also made me understand why in my search for doll clothing there is a lot, I mean A LOT, of lingerie for male dolls. It’s making me want to maybe one day get a male doll with nice pecs just so I can put him in a beautiful bra that cups his man bosoms so nicely.

 

LMAO yes, exactly that.

 

Given how often the 75cm uncles have pecs with "my cup runneth over" energy, uncle bras make complete sense.

 

It was the origin story of Moob Man: lab-engineered to don the very largest of bras.

 

Truuuue!!! Looking at the uncle dorries that are modelling lingerie from this site:
https://www.moonlightbjd.com/product-page/slilian-by-s-j

I went "hmmmm, I wish it was T&D Moob Men modelling those" . It will give us a *perfect* demo on how they look on "pecs with "my cup runneth over" energy" (thanks for the quote, @saraquill )

 

All of my dolls are up on shelves facing my bed, so every night I see dozens of eyes staring at me… Not sure if it’s creepy or comforting

 

Sometimes.... angles matter more than we think they do I saw this hand listing earlier and have been scratching my head slash laughing at the first photo since as it looks so uhhhhh uncomfortable

 

@cobaltconduct I laugh so much whenever people mention CP El's "heart attack hands"

 

Something that made me giggle today—dikadoll having a heart where this body’s genitals would normally be. Just the very sculpted, very detailed body, and then heart…

Doll Parts, Dika Doll - BJD, BJD Doll, Ball Jointed Dolls - Alice's Collections

 

Since I joined the hobby I've started to notice doll talk in the wild. I've overheard a conversation about antique dolls between some old Romans at a table. One of them was superstitious, porteno iella, "they bring bad luck". Another said they made him uncomfortable, nun se moveno, ma sa' commannano, "they don't move, but it's like they own the place".

 

That's kind of charming- "they don't move but they own the place." Reminds me of The Little Princess movie, when Sara's dad tells her dolls come alive when we're not looking.

 

@quilleth it's extremely weird that I'm noticing only now, but dolls come up a lot in conversations. The other day I was told "You know what's Johnny Depp's hobby? He collects dolls! Isn't that silly." Of course that's very silly, a grown adult collecting dolls