Things about this hobby that you find hilarious?

I imagine there have been many "but why?" reactions in this hobby I had the same reaction to my Dollshe boy's very detailed pee hole.

 

I get a chuckle out of the fact that I just have a bunch of eyes sitting on my desk at this very moment. Also, like people have already said, things like, "I have a bunch of floating heads" or "I've got a body in the mail" makes me crack up

 

I have a horrible confession to make! I think that the fact that anime BJDs can have sculpted genitalia ALONE is hilarious to me! I don't know why, but I think it's because they are so stylized that I think it's weird in a funny way!

 

I showed one of my friends the inside of my doll's head, explaining that I had to reglue a magnet, and he said it looked scary.
I asked which part: the backs of the eyes, the s hook, the elastics or the eye putty?
His answer: yes

At least it was in good humour and not outright fear!

 

The ability to freak out your friends simply for owning one. x3
The funniest thing is changing clothes of one in front of a friend who's not into dolls, and they flip out in laughter! Oh no a penis! The horror! XD Never gets old!

 

I may have gotten some wide-eyed reactions to blithely announcing that I got a head in a box in the post today.

 

Just visited RingDoll website recently and they have a rather interesting set of optional....hoohas for sale (I might be late in the news but what in the bluest of hecks were they thinking!?!)

Peter

 

... I don't even have the words for what this is. What were they thinking indeed.

 

Definitely penises on dolls, and those full-body blushes complete with a "happy trail".

 

Recently it these pictures from fairyland showing their mermaid/seahorse hesitating "which tail to pick".



I mean, that's suppose to be their body right? But they make them look like shopping for cloths. Imagine you are shopping for your legs part and say "Oh, I'd rather have a model leg, let's try swap out my chubby cutie legs"

 

I saw these too! Though it didn't quite occur to me that way. Now that you point it out, well... I guess the dollies aren't too fussed about being pulled apart and rearranged?

 

I find it funny when I write emails or PM to people that the body they bought has been shipped, or when I go to post office back when they knew me better asking what is in this box and I reply, a head only to have other customers look at me weird.

 

My sister gets a kick out of whenever I ask her If she wants to see the head that I got in the mail.
Talking about dolls and doll parts around other people who have no clue is always funny. Things I've said around others include:
"I'm making eyeballs", "I have all the eyeballs, do you want to see?", "Hold on, I need to remove this head."
And I couldn't resist showing my fiance the literal bag of dicks I received with one of my dolls.

 

I received a pair of eyes and hands in the mail the other day, the idea of which my partner was pretty weirded out by. He agrees that "foot-ball" sounds just as odd though, if you really think of it, so I guess both of our hobbies involve body parts.

 

My ex had a bit of a doll phobia. He was ok with me keeping my dolls in a separate room, but when I was sewing doll clothes and the little model was patiently waiting on the dining room table, I got a lot of "Ah!"s and "The eyes look like they're staring at me!"

It's not my fault glass eyes look so lovely and lifelike...

 

I have a friend who love doll so much but afraid of the eyes that follow. He's ok with my doll, as long as they are in my house(not his) or in photos I show him though. (I'm... Er, quite a fan of eyes that follow haha)

He end up using only glittering/jewel resin/urethane eyes that's not humanlike so they won't follow. (So, the love for dolls win, and his collection is wonderful in my op. )

 

So my sister has a Soulkid, and Souldolls come with those dynamic eyes that seem to move so they're always looking at you. My sister and I share a bedroom, and somehow the doll always ends up watching me from across the room with this slightly disconcerting glint in her eyes. What made it even funnier is that she recently got jointed hands, so sometimes I turn around and this doll is glaring at me with her fist raised like she's about to come for me... it's resulted in a lot of laughs.

 

I think I found another hilarious thing about the BJD hobby aside from optional/removable hoohas:
Doll Parts, Telesthesia - BJD, BJD Doll, Ball Jointed Dolls - Alice's Collections

Overly-sized....man bazoombas. Why the heck

Spoiler: Why so.....endowed? O.o'''

 

I remember seeing those promo photos and getting a laugh out them. Dude's got some real moobs, aka manboobs